
The sad thing about this week's show is that no matter what's in it, it's not going to be as good as the photoshop Mike Santos made to accompany it. But dammit, we've got to try, so expect the usual silliness and discussion of X-Blades, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and more detailed Puzzle Quest: Galactrix diatribes than any of you probably wanted.
Also: Free sex advice! Oh, and after the break, a special treat for fans of last week's "Guess the Real Wii or DS Game," box art for the completely made up Baiden Baiden: You're the Light! by friend of the show Dan Diemer.
Also: Free sex advice! Oh, and after the break, a special treat for fans of last week's "Guess the Real Wii or DS Game," box art for the completely made up Baiden Baiden: You're the Light! by friend of the show Dan Diemer.
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Hosts: Chris Grant, Ludwig Kietzmann and Justin McElroy
Music: "Get Ready for Love" by Nick Cave, "Red Eye" by Ben Kweller
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See all of this week's links after the jump.

NEWS:
EA site hints at Army of Two sequel 'Army of Two: TFD'
Days of Arcade promotion coming to XBLA March 18; Lode Runner, six other titles coming soon
The Beatles: Rock Band launching worldwide on 9/9/09
Confirmed: NXE update on Xbox 360 game discs
NCAA Basketball 09: March Madness Edition coming to XBLA
A Boy and His Blob detailed in latest Nintendo Power
Report: Midway looking to sell Mortal Kombat assets
Sony reorganizes divisions, has big plans for future
BIG THREE:
3. World at War map pack coming in March
2. Spot the Real Wii or DS game
1. Watchmen: The End is Nigh Review
ALSO: Hermie Hopperhead

