The man with his own Joystiq tag, Michael Pachter, is at it again, this time talking about Nintendo and the Wii. In likening Nintendo's success with the Wii to that of McDonald's success in slowly killing you, Pachter says a lot of what worked for the food chain is working for Nintendo right now. Does that make Mario a Big Mac?
"They buy the Wii games that they buy for the same reason that people go to McDonald's," Pachter said on consumers. Further elaborating on his comparison of the two companies, he said, "McDonald's doesn't win a lot of restaurant critic awards but they are approachable, they're consistent, and you know what they're going to serve you." He says that if the "concept is right," the "recognition factor" is there, and if "you can 'get it' from what's on the box," then "sometimes the game doesn't even have to be that good in order for it to sell."
He must have skipped lunch today, because Pachter also brought Nintendo's competition into the food comparison mix, saying, "Nintendo has become the fast food machine. Sony is very much the high-end restaurant. And Microsoft is somewhere in between."
So, basically, the Wii is like a #4 on the value menu, the Xbox 360 is like lunch at Applebee's, and the PS3 is like getting a reservation at Dorcia on a Friday night. Got it.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:22AM Ridgecity said
"and the PS3 is like getting a reservation at Dorcia on a Friday night."
Actually, no, you can get a PS3 anytime you want, maybe finding a Wii would be more like getting a reservation on a Friday night...
If The Wii is a McDonald's Big Mac, The xbox360 is Applebee's the Cajun Lime Tilapia, then the PS3 would be like eating sushi in New York, it's a buffet, but it's a $100 buffet.
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Actually, no, you can get a PS3 anytime you want, maybe finding a Wii would be more like getting a reservation on a Friday night...
If The Wii is a McDonald's Big Mac, The xbox360 is Applebee's the Cajun Lime Tilapia, then the PS3 would be like eating sushi in New York, it's a buffet, but it's a $100 buffet.
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:07PM thesimplicity said
Dorsia, with an "s." Jesus, whenever I read these articles I can't help but wonder what the author's head would look like on a stick.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 11:30PM (Unverified) said
@thesimplicity
If you're going to be an ass and call out the blogger for a minor spelling error, try not to make 3rd grade punctuation errors. Oh the irony!
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If you're going to be an ass and call out the blogger for a minor spelling error, try not to make 3rd grade punctuation errors. Oh the irony!
Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:20AM Bourne Perfection said
Peter Luger's is the SH*T!
And it blows a simple kobe away. Mainly because it pretty much is a kobe... only 3 to 5 times bigger.
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And it blows a simple kobe away. Mainly because it pretty much is a kobe... only 3 to 5 times bigger.
Posted: Mar 11th 2009 5:45AM (Unverified) said
Please, people are still putting the PS3 on a pedestal? If the 360 is Applebees the the PS3 is like Kelseys or something. They're pretty much the same, why is everybody just falling over and accepting Sony's bullshit that they are a Ferrari, or a high-end restaurant, or whatever analogy they use to make themselves feel better.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 9:57PM MarkezJM said
Speaking of which, is there someone at Dell I can talk to about my laptop's mouse and keypad absolutely melting down since I bought it off my old employer. I feel entitled to choking the shit out of some Dell employee somewhere because of it, thanks that is all.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:00AM SheppyReturns said
I have a Dell XPS desktop that I love the hell out of. To the point that I'm considering keeping this case for my next computer build.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:35PM (Unverified) said
That picture really frightens the green apple splatters out of me...
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:03PM Typicalgamer said
Some woman called the police cause there were no Mcnuggets... maybe i should call the police too cause there isn't a wii in gamestop.../sarcasm
but seriously i kinda agree with michael, but i think this year is when The wii/psp strikes back
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but seriously i kinda agree with michael, but i think this year is when The wii/psp strikes back
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:16PM Roto13 said
Didn't she call 911 because they took her money, told her there were no McNuggets (and there weren't any when they took her money), and refused to give her a refund? It wasn't because she was in some kind of ravenous hog-woman who was going to start hallucinating if she didn't get her McNugget fix in the next few minutes.
Though 911 is for emergencies and that's clearly not what that was. :P
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Though 911 is for emergencies and that's clearly not what that was. :P
Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:29AM (Unverified) said
"I'd liked to laugh at you silly Americans, but then one English dude called 999 because his meal was taking too long to arrive in a restaurant."
Hyams, there's no nationality assigned to morons. Idiocy can happen anywhere, anytime.
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Hyams, there's no nationality assigned to morons. Idiocy can happen anywhere, anytime.
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:06PM (Unverified) said
I'd kill to get a reservation at Dorcia's on Friday night
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:12PM Da Largest said
I foresee many comments that will make me raaaaaage in the morning, both from the WDF and the HCSS ('hard core' stupidity squadron). Shame I have to go to sleep.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 5:32PM blahblah55 said
Not in some McDonalds... 7 McDonalds in my area have changed it... in some it's #11, in others it's #13...
...the world has changed.
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...the world has changed.
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:31PM Gun Barrier said
Don't worry, it probably still will. Im not enraged by the posts so far though.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:25PM MarkezJM said
One of a number of asshats why I don't understand why they have a respected place in the industry/and/or decent job.
Count in the moron Cassamassina as far as I'm concerned, as he doesn't have an objective bone in his body. And this coming from a Wii/DS fan.
One of a number of a people where I see the name, and it means I immediately disregard anything they ever say.
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Count in the moron Cassamassina as far as I'm concerned, as he doesn't have an objective bone in his body. And this coming from a Wii/DS fan.
One of a number of a people where I see the name, and it means I immediately disregard anything they ever say.
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 11:00PM Mr Khan said
Cassemassina's problem is precisely that he is not a Nintendo fanboy, but instead of that leading to him being more objective, that leads to him gaining the ability to bitch about everything Nintendo does wrong. Almost as if he were on a timer, he starting railing on Nintendo in 2008, just like he did back in 2003.
Plus he's very immature, and despite the fact that he does apparently have some good inside sources in the industry, whenever his predictions are proven false (Kid Icarus at E3), he throws a hissy fit.
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Plus he's very immature, and despite the fact that he does apparently have some good inside sources in the industry, whenever his predictions are proven false (Kid Icarus at E3), he throws a hissy fit.
Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:22PM (Unverified) said
Hideo Kojima pretty much made the exact same analogy a couple of years ago, and he also said it a few times on different occasions if I remember correctly.....
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:41AM (Unverified) said
Well they have a point. Nintendo gets rich off the kid's market, and people are always having kids and kids gotta have toys...so it's a perfect business model. The McDonalds analogy is even better because although their quality isn't the greatest (DS and Wii are both low-def compared to the competition), they're cheap enough and get the job done while keeping kids happy.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:23PM (Unverified) said
Oh patcher how I love some of the things you say. Basically just called the wii garbage, and I love it.
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Posted: Mar 10th 2009 10:58PM (Unverified) said
The fact that I irk you guys is more than enough satisfaction to me, and with no effort. I mean really, that was arguably the weakest bait I've thrown out there in my career here and you bit. You all are easier than my last 2 girlfriends combined.
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