Kojima receives new title at Kojima Productions

by Alexander Sliwinski { Mar 19th 2009 at 3:42PM }

Hideo Kojima will have the fancy new title of "Executive Corporate Officer Director, Kojima Production" starting April 1. His previous job title was, um, not too different: "Corporate Officer Director, Kojima Production." Shhhh, this is total "!" stuff! We've also received the list of alternative titles Kojima could have received:

Grand Executive Poobah of the Codec
Slayer of writers who know the power of editing and can tell a story or tell a joke or make a tongue-in-cheek observation about something which can be considered funny
Executive la-le-lu-Liason
Executive in charge of making us a new Snatcher game already

If you reveal this information to anyone, you've got 30 seconds to find a closet ... make sure to stay in there at least a minute.

[Via Kotaku]

Tags: business, hideo-kojima, kojima, metal-gear-solid, metal-gear-solid-4

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Farseer (GDI) @ Mar 19th 2009 12:38PM

"...you've got 30 seconds to find a closet ... make sure to stay in there at least a minute."

So are we all expected to come out of the closet no sooner than 90 seconds from now? I don't think most of us are mentally prepared for that...

eNrique @ Mar 19th 2009 3:47PM

Dirty @ Mar 19th 2009 3:52PM

I totally heard the sound when I read your !

Samo @ Mar 19th 2009 4:03PM

?

What was that noise?

FemaleOrca @ Mar 19th 2009 4:20PM

*grabs neck* Gyu-gyu-gyu-g-g-g-gyu...."

343 Guilty Fart @ Mar 19th 2009 6:01PM

"It's just a box"

Taylor @ Mar 19th 2009 4:11PM

ALERT 99.99

Burritoclock @ Mar 19th 2009 4:15PM

PLEASE MAKE SNATCHER!!

Please?

Bellerophon @ Mar 19th 2009 4:32PM

Or ZOE3 pretty please?

jsut @ Mar 19th 2009 4:36PM

It's a bit long-winded. Presumably Kojima Productions is his company. I'd go with "King" or "Overlord" personally.

snarfoogle @ Mar 19th 2009 4:52PM

How about Dictator for Life?

Dirty @ Mar 19th 2009 5:09PM

I'd go with M.F.I.C.

"Mother fucker in charge".

Kattleox @ Mar 19th 2009 4:56PM

I'm just surprised that it's April 1st and not April 20th.

Konny @ Mar 19th 2009 4:57PM

mgs4 360 confirmed!!!!

omgwtfbbq!

Misframed @ Mar 19th 2009 4:59PM

I always wanted to be a la-le-lu-Liason...

Mics @ Mar 19th 2009 5:11PM

Does Hideo Kojima's title really matter? I mean, the company is freakin' Kojima Productions. His title from the start could have just been "Guy Company Named After" and that would have sufficed. I'm sure nobody is telling this dude to put cover sheets on the TPS reports.