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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:54PM (Unverified) said

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Two fucking douchebags
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:26PM Jerk Face said

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You win the fucking Internet! LOL
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:39PM xenocidic said

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it's rare the first post is filled with so much win
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:05PM (Unverified) said

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I think we have a winner
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:35PM VIDEOGAMES said

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Actually its just a re-release of the first game.

Army of Two: Total Fucking Disaster
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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Winner. Everybody else stop trying.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 6:50PM (Unverified) said

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This is still the best answer. I lol'd hard.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 7:19PM In A World said

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Nah, TFD doesn't actually stand for anything... ya'know, like KFC and GOP....
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 8:55PM The Wicker Man said

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keep trying!
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:54PM KylHu said

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Total Fistpound Domination.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:10PM jhowlett said

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i thought it was terrorist fistpound duo
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:55PM (Unverified) said

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its "the 40th day" isn't it? hmm for some reason i thought i read it here...
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:56PM philipjfryrish said

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I am thinking Task Force Delta for some reason. Have I heard that before?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:21PM mackswift said

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Yeah, its the title of one of Richard Marcinko's books.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:56PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:56PM MaxShrek said

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Totally Female Devoid.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:58PM MaxShrek said

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oh wait! Toaster Flipping Dominatrix?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 2:59PM Roofie said

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It's not "The 40th Day", guys. Come on! It's obviously Tony Fuckin' Danza.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:03PM darkinchworm said

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Tapdance extravaganzas confirmed.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:06PM DarrenHollywood said

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Army of Two: They're the boss
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:47PM ChupacabraHuntr said

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Pre-orders receive a hidden special move - "The Danza Slap"
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:55PM Blaquebeird said

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Aw! Beat me to it. I was gonna say Ted Fucking Danson though.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:00PM (Unverified) said

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Two Flamboyant Divas?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:06PM Joeybeast said

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The Flaming Duo

The Flamboyant Duo

or my favorite, The Fucking Duo.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:09PM AsherR said

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Two Fragrant Daisies

They run a flower shop now.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:12PM (Unverified) said

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Team Fortress Dos
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:02PM (Unverified) said

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Damn. I thought I checked all the comments before making my Team Fortress joke. Oh well. There will always be another day...
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:13PM (Unverified) said

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That Fucking Dog?

except it's supposed to be cat. idk.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:28PM Zertoss said

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Well there's no C in TFD, is there?
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:16PM (Unverified) said

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The Final Dinner xD
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:17PM Negatron said

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The Frozen Dingleberry
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:18PM Negatron said

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They are going to give 50Cent: Blood in the Sand a run for its money.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:21PM (Unverified) said

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Army of Two: Two Fucking Dudes

It keeps with the homo-erotic themes of the first one
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:29PM Mr Khan said

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Now there would be a bold step for the games industry
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:23PM Rankore said

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Toilet Fetish Delight
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:27PM Borenson said

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Total Fucking Destruction
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:34PM Garrett said

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Too fu***** dumb,

This is such a waste of time. The first one was mediocre at best, who wants a sequal to a game that sucks? Seriously.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:39PM LegendK1ll3r said

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I guess that means Street Fighter should have never gotten a sequel, the first one is atrocious.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:41PM (Unverified) said

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Killzone 2...
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:43PM XeroAF said

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i loved this game and am excited to finally see a sequel. my wife and i played through this game multiple times, very fun. also bought the expansion pack for it and was not disappointed. some of us with friends are actually able to enjoy the co-op part of this game (single player sucked, i know, but co-op more than made up for it), needless to say, stfu because not everybody feels like you do and some of us are allowed to look forward to this game.

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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:51PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I liked the first one as well. Hopefully this one adds a functional melee attack as well as a better multiplayer experience.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:54PM Roofie said

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I really liked it as well (especially on the hardest difficulty). Something that was really disregarded, was how perfect the length was; it wasn't artificially lengthened at all. It was definitely a fun splitscreen co-op game.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:01PM Professor Lario said

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I agree Gman - one of the worst games I have played this generation.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:37PM ScottG13 said

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Tandem Fellatio Delight
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:46PM Zertoss said

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I don't care what anyone says, this one is my favorite.
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Posted: Mar 6th 2009 9:46AM ScottG13 said

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Thank you, Zert. I do my best. There was alot of "stiff" competition.

ZING!
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:43PM The Wicker Man said

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Yeah this must be the thread where each post gets a -1!!! w00t! First guy already won the internets, there are no second place awards!
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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The Final Disappointment.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:48PM swede33 said

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Tasty Free Donuts
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:51PM (Unverified) said

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Glad you liked the tip! haha these suggestions are great!
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