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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:13PM Typicalgamer said

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0.o
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:14PM Typicalgamer said

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i would've never guessed.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:19PM Bagels said

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I know right? Bob the Builder IS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:14PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Maybe this isnt that bad if it comes into fruition....

My 2 & 4 year old daughter know how to play not only their V-tech "V-Motion", but also the Tennis, Bowling, and boxing on Wii sports....
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:15PM (Unverified) said

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Mario! Stop harrasing those animals!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:16PM MarkezJM said

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Why is he trying to punch that cow? And what the hell is he doing to that cat?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:25PM (Unverified) said

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was disturbed by what he was doing to the cat. And they're going to sell this to children!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:27PM (Unverified) said

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He's raping it's side.
My hypthesis is that he drilled a hole in the cat first. I'm an analyst, so it must be true. :)
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:31PM MarkezJM said

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Dude that's foul. Here's something rated 'G'

"He's a gotta my coins!"
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:52PM (Unverified) said

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I know something rated "G".

GOATSE!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 8:23PM Dirty said

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3UKjhHhuyc

Also I sent you a friend request Markez
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:55PM Timerider said

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Mario is making me sad. :(
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:45PM samfish said

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Maybe Peach finally gave him pussy?
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Posted: Mar 23rd 2009 12:06PM Swizzler said

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@esposch: oh yeah? Well i'm an Analist and a Therapist! I'm an Analrapist!

(Arrested Development FTW)
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:19PM NutMan said

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The drawings of mario look like the NES mario and not the Mario we see today on game covers.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:20PM Darayz said

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While they're at it, they should go for the bedroom as well. A couple and a wii is a threesome. They can call it Nintendo ThWiisome.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:24PM MarkezJM said

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And if ith a couple with a lithp then ith a thwiithome.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:32PM (Unverified) said

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Goatse: the game!
You heard it here first.

"Use the Wii Remote and Nunchuk like REAL hands to see how far you can a photorealistic anus. Compatible with disturbing Kororinpa peripheral."

Although a Meatspin game would be better, where you have to both spin the nunchuk and thrust the Wiimote at the same time to music (you know which song).

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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 8:36PM (Unverified) said

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Did I hear someone say three thumbs?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:24PM (Unverified) said

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Nintendo catering to (very young) children, news at 11.








(sorry guys, but you're making it way too easy for me today)
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:29PM (Unverified) said

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Alright, on behalf of all Wii owners we give you that one, and we would all like to say RROD/YLOD. So there.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:32PM NutMan said

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Nintendo is taking a very smart Disney approach:

Get em' while they're young and they'll buy your shit forever.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:44PM RobS the 3rd said

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Not only that, but they'll make their kids play with it too.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:53PM NutMan said

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Exactly Disney's success mainly lies with their ability to produce toys, blankets, clothes etc for little kids so that the kids become accustomed to the characters and their parents continue to buy the stuff for them. Then when the kids grow up they do the same thing with their own children.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:36PM Scarlet Spider said

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What's Mario doing to those animals? Hmm... I wonder what PETA will think when they see this...
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:17PM Hyams said

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I dunno. I think a lot of PETA people might be into that sort of thing.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:41PM (Unverified) said

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Whilst my kids will love this, come off it Nintendo and bring us something proper.

Yea so Nintendo were casual back in the NES days too, at least compared to Microcomputers as consoles. But this is getting reekdickulars
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 7:41PM manyquestions said

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what -exactly- is this patent even for? The general concept of "edutainment Nintendo game" seems to broad to even warrant a patent.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 8:38PM Lekko said

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Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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I predict that this will come out around the same time as the PS2mote and the Sony Playbot
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 8:59PM Marius said

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Wii = Vtech
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:04PM Ignatius said

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Nintendo's next step might be into the playpen, but it's another step away from the true Nintendo crowd, the ones who grew up with a NES or SNES...
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:12PM (Unverified) said

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you mean all those kids...who got NES's and SNES's because of how family friendly Nintendo was? That crowd?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:21PM Ignatius said

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Yeah, that crowd. The ones who are now in the late 20s, and 30s that still love Nintendo's core games. Not this spin-off crap.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:57PM (Unverified) said

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As Moptimus said Nintendo knows its public.

Also they make more money with games for kids ages 3+ than a game for the core crowd and the core crowd will buy Nintendo stuff anyway.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:06PM Jamp said

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What the [expletive] is this?
Is Nintendo going to do stuff like those educative Mario games for the SNES again?
I'm SO GLAD I sold my Wii right now, even though Mad World and the NMH2 announcement made me regret doing so previously.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:16PM Hyams said

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Where is tmac, and why isn't he currently ripping into this?
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 11:35AM (Unverified) said

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Scroll up :P

I didn't really rip into this cause it's too easy. It's just kinda sad when I was very young (not as young as this is going for though) I was playing contra 3 with my friends and other games that I probably can't even beat now because of how easy games have become, but to see what Nintendo is doing now it's just...sad. Catering to the lowest common denominator doesn't even best describe what they're doing.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 9:34PM JoshMilewski said

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Yeah, those shoes. O.o

Besides that, there's not really much to say about this patent. If it produces something, then good for Nintendo for trying to stay innovative. Otherwise, I guess it was kind of interesting to see what ideas Nintendo had... But I'm sure they come up with stuff like this all the time.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:10PM Dafrety said

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Oh god that is the most messed up cow ever. I'm having nightmares tonight.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 12:11AM (Unverified) said

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What is everyones damn problem with this!? Nintendo CAN do more then one thing at a time you know. So they are developing an edutainment game. So freaking what! They are doing a number of other projects too. It's like getting upset at an ice cream shop for trying to sell more then 2 flavors of ice cream.
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Posted: Mar 24th 2009 5:36AM Nick Frost said

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Whoa, calm down! Who's upset? I don't see anyone with any problem with this. Well, except for maybe tmac, but... ya know.

You're barking at shadows, my friend.
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Posted: Jun 17th 2009 11:17AM Cypher FDP said

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Clearly, no one recognizes the potential of this marketing move.

Fanshippers will finally be able make Bob and Dora a couple.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 2:14AM blahblah55 said

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Mario, leave those poor animals alone! O_O
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 5:16AM (Unverified) said

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I don't have a big problem with this per se; it's about as necessary and useful as those toy computers for little kids. I would never get such a thing for my child. More imagination and less plastic junk I say!
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 8:18AM (Unverified) said

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Mmmhmmm...

So long as this doesn't interfere with my Zelda, go for it, Nintendo.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 1:20PM buckyboy28 said

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Toddler + Wii Remote + 60'' Plasma = Not happening in my house
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2009 10:56AM AntiVillian said

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If Nintendo makes lots of money off this will they be encouraged to make more core games?
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2009 1:35PM (Unverified) said

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I like the idea, because my 4 yr old was playing the Ds when she was 2. she can handle the control on the both the DS and the Wii, I've been wanting good stimulating games for her to learn with, and this would be great!
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Posted: Mar 22nd 2009 3:28PM Dblade said

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How can this be patented though? There's nothing distinctive about it, its just using the wiimote as a pointer.

The cynic in me thinks nintendo is trying to do an end run around third parties who have the licenses to dora, bob the builder, etc, by patenting the bare blocks to wii edutainment software.
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