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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:17PM Zertoss said

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The greatest "fucking" game ever!

Finally they're taking DoA Xtreme even further than too far.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:20PM RKN said

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DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball 3, oh yeah!!!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:23PM bxgt said

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Doa extreme recession volleyball!!!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:23PM BananaBoat said

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I'd personally buy seven copies of that game. One for every day of the week.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:59PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Exxxtreme volleyball more like
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 5:32PM Anticrawl said

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You guys know it's gonna be a football game right?
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:24PM BananaBoat said

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They promised....they better deliver now or they are going to be filthy liars.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:14PM (Unverified) said

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Duke Nukem (being developed) Forever?
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:26PM (Unverified) said

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I'd be happy with Either DOA or Ninja Gaiden, considering that the most recent installments in both were not up to par.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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I agree, but I'm more into DoA than Ninja Gaiden, so I'm hoping for DoA 4 *insert subtitle*


That's just me though
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:48PM (Unverified) said

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Wouldn't that just be DOA5?
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:03PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Skip DOA5, go on to DOA6 :D Catch up with Tekken and Virtua Fighter :O
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:27PM Cap Morgan said

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The greatest All Girl Wrestling: Ultimate Angels game ever.

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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:27PM Marius said

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YES!!!!!!! MORE PS3 EXCLUSIVES
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:02PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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What if they are announcing it on PS3, but its in fact 'the greatest Xbox 360 exclusive ever!' just to take the piss :D
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:43PM (Unverified) said

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haha, that would be hilarious
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:29PM (Unverified) said

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Temco Bowl Wii ... with waggle control
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:29PM NaeemTHM said

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I bet it's Itagaki: The Game. You wander the earth looking for your lost sunglasses. On you journey you meet hookers, drink much beer, and try to figure out the mystery behind your undeserved ego.

*SPOILER*

Turns out Donald Trump was your dad.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:33PM (Unverified) said

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I dunno where his ego came from pre-NG, but after Black, that guy deserved a blowjob from every gamer with an Xbox.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:09PM PN04 said

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and yet what did he get? FIRED! I think with Itagaki gone they're celebrating the chance to actually do something other than another DOA or NG game and for a system the japanese actually like.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:29PM John Z said

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The greatest naked game ever.

Well, until someone gets off their ass and invents the holodeck.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:31PM MLS said

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The greatest non game ever!

Techmo goes casual!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:32PM MLS said

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... so casual that they add "h" to their name. :)
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:34PM Zertoss said

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That's so chasual!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:33PM daveofferson said

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Tecmo Super Bowl 2010.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:36PM Kamizar said

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The greatest "Last" game ever. Even ninjas can't escape recession.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:42PM NaeemTHM said

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YOU FOOL!

Ninja's are the CAUSE of the recession.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:43PM RKN said

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What about that game Dead or Alive Chronos announced years and years ago?
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:44PM (Unverified) said

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the greatest "_____" game


Well that at least tells us it won't be on the Wii...
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:57PM xFenixKnightx said

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Not so fast!

the greatest "party" game, ever!



Did I just blow your mind?
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:03PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Hm, ninja gaiden on Wii......doesn't sound half bad :O
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Posted: Mar 14th 2009 1:18PM NathanDTS said

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Sorry Fenix, but Crash Bash is the greatest party game
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:54PM koehler83 said

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Whatever it is, I hope they take the opportunity to give more information on Quantum Theory. That game looks cool.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:50PM DarkTetsuya said

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All that's missing is the countdown timer.

And you're all wrong, its a new Solomon's Key! :P
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:50PM Dragun said

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I would like DOA5 and for it to actually be MUCH better than 4.
I honestly had more fun with DOA3 then DOA4 and thats a let down for me.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:58PM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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People can't you see?

'The greatest 'Porn' game ever'

Now we know Tecmo loves its breats physics and half naked girls, we also know that the word porn fits into that space perfectly, and we also know Tecmo would do anything to make a 3D hentai game to beat out all others available in the world using next gen graphics and technology and now with Sony's 3D vision and all, it'll all be happening in your room. With custom tracks and invite friends capabilities, you can also make use of the cam and DS3 to shake about and jiggle. The fist game where the DS3 vibration interacts with the 3D image.

See, now we just need to wait for the inevitable announcement :D
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 12:58PM LokeSTL said

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...hopefully it's "role-playing", but it'll probably be another frigging shooter...
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:12PM (Unverified) said

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It's the greatest simulation game ever, Monster Rancher X. There will be over 1,000 breeds, and you can get new monsters from your MP3s.

Honestly I would love it if there were a new next-gen Monster Rancher (no offense to the DS which has 2), and Tecmo had the guts to call it the greatest sim ever.

I didn't even know Tecmo made DoA or Ninja Gaiden. If either of those are the case, I really doubt it'll be the best fighting game or action game ever. Same deal with a shooter, there are too many cult classics to make a wild claim like that.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:12PM PixelHustler said

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I'm going with a literal interpretation here, and saying it will be the greatest BLANK game ever. They're gonna ship out blank DVDs (or Blu-Rays, depending on system) that just have DOA girls printed on the front.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:26PM JuanLovesHorror said

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DOA 4 build from scratch with new content.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:35PM Rocketboy said

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I'm announcing that I will make a comment on the announcment when it's announced.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:40PM MarkyB86 said

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The greatest Board game, Ever!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:48PM (Unverified) said

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pointless
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 1:50PM aaronxx said

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fatal frames :D
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:05PM Cap Morgan said

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Yes now that I think about it they do love the boobies. Maybe it's a fondling game. They put a pair of jugs in front of you and you use the sixaxis to make them jiggle.

Actually this isn't far fetched for team ninja. I love their games but someone needs to get laid already.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:17PM JuanLovesHorror said

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maybe they made a deal with PBS to make a next gen Elmo game.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:29PM SavoyPrime said

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It better be Super Tecmo Bowl for the PS3 and X360 or I'm gonna be severely pissed!
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Posted: Mar 13th 2009 5:56AM Slash3 said

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This. Woo!
Tecmo Super Bowl kicked ass.
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:34PM emmzee said

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Three words:

Bad News Baseball.

Best baseball game evar. We require a sequel!
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Posted: Mar 12th 2009 2:58PM RasenganFury said

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I hope its a ps3-exclusive Dead or Alive game. I missed out on the last one and they are pretty good fighting games.
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