Having watched GameTrailers' video on the evolution of Chris Redfield through the Resident Evil series, it becomes quite clear that he began his steroid abuse sometime after the events of Code: Veronica ... maybeUmbrella Chronicles. We understand the stresses of holding back the zombie apocalypse may have taken its toll on Redfield, but there's no need for him to hit the juice.
Although we can't verify his steroid use from the bulging biceps and mountainous veins he has in Resident Evil 5, we're sure a testicular exam and a bacne (back acne) check could confirm our suspicions.
Chris, we're only calling you out in public because we want you to get better, brother. See you later this week -- if Avon doesn't kill us all first. Check out the full Chris Redfield evolution video after the break.
Technically, Avon isn't really going to kill us. We're just going to exist in a way worse than death, wandering the empty cities looking for delicious, delicious flesh.
But at least I'll get rid of these damned crows' feet.
The japanese stereotype of the american male is that he must be a beefy super hero looking guy in order to appeal to western tastes and sell a billion copies. He's a Hybrid of The Rock, Vin Deisel, Stallone and Arnold rapped in an RE Polygon Mesh. Racist? no, Realist, yes.
RAGE! the game is already here and I just saw 2 boxes full with CE editions in the backstore.They said I cannot buy them until Friday or Thursday at 12:00 only those with pre orders can grab the CE now.The worst part they had CE to spare and the clerk told me straight to the face anyone who pre-ordered already grabbed their copy.
Then again I'm glad I didn't pre-order,I don't like paying more for nothing.
He probably started taking steroids when he realized his old partner, Barry, was way more badass than him. He knew he had to do something drastic to overcome the badassedness of that beard.
Everyone pretty much knew that asshat.Read Joystiq interview with the creator if you don't believe me so yeah the creators spoiled it first,also you could either be pointing to the obvious conclusions.
In your defense if anyone here didn't know the villian was going to die at the end then you probably have problems dressing yourself.
There are some women that I know that think Chris Redfield in the current form in the promotional pictures is "very hot." Also told me "...if he was real, I'd hit that in an instant."
You are joking, you have to be because either I'm going to slap you or slap capcom because that sounds so stupid that it could be true but sorry to disappoint you still everyone or at least the fans saw that coming from a mile.
Boss says monologue, turns into a shithouse monster, rocket lawnchair saves day, and heroes leave in chopper then everything explodes finally credits roll and a game screen appears rating you poorly. You also forgot to mention the self destruction sequence. If there isn't a self destruct sequence then is not Resident Evil.
Wesker = Agent smith? That's cheesy and completely pointless, is like Jill dying oh yeah I forgot to mention that spoilers at this point are ineffective because everything was spoiled and I mean everything.
The trailer pretty much highlights anything that could've been surprising. Then again you don't need to be a genius to figure out the plot: Umbrella is behind everything and they never died. The motivation is that they are evil and want to take over the world Team Rocket style.
No you didn't, it clearly gives a way Jill isn't dead something I didn't know because I never saw the magazine ad until later.
The trailer showed wesker and Jill plus the return of Umbrella.
You can't spoil RE,all games follow the same story formula otherwise it ain't RE.You can spoil Silent hill though since they live on the Mindfuck and Fatal Frame I guess if you can stay awake enough time.
Be useful next time and spoil game slike Rule of the Rose so I never have to play them.Good grief that game sucked.
Let me guess the black guy that appears in the beggining dies,probably a dramatic moment like when that annoying kid from RE:CV dies.
Finally,the plagas were really lame and the chainsaw guy was ridiculously resistant.No sub boss should take more than 4 grenades to kill.
No self destruct,lame.
About the achievement I already knew that,its called blood something it was revealed in the PS section.Jill as a boss was revealed early on joystiq because the internet can't keep its mouth shut.
You know who this is. By now of course you've likely played Resident Evil 5, as many of you probably have. Just curious really...who was right on all counts? Yeah...yeah :)
