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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:02PM (Unverified) said

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Her legs look really awkward... like a praying mantis.

Posted: Mar 13th 2009 8:49AM Negatron said

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I like the Chicken demons with arms made out of high polished saxophones and trombones?
(right, i don't know if i am confused or making a statement hence the "?" mark)
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:06PM Rankore said

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Being as DMC 1 was the best one, I bet this game will be awesomesauce!

Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:14PM (Unverified) said

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Make it super difficult and keep it filled with tons of massive bosses and make everything as crazy as possible and this'll be my game of the year.

Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:15PM Jeffmoocow said

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Is she ovulating? If she is then it may be pretty good.

Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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This director's kind of a 1 trick pony isn't he? I don't really see a need to play this as I pretty much already have. Quite a few times at that.

Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:24PM AoE said

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Really?! You're going to tell me that you honestly believe that DMC, Okami, Viewtiful Joe, and Resident Evil 2 all play the same?

Will you give me your dealer's number? Because honestly dude, whatever you're smoking is FAR more powerful than what I am smoking... I'm jealous.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:27PM Roto13 said

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Oh, yeah, he's totally a one trick pony. This looks IDENTICAL to Okami, Viewtiful Joe, and Resident Evil 2.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:27PM Roto13 said

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Beaten.

tmac sucks.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part. That doesn't change the fact that this is DMC with a different skin though. So I'm still right.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:30PM (Unverified) said

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ahhhhhh, tmacairjordan87, you're so tired and predictable. it's not even fucking funny.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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Really? That was predictable from me?? Last I checked this had nothing to do with Nintendo, so you must have some wierd mind reading skill that no one else has.

Wait, why am I responding to a troll account.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:34PM AoE said

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"So I'm still right."

Did you mean to say full of shit? Of the 6 released games he's worked on, only ONE of them was a DMC game, which means Bayonetta is not like the majority of his games, so clearly he's hardly a one-trick pony.

If you had said "oh, this looks just like DMC." You'd be right, but you didn't, you said he was a one trick pony. So no, you're not still right, you're full of shit, and apparently too arrogant to admit when you're wrong.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:38PM (Unverified) said

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Are you dumb? I admitted I was wrong about the 1 trick pony comment. I said I'm still right (half right I guess) cause this is "DMC with a different skin though". I mean really, it's all in print up above.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:42PM (Unverified) said

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nintendo? i didn't say anything about nintendo. what the hell are you talking about? you must have alot of haters then(which is good). how many haters do you actually have? (lol)
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:46PM AoE said

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@tmacairjordan87,

Wow your jackassery is truly astounding. You're quoting from your reply to my calling you out as proof that you're not full of shit? You really can't admit when you're wrong, can you? Try it dude, it's not that hard, remarkably cathartic actually.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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God you're such a terrible troll. You call me predictable yet don't even know what I'm most known for here. I can't talk to you anymore cause I physically feel my IQ dropping.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:50PM Foetoid said

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He was trying to say that his comment wasn't predictable because 99% of his comments relentless bash the far superior Wii. Wii-bashing WOULD be predictable, his comment up top, didn't see it coming.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:52PM (Unverified) said

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Alright you're on that list too AoE. I mean I can't honestly think of a way to put it any easier for you to understand.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:54PM (Unverified) said

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Thank you foetoid. Despite your obvious bait attempt in there, it's relieving to see someone smart other than me in this chain.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:58PM AoE said

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@tmacairjordan87,

Oh don't worry about me, I understand perfectly; you're a jackass who is full of shit and cannot, not matter what, admit when he is wrong. When presented with evidence of your jackassery/when it becomes clear you are in the wrong and you and I both know it, you retreat to insults and say you can't talk anymore. It's fine, I do realize that's easier on the Ego than admitting you're wrong. And hey, if having a discussion that forces you to think a way out of your own bullshit is causing you to lose brain-cells? Please do leave the conversation, I get the feeling you don't have too many to work with... and lord knows I don't want to be to blame for you losing some that handle autonomic functions.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:02AM (Unverified) said

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"cannot, not matter what, admit when he is wrong"



"Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part"

"Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part"

"Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part"

"Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part"

"Ok I admit I was slightly wrong about that part"


Durp durp reading is fun. There, conversation over. Take your stupidity somewhere else.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:05AM AoE said

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@tmacairjordan87,

Hah! But again, you prove my point for me. No, that first bit? You were ENTIRELY wrong, you know it and I know it, whether or not you admit it.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:08AM AoE said

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Ack! Sorry I almost forgot to include:

"Backhanded remark", now this conversation is over, take your jackassery elsewhere.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:08AM (Unverified) said

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I was wrong that this looks like DMC with a different skin? Good lord, I'd like to hear you explain to me how I'm wrong there. I think it's pretty clear that it's almost identical, hell even joystiq knows it. "very DMC-esque".
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:10AM Erdie said

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Get a room!
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:17AM AoE said

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Hah! You say I have a lack of reading comprehension skills? Where did I say it didn't look like DMC? I said you were entirely wrong about the one-trick pony thing. It's not like one trick pony has degrees dude, it's binary either some is a one trick pony, or someone isn't. Likewise one is either entirely correct in calling someone a one trick pony (if they have only one trick) or entirely incorrect (if the person being called a one trick pony has more than one trick). Honestly you think there are degress to that? You think someone can *kind of* be a one trick pony? Wouldn't that be a limited-range-of-tricks pony?

Your attempts at deflection and misdirection are admirable, I'll give you that; misdirected and useless in this particular situation, but admirable nonetheless.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:27AM (Unverified) said

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Apparently my original comment, as short as it was, was mysteriously cryptic. I mean it had to have been, to have confused this lad as much as it has.

Ok, let me try to break it down one more time. There were 2 parts to the original comment. Forgot all the BS in the billion comments under it, just focus on the original. We've both hammered the 1 trick pony thing down pretty hard. I was wrong, he's not a 1 trick pony. Stop saying I'm not admitting it, and that part's over. Not very hard there.

This next part seems to be the core of your confusion. This part has a little to do with the 1 trick pony comment, in that this game seems to be a direct copy of DMC. HOWEVER, even though we've established that he's NOT a 1 trick pony....and here's the main thing....

That doesn't change the fact that this is almost a direct copy of DMC.

There. No varying degrees of a 1 trick pony or whatever the hell you were saying up there. We're not cracking the Da Vinci code here or anything.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:34AM Gun Barrier said

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why are half of the comments on the bayonetta post an argument about tmac being wrong? its not needed.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 1:05AM (Unverified) said

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^^^^Because it's tmac

And the award for most arrogant person on Joystiq either falls to him or Johnny. Not to mention most likely to start a long ass reply chain.

tmac = wrong

Let's just move on.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 1:08AM (Unverified) said

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Sprinkles, the day anyone cares or even asks for your opinion on a matter is the day this website implodes. Do you even know what we're talking about or are you just saying I'm wrong cause it's me? Cause there's no way anyone can logically look at this game and say it's not a DMC ripoff.

Hell though, this is you were talking about sprinkles. Do us all a favor and go get banned for the upteenth time.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 1:52AM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I have to admit that this little chain is entertaining and very funny. The whole one trick pony dialogue back and forth was just comedic genius. Just admit it guys ... your in cahoots.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 9:55AM Sly C said

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sprinkles, you're calling THEM ignorant? tmac may troll the wii pretty hard but you can't talk at all.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:22PM 4dSwissCheese said

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I'm so very tired of games that are embarrassing to play in front of other people, and this one is not looking good on that front.

Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:00AM Kattleox said

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I know what you are saying, but this is something you pop in on those lonely nights. Just hide it from the girlfriend the rest of the time and she shouldn't ask any questions. >_>
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:08AM Jacksons said

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I know it. I'm not even a fan of language. If one of my roommates has someone over, playing a game that swears nonstop feels immature as hell.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 5:38PM (Unverified) said

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This is my fear with Madworld. I'm sure its as fun as everyone says it is, but those announcers in the clips I've seen have me wincing non-stop. I suppose it fits the over-the-top future reality TV extravaganza tone, but it still makes me slink down into my couch.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:50PM Anticrawl said

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You guys snagged these from over at Gamekyo (they had em up this morning), naughty naughty. You guys need to list a sorce

Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:59PM Anticrawl said

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By the way Platinum Games is developing this title, so give it a chance. I think it looks fun. Basically DMC4 minus the emo and with some extra awesome. I mean gun shoes. Come one... GUN SHOES!

GUN SHOES! I can't wait!
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:01AM ThornedVenom said

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Joystiq has been a bad bad boy, Bayonetta will have to do something about it.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:02AM Anticrawl said

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Heh I couldn't decide if I wanted to say sarce or source.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:50AM Roto13 said

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Psst.

Sega released these shots on their press site. They don't need to list a source.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/rotothirteen/SEGAPressVault-Screenshots.png

And it's more like Devil May Cry 4 if it had been directed by the guy who made the good Devil May Cry game.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:52PM Discotheque said

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I think the main character is just so annoying. Distractingly annoying, it might keep me from enjoying this game.

Like everyone's favorite angry actor (well my second favorite, I like Russell Crowe more) Christian Bale said:

"It's FUCKING DISTRACTING!!!!!"

Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:00AM MowDownJoe said

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I don't think she'll be annoying. But yeah, naked boobs tend to be distracting.
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:02AM iHavePants said

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OH GOOOD
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 11:56PM Jacksons said

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That may be the worst main character design I have ever seen. Worse than Galleon.

Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:05AM Kattleox said

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Dude, I cant wait to FINALLY have a Sarah Palin game! It's what I have been dreaming of every night, practically; carving through mountains of enemies with her hair and myriad guns.

PURE. AWESOME. I just hope it comes out for iPhone.

Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:25AM (Unverified) said

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glad im not the only one who had that thought after seeing the glasses screenshot :P
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 12:53AM Roto13 said

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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 1:01AM (Unverified) said

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Roto is instantly and permanently my new favourite person.
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