Nintendo's next step may be into the playpen
A patent filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office today tells the tale of an edutainment-laden future for Nintendo, reports Siliconera. According to the patent, the console maker's next property (properties?) may feature a mess of different learning tools aimed at young children, defined in the patent as, "toddlers and pre-kindergartners, and/or people with disabilities." The various ideas presented within the patent range from matching animal sounds with animal pictures to lessons in daily chores to building your first laser gun. Alright -- fine -- we made up that last one.
Littered throughout the images included with the patent are a couple of familiar Nintendo characters (Mario and Pikachu), though, according to Siliconera, the report specifically mentions "television and/or licensed cartoon characters like Pikachu, Dora the Explorer, and Bob the Builder."
Though this patent may have been filed, we want to remind you that none of these plans are by any means final and for all anyone knows, could be nothing more than what they are now -- ideas. One thing is for sure, no matter what happens, we all now know that Nintendo believes children to wear totally badass future shoes. Check out the gallery below for an extensive visual tour of what may very well be the next step Nintendo takes.
Littered throughout the images included with the patent are a couple of familiar Nintendo characters (Mario and Pikachu), though, according to Siliconera, the report specifically mentions "television and/or licensed cartoon characters like Pikachu, Dora the Explorer, and Bob the Builder."
Though this patent may have been filed, we want to remind you that none of these plans are by any means final and for all anyone knows, could be nothing more than what they are now -- ideas. One thing is for sure, no matter what happens, we all now know that Nintendo believes children to wear totally badass future shoes. Check out the gallery below for an extensive visual tour of what may very well be the next step Nintendo takes.













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
sony boy @ Mar 20th 2009 7:13PM
0.o
sony boy @ Mar 20th 2009 7:14PM
i would've never guessed.
Bagels: Commander in Chief of the lolcat sarcasm alert force. Flying Monkeys beware. @ Mar 20th 2009 11:19PM
I know right? Bob the Builder IS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Mar 20th 2009 7:14PM
Maybe this isnt that bad if it comes into fruition....
My 2 & 4 year old daughter know how to play not only their V-tech "V-Motion", but also the Tennis, Bowling, and boxing on Wii sports....
Marmot @ Mar 20th 2009 7:15PM
Mario! Stop harrasing those animals!
Markez @ Mar 20th 2009 7:16PM
Why is he trying to punch that cow? And what the hell is he doing to that cat?
RiccochetJ @ Mar 20th 2009 7:25PM
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was disturbed by what he was doing to the cat. And they're going to sell this to children!
esposch @ Mar 20th 2009 7:27PM
He's raping it's side.
My hypthesis is that he drilled a hole in the cat first. I'm an analyst, so it must be true. :)
Markez @ Mar 20th 2009 7:31PM
Dude that's foul. Here's something rated 'G'
"He's a gotta my coins!"
esposch @ Mar 20th 2009 7:52PM
I know something rated "G".
GOATSE!
Dirty @ Mar 20th 2009 8:23PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3UKjhHhuyc
Also I sent you a friend request Markez
Timerider @ Mar 20th 2009 9:55PM
Mario is making me sad. :(
samfish (is ready for MadWorld!) @ Mar 20th 2009 11:45PM
Maybe Peach finally gave him pussy?
Sam @ Mar 23rd 2009 12:06PM
@esposch: oh yeah? Well i'm an Analist and a Therapist! I'm an Analrapist!
(Arrested Development FTW)
nutman @ Mar 20th 2009 7:19PM
The drawings of mario look like the NES mario and not the Mario we see today on game covers.
Darayz @ Mar 20th 2009 7:20PM
While they're at it, they should go for the bedroom as well. A couple and a wii is a threesome. They can call it Nintendo ThWiisome.
Markez @ Mar 20th 2009 7:24PM
And if ith a couple with a lithp then ith a thwiithome.
esposch @ Mar 20th 2009 7:32PM
Goatse: the game!
You heard it here first.
"Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk like REAL hands to see how far you can a photorealistic anus. Compatible with disturbing Kororinpa peripheral."
Although a Meatspin game would be better, where you have to both spin the nunchuk and thrust the Wiimote at the same time to music (you know which song).
Feba @ Mar 20th 2009 8:36PM
Did I hear someone say three thumbs?
tmacairjordan87 @ Mar 20th 2009 7:24PM
Nintendo catering to (very young) children, news at 11.
(sorry guys, but you're making it way too easy for me today)
esposch @ Mar 20th 2009 7:29PM
Alright, on behalf of all Wii owners we give you that one, and we would all like to say RROD/YLOD. So there.
Dv8thwonder @ Mar 20th 2009 8:36PM
WiiSpeak 'n' Spell?
nutman @ Mar 20th 2009 7:32PM
Nintendo is taking a very smart Disney approach:
Get em' while they're young and they'll buy your shit forever.
Rob @ Mar 20th 2009 7:44PM
Not only that, but they'll make their kids play with it too.
nutman @ Mar 20th 2009 7:53PM
Exactly Disney's success mainly lies with their ability to produce toys, blankets, clothes etc for little kids so that the kids become accustomed to the characters and their parents continue to buy the stuff for them. Then when the kids grow up they do the same thing with their own children.
Denialriver @ Mar 20th 2009 7:36PM
What's Mario doing to those animals? Hmm... I wonder what PETA will think when they see this...
Hyams @ Mar 20th 2009 9:17PM
I dunno. I think a lot of PETA people might be into that sort of thing.
Lee @ Mar 20th 2009 7:41PM
Whilst my kids will love this, come off it Nintendo and bring us something proper.
Yea so Nintendo were casual back in the NES days too, at least compared to Microcomputers as consoles. But this is getting reekdickulars
manyquestions @ Mar 20th 2009 7:41PM
what -exactly- is this patent even for? The general concept of "edutainment Nintendo game" seems to broad to even warrant a patent.
Lekko @ Mar 20th 2009 8:38PM
Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
Moptimus Slime (Leader of the Taylor Swift Defense Force, Gobot in disguise) @ Mar 20th 2009 8:56PM
I predict that this will come out around the same time as the PS2mote and the Sony Playbot
CantFlame (PSN MariusElijah) @ Mar 20th 2009 8:59PM
Wii = Vtech
Ignatius @ Mar 20th 2009 9:04PM
Nintendo's next step might be into the playpen, but it's another step away from the true Nintendo crowd, the ones who grew up with a NES or SNES...
Moptimus Slime (Leader of the Taylor Swift Defense Force, Gobot in disguise) @ Mar 20th 2009 9:12PM
you mean all those kids...who got NES's and SNES's because of how family friendly Nintendo was? That crowd?
Ignatius @ Mar 20th 2009 9:21PM
Yeah, that crowd. The ones who are now in the late 20s, and 30s that still love Nintendo's core games. Not this spin-off crap.
Dr Jeckyl and Mr ESC. @ Mar 20th 2009 9:57PM
As Moptimus said Nintendo knows its public.
Also they make more money with games for kids ages 3+ than a game for the core crowd and the core crowd will buy Nintendo stuff anyway.
Jampirow @ Mar 20th 2009 9:06PM
What the [expletive] is this?
Is Nintendo going to do stuff like those educative Mario games for the SNES again?
I'm SO GLAD I sold my Wii right now, even though Mad World and the NMH2 announcement made me regret doing so previously.
Hyams @ Mar 20th 2009 9:16PM
Where is tmac, and why isn't he currently ripping into this?
tmacairjordan87 @ Mar 21st 2009 11:35AM
Scroll up :P
I didn't really rip into this cause it's too easy. It's just kinda sad when I was very young (not as young as this is going for though) I was playing contra 3 with my friends and other games that I probably can't even beat now because of how easy games have become, but to see what Nintendo is doing now it's just...sad. Catering to the lowest common denominator doesn't even best describe what they're doing.
Josh @ Mar 20th 2009 9:34PM
Yeah, those shoes. O.o
Besides that, there's not really much to say about this patent. If it produces something, then good for Nintendo for trying to stay innovative. Otherwise, I guess it was kind of interesting to see what ideas Nintendo had... But I'm sure they come up with stuff like this all the time.
Dafrety @ Mar 20th 2009 10:10PM
Oh god that is the most messed up cow ever. I'm having nightmares tonight.
Sunborn @ Mar 21st 2009 12:11AM
What is everyones damn problem with this!? Nintendo CAN do more then one thing at a time you know. So they are developing an edutainment game. So freaking what! They are doing a number of other projects too. It's like getting upset at an ice cream shop for trying to sell more then 2 flavors of ice cream.
Nick Frost @ Mar 24th 2009 5:36AM
Whoa, calm down! Who's upset? I don't see anyone with any problem with this. Well, except for maybe tmac, but... ya know.
You're barking at shadows, my friend.
Cypher @ Jun 17th 2009 11:17AM
Clearly, no one recognizes the potential of this marketing move.
Fanshippers will finally be able make Bob and Dora a couple.
SoshiKitai @ Mar 21st 2009 2:14AM
Mario, leave those poor animals alone! O_O
Sean Aaron @ Mar 21st 2009 5:16AM
I don't have a big problem with this per se; it's about as necessary and useful as those toy computers for little kids. I would never get such a thing for my child. More imagination and less plastic junk I say!
MRLN @ Mar 21st 2009 8:18AM
Mmmhmmm...
So long as this doesn't interfere with my Zelda, go for it, Nintendo.
Scott @ Mar 21st 2009 1:20PM
Toddler + Wii Remote + 60'' Plasma = Not happening in my house
Anti-Villian @ Mar 22nd 2009 10:56AM
If Nintendo makes lots of money off this will they be encouraged to make more core games?
JKAntwon @ Mar 22nd 2009 1:35PM
I like the idea, because my 4 yr old was playing the Ds when she was 2. she can handle the control on the both the DS and the Wii, I've been wanting good stimulating games for her to learn with, and this would be great!