Hideo Kojima will have the fancy new title
of "Executive Corporate Officer Director, Kojima Production" starting April 1. His previous job title was, um, not too different: "Corporate Officer Director, Kojima Production." Shhhh, this is total "!
" stuff! We've also received the list of alternative titles Kojima could have received:
- Grand Executive Poobah of the Codec
- Slayer of writers who know the power of editing and can tell a story or tell a joke or make a tongue-in-cheek observation about something which can be considered funny
- Executive la-le-lu-Liason
- Executive in charge of making us a new Snatcher game already
If you reveal this information to anyone, you've got 30 seconds to find a closet ... make sure to stay in there at least a minute.