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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:52PM Joeybeast said

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China is afraid that its youths will all become skull fuckers, can't you see?
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:53PM Professor Lario said

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How incredible ironic...
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:58PM Professor Lario said

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Me fail English!? Unpossible!
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:58PM Shmil said

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What happened to you China? You used to be cool.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:37PM mikec89 said

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China still cool, we pay later!
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:51PM MarkezJM said

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Excellent, also in that episode is Homer and Marge searching for Lincoln's gold.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 12:59PM (Unverified) said

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You can't censor skeletons. When the zombie apocalypse happens, and the dead rise to feast on the flesh of the living, YOU WILL NEED TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN ABOUT THEM! And since there is no official training out there, games are the only place you can learn about re-killing the undead.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 3:34PM germdove said

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Un-killing?
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 5:13PM Babel said

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*Redeadening

Since there's been two awesome Simpsons references above me, I felt obliged to add another.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:02PM Haggard said

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That must be a pain in the arse for Blizzard.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:05PM (Unverified) said

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I think this might be the point where "F-ck It" finally overtakes "China is 'the future' and has 1 billion people" for a western company.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:11PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, must be. China is a very large % of WoWs overall subscribers.

This also happened with vanilla WoW and TBC. Blizzard had to censor player corpses from skeletons to coffins.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:33PM Haggard said

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I doubt they'd say "fuck it" to a million subscriptions and full price retail sales.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 3:16PM (Unverified) said

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a) Well, obviously they're not in a big hurry
b) China pays a fraction of what we do for WoW software and subs
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:02PM MarkezJM said

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I can't find anything very specific as to why skeletons aren't allowed, but I tried:

"A member of staff with the public relations department of The9, which runs WoW in China, was quoted by a Guangzhou-based newspaper as saying the changes were made according to "China's particular situation and relevant regulations."

"It's to promote a healthy and harmonious online environment," the anonymous staff member said."

Did China sensor out the skeleton halloween costumes from the Karate Kid? Ralph Macchio is fuming and needs to know.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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Well, this makes sense. Skeletons are a moral outrage that evokes images of death from starvation, which is a propaganda tool of the capitalist pig running dog who are jealous or fearful of China's state run economy.

And city raids...you don't even really need to ask, do you? It's practically a road-map for vile dissidents and misguided sons of gloriously prosperous farm workers to disturb the tranquility of the revolutionary elite in their working areas.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:18PM MowDownJoe said

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Very true. Wizards of the Coast has to change the art on alot of Magic cards to sell in the Chinese market because those arts depict skeletons.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:06PM Haggard said

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China is pretty much a capitalist nation at this point.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:26PM (Unverified) said

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At the bottom, it is, yes. But I don't think skeletons and city raids are verboten because of a grass-roots political campaign by Chinese citizens.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 4:00PM (Unverified) said

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To add onto what The Baron said, opinion polls have found that most Chinese people are more supportive of free trade than most Americans, ironically. And that this even includes Communist Party members. Found the data over at worldpublicopinion.org, if anyone's interested.





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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:04PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Skeletons=what burried under Tibet and therefore unspeakable
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:07PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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China has a long-standing problem with skeletons. Many Magic the Gathering cards had to be changed to remove skeletons, with all skeletons being replaced with some manner of zombie.

China also disallows games to feature pandas that are capable of dying/being killed, as well as fictional religious belief systems.

It is all a part of the government's complete control on what its constituents are allowed (at least openly) to believe and experience.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:31PM Keithustus said

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"fictional religious belief systems"

So you can't mention any religion whatsoever in games, then?
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:38PM RagnarokSword said

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Careful FSK405K, you could cut someone with that razor sharp wit of yours!
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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First Scrabble and now Magic the Gathering cards.
Rock and roll.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:48PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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FSK405K,

I meant truly fictional beliefs.

Such as believing that your comment was funny.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:02PM MarkezJM said

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I thought he was being serious in asking that question, and I was curious as to the actual answer.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:06PM (Unverified) said

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Or that a talking snake tricked a man into eating a fruit that contained all knowledge thus rendering that man mortal and full of evil. Then along comes another man who is on a suicide mission to eliminate said evil from ALL men.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:12PM Bolts said

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This may come as a shock, gentlemen, but I believe that this random internet blog comment poster did not check his facts very thoroughly

Warcraft 3 is HUGE in China, and it has an anthromorphic panda drunken kung fu master who is quite capable of being killed
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:19PM (Unverified) said

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It's funny, but I actually prefer some of those changes in the Chinese alternates. Thanks for posting them. :D
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:28PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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No, I was not outright wrong about Pandas:
http://www.wowinsider.com/2008/03/10/the-great-panda-debate/

So, there is no specific law, but right now it's thin ice.

Guild Wars was forced to remove Pandas as a killable pet prior to release:
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Panda

Also, it's possible that since Pandaren are not actually Pandas, they were spared, whereas Guild Wars could not get away with using actual Pandas. I know that's semantics, but it's the same semantics that disallow a skeleton but allow a skeleton with eyes and clothes.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 4:14AM squeehunter said

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@ronebear

It's called allegory.

Would ancient people really take well to, "In the beginning, there was a singularity, then between 10^-36 seconds and 10^-12 seconds the strong force, weak force, electromagnetism, and gravity seperate into the four fudemental forces, which allowed nucelosynthesis of... ... and thus man grew from a monkey over millions of years which is a number that thou hast not invented yet, but the change took so long, thou would not have noticed. Thou shall trust thy Lord God that his be true even though none of this will make sense to thee until 4000 years..."?

That would have went REAL well back then.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:47AM AUserName said

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Actually, it was a serpent that tricked a WOMAN into eating the forbidden fruit. Is that so hard to believe? How many woman do you know that can be easly fooled by good looks and sweet talking?

Er... I mean, BOO RELIGION! I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF SO I MUST FOLLOW THE POPULOUS TREND OF DOWNING EVERYTHING THAT SCIENCE CAN'T PROVE! ALL GLORY TO SCIENCE! KILL THE INFIDEL!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:37PM bm111 said

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"I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF"


Should I really mention how ironic that is? "lol"
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 5:31PM AUserName said

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So it's ironic that I pointed out a flaw in popular thinking? I think you need a dictionary there, Ms. Morissette.

Fact is, blasting someone for not thinking the way you do is bad, no matter how much "truth" and "fact" you have behind you. Science can't prove everything, religion doesn't cover everything, and we're all living in a computer simulation so WTF does it matter? Go back to doing your times tables, Jr, and let the big boys play a little while.

I'm sick of all you idealistic jackasses praiding around on the web thinking your anonymous little smartassed comments matter. The don't, you don't, I don't. EDIT: Getting personal. Everyone relax. Take a deep breath. Drink a glass of water.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 10:43AM bm111 said

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Are you talking to me?

Hahahahaha oh wow
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:07PM Vandell said

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They're spooooky. ;3;
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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The undead in that picture is also censored. It has no dead/rotting flesh and it's jaw isn't dislocated like the standard undead model.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:18PM RyanS said

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Hmmm...

No Skeletons, but cameltoe is ok...

They so weaahd.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:22PM (Unverified) said

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Skeletons aren't sexy.

Cammy toes are.

I think that's their logic.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:19PM AtomB said

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that's not an undead, that is what a skeleton looks like instead in china
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:27PM Roxinos said

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What's wrong with China and skeletons?

I don't know, why don't you ask yourself what's wrong with America and boobs first.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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Oh snap!
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:46PM MarkezJM said

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Skeletons are to the Chinese, as boobs are to Americans? Is that what you're saying? That is what you're saying. I knew it.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 1:51PM Roxinos said

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In terms of logical grounding for the taboo? Yes. That's what I'm saying.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:24PM (Unverified) said

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I bet skeleton porn is real big over there too.
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:35PM Vidikron said

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We can have boobs in our games... in moderation, of course :-P
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Posted: Mar 11th 2009 2:40PM Blaquebeird said

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I don't think there's any danger of teenage boys getting aroused and confused from seeing a sopping wet pair of skeletons.


At least I hope not.
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