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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:29PM (Unverified) said

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sounds stunning. i really liked the first one (faults and all) and if this can hit during the summer drought again, i bet they'll have a winner
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 7:11PM SoCoolCurt said

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the first one was fine as long as you had an actual friend playing with you. only thing that kept it from being great were the bugs late in the game and length of the campaign. so far this looks to possibly fix at least one of those problems so color me intrigued.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 7:56PM Anticrawl said

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I'm not sure what problems people had with the first one over the major review sites taking the game far too seriously and taking points away for the idea of privatized military being glamorized. The sliding into cover and vaulting over cover was superb (and something I was hoping would be added into Gears of War 2 when it came out) and never being locked into cover was a nice idea (though sometimes it was a little buggy). I loved the lame B action movie plot and dialogue and the over the top cinematics that randomly appeared when you had to open a door that could only be opened by two dudes at once.

The partner AI honestly was usually more competent than the humans I played with honestly. I'm not sure what people were doing wrong but so long as you directed the AI he was great. I know it saved my ass more than any human player ever did. I just think because it was EA and that gamespot and ign were ready to dismiss the game at its conception that the majority of gamers just followed suit as the vast majority of people always do for anything in society. Sure there were some flaws that needed to be fixed, but it was a fresh take on shooters, something new and the game didn't take itself seriously (which was very refreshing around the time of release). I'm not saying it's worthy of any awards but it certainly doesn't deserve the amount of negative press surrounding it.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:31PM MLC said

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The first was ok. I woulda bought it if I didnt beat it when i rented it oh well. I guess we'll see how this turns out..
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:31PM baby sea tuna said

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I hope they can really nail that delicate balance between passive racism and frat-boy homoeroticism like the last one did!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:36PM TheDarkWayne said

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i dont remember any racism
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:39PM (Unverified) said

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Like what for example for racism? I understand the homo eroticism.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:42PM Dirty said

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The guys with bombs strapped to them shouting "alalalallallallallla".?

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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:50PM baby sea tuna said

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What he said.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:56PM TheDarkWayne said

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oh, haha, I had completely forgotten that, along with almost everything else besides the homoeroticism
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:57PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah you're right, there's no such thing as Islamic suicide bombers. What was EA thinking?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:00PM TheDarkWayne said

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what?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:03PM xFenixKnightx said

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My main thing is the language, you guys are really nitpicking on non-issues about racism and...homoeroticism? Nah! My thing is there was just too much cursing in there for no good reason. I could also do without the "hey whats your fav rapper?", during a crucial firefight.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 5:52PM (Unverified) said

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You're absolutely right, every ethnic group should have been represented as suicide bombers. C'mon EA, you need to be more sensitive! Also, just think how many suicide bombers will cry themselves to sleep over their portrayal in this game.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:21PM Erluti said

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The real winner for unnecessary swearing goes to 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.
Everyone in the cinematics swear. It plays a ton of 50 Cent songs uncensored. And the "taunt stick" is really the "cuss arbitrarily" stick. And if those were to gentle for you, you can use money to upgrade the cursing to 5 stars.
But luckily they reigned it in when they censored the lyrics in the music videos.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 6:45PM TheDarkWayne said

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because it';s awesome that's why
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:33PM player66 said

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So, you're telling me I might actually play all the way through this one? I think I stopped playing Army of Two: One after the aircraft carrier mission. I think I had it with the sloppy shooting and the overall Bro-ness (Bro-osity, Bromination?) of the whole thing.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 6:55PM (Unverified) said

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Wasn't the aircraft level the last level?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 9:41PM (Unverified) said

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I believe the word you are looking for is 'Bromance.'
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 11:08PM player66 said

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Bromance. Yes, that's the special sauce.
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Posted: Mar 17th 2009 1:28PM Blaquebeird said

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Mansauce, to be specific.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:34PM (Unverified) said

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Is that a beer keg in the background of the first pick takin a shot at some baddies?

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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:36PM baby sea tuna said

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I would not be remotely surprised. Spring Break: Cambodia '09! Woooo!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:35PM (Unverified) said

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The first one was a lot of fun. Hopefully the second is just as fun. CANT WAIT!!
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:35PM TheDarkWayne said

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wow, that sounds really good. I cant say how glad I am that EA has really turned over a new leaf. It's funny because I was just wishing I hadn't sold the original
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:07PM xFenixKnightx said

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Traded my 360 version for a PS3 version. Yeah, they dont go near my 360 :) I was done with it but damn do my kids love it. Co-op FTW! Every now and then when I see them playing it I'll get my air guitar on. Overall, its a fun title.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:35PM Danjer047 said

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I'm really excited about this one. I loved the first game.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:36PM Offensive Bias said

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This was a fun buddy game for the summer months but it was so repetitive and short. Hopefully this one will fix that.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:36PM jhowlett said

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they should release this as a discounted double pack to get friends into it
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:37PM TheDarkWayne said

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that's a really good idea. So many times I have to miss out on good co op games because all my friends are too cheap
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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Thats actually a fantastic idea. By the time my friends all get the good co-op games I have I am long bored of them.

Valve should do a 4-pack of L4D discs. Its really not the same experience otherwise.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 7:06PM blue ocarina said

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I did that with the first one anyways. Just waited to snag it until it was pretty cheap and bought two copies for ~$20-30
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 7:35PM DaRiste1 said

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They already do that on L4D on PC and its only $150 :D
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:37PM (Unverified) said

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where the F@#$ is the wii version?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:40PM TheDarkWayne said

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in the bargain bin?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:41PM Marius said

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lol, buy a real system
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:46PM floating coffins said

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Army of Two - On-Rails?
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:51PM DevilSei said

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Don't you know? The Wii is for kids and old people.
The 360 and PS3 are for Bro-mates though, and this game seems bro-tastic!
So either shut up and play some more wii-sports, or get a man-date and get this game.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:55PM Birth Canal said

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It would have to be dumbed down for the Wii. Seriously, whey don't you buy a next-gen console? That way you enjoy both worlds.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:06PM Dirty said

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I dont think this game can get any further dumb downed.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:37PM (Unverified) said

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Looks awesome! Definitely a must-buy.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:40PM Dirty said

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This sounds promising.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:48PM baby sea tuna said

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I saw more Arabic-screaming suicide bombers on one level than I've read about in the news over the past 5 years.

It's not overtly racist as it is callous in its portrayal of Middle Easterners. And honestly, it probably wouldn't have bothered me if it wasn't such a shitty game.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:49PM baby sea tuna said

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Ugh, that was supposed to be a response to myself.

Where's our "edit" button Joystiq? Still waiting...
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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1. You probably don't read the newspaper much.
2. It might have been silly to suggest suicide bombers would toss themselves at two random mercs (instead of a busload or mall full of civilians), but it wasn't racist to include the mechanic anymore than it was racist to have arabs shooting at you at all.
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 6:21PM Vcize said

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Yeah, and I was playing that WW2 airplane/naval game a while back, and some of the Japenese planes would just try to suicide crash into the ships!! That's so racist the way they incorporated a tactic that was legitimately used by them at the time into the game!!!

Oh yeah, and then I watched Body of Lies the other day and some Arab guys suicide bombed right at the beginning! It's a good thing that it was so racist that it kept it out of theaters altogether!
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Posted: Mar 17th 2009 12:52PM Cameage said

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The difference between the bombers in the game and real suicide bombers is that real bombers wouldn't bother with this. It's an inaccurate portrayal.

It's fun to shoot them when they run at you, though, so I'm glad they're in the game :p
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:56PM xFenixKnightx said

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I certainly looks stunning just from those pics. My main concern is the weight and movement of the characters and the sound and feel of the guns. They need to re-record all of the guns and adjust the fire rate. Its like there were a lot of diff guns but they mostly all sounded and felt the same. Someone needs to learn from Infinity Ward. If they can fix these two gripes I had with the 1st game I'm good to go! :)
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 3:57PM TheDarkWayne said

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God yes, that was what really turned me off from the game. I was really excited about it but when I started playing, the guns were just so limp. I didn't feel like I was firing at all, not anything like firing a mounted machine gun in CoD or something. I was surprised by how much that mattered
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Posted: Mar 16th 2009 4:28PM Negatron said

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Thanks for pointing that out Fenix, the sound was a major turn off for me during the demo.
Visually part one was no pushover, but the dammed sounds had me scratching my head like, people still do this?? I've heard more realistic weapon acoustics on episodes of the "A - Team" in my younger days.
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