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Posted: Mar 19th 2009 12:38PM (Unverified) said

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"...you've got 30 seconds to find a closet ... make sure to stay in there at least a minute."

So are we all expected to come out of the closet no sooner than 90 seconds from now? I don't think most of us are mentally prepared for that...

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 3:52PM Dirty said

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I totally heard the sound when I read your !

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:03PM (Unverified) said

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?


What was that noise?

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:11PM (Unverified) said

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ALERT 99.99

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:15PM Burritoclock said

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PLEASE MAKE SNATCHER!!

Please?

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:32PM (Unverified) said

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Or ZOE3 pretty please?
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Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:20PM (Unverified) said

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*grabs neck* Gyu-gyu-gyu-g-g-g-gyu...."

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:36PM jsutcliffe said

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It's a bit long-winded. Presumably Kojima Productions is his company. I'd go with "King" or "Overlord" personally.

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:52PM snarfoogle said

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How about Dictator for Life?
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Posted: Mar 19th 2009 5:09PM Dirty said

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I'd go with M.F.I.C.

"Mother fucker in charge".
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Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:56PM Kattleox said

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I'm just surprised that it's April 1st and not April 20th.

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:57PM (Unverified) said

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mgs4 360 confirmed!!!!

omgwtfbbq!

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 4:59PM Misframed said

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I always wanted to be a la-le-lu-Liason...

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 5:11PM Mics said

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Does Hideo Kojima's title really matter? I mean, the company is freakin' Kojima Productions. His title from the start could have just been "Guy Company Named After" and that would have sufficed. I'm sure nobody is telling this dude to put cover sheets on the TPS reports.

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 5:46PM jhowlett said

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fools, his stories are edited. there isn't a physical medium that can contain his unbridled madness/brilliance

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 6:01PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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"It's just a box"

Posted: Mar 19th 2009 9:02PM MarkShark said

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The Kojima contamination is overwhelming. Your Primal Armor is now useless.

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:45AM (Unverified) said

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I can't hide in my closet.

It's full of spiders.

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