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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:56PM (Unverified) said

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They Fucked [Up] Development

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Or, Total Fucking Disappointment
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 3:59PM (Unverified) said

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Try Firing, Dipshit!

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:00PM (Unverified) said

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Team Fortress Duplicate?

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:10PM Unab8d Ly4m said

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Army of Two: Team Featured Death

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:16PM xFenixKnightx said

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It's gonna be on my rental list thats for sure. YEAH!

*Does air guitar

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:30PM Zertoss said

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Time For Downvoting, apparently.

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:34PM StormEagle said

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No. It actually stands for Tactical For Dummies. It's the new squad they're assigned to after all the poor A.I. decisions in the last game. Like when you get downed and the computer drags you in a circle in the middle of a crossfire until you're dead. Maybe this new squad can teach them some things.

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 4:49PM Mazrael said

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What!?. another Army of Two..

besides

Gears of War is "The definitive third person co-op shooter"

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 5:00PM WonderWeazel said

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Gears of War was just a testosterone driven, profanity laden... oh wait.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 5:05PM Duke said

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Too f*cking dumb

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 5:15PM (Unverified) said

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TERRORISTS FUCKING DIE

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 5:22PM Anticrawl said

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Apparently the majority of people on Joystiq don't know any other word that starts with an F....

But we all know it's quite obviously -

Army of Two: Toothpaste for Dinner

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 7:27PM Toop said

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Awesome. Just awesome.
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Posted: Mar 5th 2009 6:12PM MarkezJM said

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The Joystiq community apologizes but felt it needed to be done.

Although I noticed below that 'Toilet Fetish Delight' is still sitting at 2 hearts, so go figure.

One suggestion per comment please. I mean, what, that was like 10? How rude. How very rude. We're a polite and courteous bunch here you know.

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 7:53PM Zertoss said

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I can't help myself. The words, they just keep flowing... Til Forever Dood!

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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The First Defense

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 8:07PM (Unverified) said

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Two Fucking Dumbasses.

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 8:27PM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Army of Two: Terrorist Free Day

I guess it would just be those 2 guys sitting around playing cards or something. Possibly going out for lunch at the Olive Garden.

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 8:43PM sonicspike41 said

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I must be suffering through nostalgia, because all I came up with was:

Army Of Two: Terror From the Deep

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 8:59PM (Unverified) said

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terrorists for dinner
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the first date

Posted: Mar 5th 2009 9:57PM Cameage said

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I could have sworn I heard it was going to be called AofT: Dirty, Sexy Money...

Whatever.

Terrible Frickin' Dynamic.

Posted: Mar 6th 2009 4:33AM (Unverified) said

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The 40th Day

Posted: Mar 6th 2009 7:52AM (Unverified) said

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There's not really a sequel. It's just something adults made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman....or Michael Jackson.

Posted: Mar 6th 2009 5:21PM robotoid said

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where have I heard that joke before?? that was a quote wasn't it?
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Posted: Mar 7th 2009 12:42PM (Unverified) said

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season 7 episode 4 of the simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
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Posted: Mar 6th 2009 9:45AM Gooney Gu Gu said

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Army of Two: Terrorists for Dinner

Posted: Mar 6th 2009 9:46AM usualyksint said

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Army of Two : Tries - Fails Desasterously

Posted: Mar 6th 2009 11:14AM (Unverified) said

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Army of Two: Tony Fuckin' Danza

Posted: May 7th 2009 11:33PM (Unverified) said

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Duh it's Army Of Two:The 40th Day
TFD

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