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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:16PM MarkezJM said

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Wow. Man, Joystiq has been great lately for roasting these marshmellows.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:19PM MarkezJM said

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Too much DLC wants my money lately :( Lost & The Damned, or the Fallout 3 goodies?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:40PM (Unverified) said

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...it's been described to me as hemorrhaging at retail right now, and it just keeps getting worse."

You know what just keeps getting worse? 360 failure rates. BURN!!!!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:43PM Bagels said

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(kind of) In before 1st 1,224 comments. People will be hurt. Votes will be Up'd and Down'd. Naturally, somewhere, a lolcat will die.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:25PM Jack Tretton said

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Why don't Joystiq and Kotaku merge already and get it the fuck over with?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:29PM MarkezJM said

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Because I enjoy Joystiq considerably more than Kotaku. Please don't say that, I feel like I have to take a shower now. Seems like half the time they'll have a post up about some new scantily clad plastic model of some obscure anime character. No thanks. Plus I don't like their writing either.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:37PM simbadogg said

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good point joyswag...over 300k in two days def isn't something to scoff at. greenburger, you sir are a clown.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:33PM phinn said

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Well yea, Joystiq is posting a lot of senseless crap. It's easy enough for some company to talk themselves up, but for the company with one of the biggest video game franchises in history to do it (Grand Theft Auto) against a smaller company that made Killzone 2 is unfair.

That been said, I have both GTA4 and Killzone 2 (ps3 has all the best game after all) and Killzone 2 is BETTER than GTA4 in many ways. It's nice to have them both of course.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:53PM samfish said

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I like Kotaku's writing more than Joystiq's, but prefer Joystiq's comment section. Kotaku's doesn't feel as much like a community as Joystiq's does.
Actually, I just like Bashcraft and Fahey's writing on Kotaku. Bash in particular.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 4:09PM darkinchworm said

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I still can't forgive Crecente for his overreaction to the CheapAssGamer prank/experiment a few months back. The man has some deep character flaws. Not that we don't, but hell, if you're gonna be blogging for a highly-trafficked gaming blog, maintain some professionalism. Please.

The site's really bad about fishing for additional pageviews too - much moreso than Joystiq could ever dream of being - but hell, I still visit it.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 4:37PM Mr Khan said

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I may have my disagreements with certain contributors here, but none of them are as bad as Crecente, that's for damn sure. On the whole, quite agreeable. And despite the fact that joystiq has more trolls, i think it actually makes for a more colorful discussion. Its less civil, but more "real." Discussions i've witnessed there seem so sterile

Joystiq's been on a roll the past few days. It's felt rather sober around here since the 2.0 changeover, but all is right with the world again :)
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:16PM Huey2k2 said

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Flamewar Commence!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:51PM Bagels said

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CAPITALIZED EXCITEMENT BAK @ U!1!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:19PM Ridgecity said

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no need for flamewars, Microsoft paid around $50,000,000 for that exclusive content, Sony didn't.

You can only brag so much once you have already paid for stuff. It's just like having sex with a beautiful woman for $1000, maybe it was good but you can't expect respect for doing it.

Sadly, this is a race for the second spot.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:22PM Troy Powers said

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Okay, I'll say it! If the PS3 is hemorraging in retail, the 360 is hemorraging in their own repairs department. :-D
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:31PM mynk said

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Microsoft is a business, they made profit after the expense of 50 million, or whatever that figure may be, and sony made loses from not selling as many GTA IV on their own console as people went for the 360 version instead. thats how business work, expense and revenue.

nailing a whore for 1k isnt going to make you any profit. therefore your statement is void. plus, even if its no respect. we all do it :P
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 6:58PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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mynk

They haven't made a profit on the $50 million purchase of two episodic packs yet. I think they are still in the hole something to the tune of $30 million at this point. I think the 360 version would have outsold the PS3 version regardless of the DLC. However, there is no way to quantify how many additional copies have sold because of the exclusive DLC. In terms of strict numbers they have yet to turn a profit from their $50 MIL investment.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:18PM Benjamin Gilbert said

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Stop right there. Flaming is a great way to get BANNED. So before it even starts, don't bother.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:20PM copa said

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NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:22PM Huey2k2 said

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So wait, do you guys make posts like this with the intention of getting all the raging fanboys out to flame everyone so you know who to ban?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:22PM Benjamin Gilbert said

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And you get an A for Dr. Strangelove references, good sir.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:23PM Benjamin Gilbert said

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@Huey2k2: No, we write them because it's the news and our job is to deliver news. People getting into wars over their respective plastic boxes is entirely up to them. My reminder about banning is simply to try and quell that nonsense before it even begins.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:25PM MarkezJM said

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Seems like there's been a lot of chum thrown out into the water as of late, Ben, but I do appreciate that you all have been more hands-on than I'd seen in the past. Kind of like the EDIT bits as well. Would I get banned if I said I'd never seen Dr. Strangelove? Purely hypothetical, of course...

*flees
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:25PM darkinchworm said

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I'm gonna run over Ben's kangaroo and bury it!!!! in a PS3!!!@453642q you know the BS3's so big it could be a gawddamn COFFIN LOLOLOL go back to haze u noobs
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:26PM Huey2k2 said

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I'm just sayin' the flame wars are going to happen regardless, whether you tell people to or not.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:27PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Ben Gilbert

You know thats like pulling a fresh hot cake out of the oven and telling the kids they can't have any because it's bad for them. Maybe not exactly like that but you know what I mean.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:53PM xFenixKnightx said

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Copa WINN!!!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:56PM Bagels said

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@ BisseyBoy

...So you typically remove a cake from the oven and immediately burn small children with it? Remove the rafter in your own eye, man...
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:57PM Levi Partridge said

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Markez, it's the best satire of American warfare next to Team America. Watch it as soon as you can! In fact you can watch it online right now if you have Netflix.

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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:22PM Marius said

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WHAT!! no more flame wars....

*throws away popcorn
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:44PM samfish said

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No more flaming?! B-but...but what am I going to do with all my extremely tight leather pants?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:19PM copa said

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Aaron Greenberg doesn't need to run his mouth like that.

If he just kept it to himself, Sony's hardware sales numbers would still suck donkey, but Mr. Greenberg wouldn't seem like a complete douche.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:25PM Uncle Jesse said

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"GTA4 on the Xbox360 is the best video game ever"

"I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think Killzone 2 is the best video game ever.

"Killzone 2 sucks!

"You know somethin'? You suck!"
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:47PM Bagels said

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"I'm sorry, I do believe you just smacked me with your white glove"

"Oh! I'm most terribly sorry!"

"Oh, no bother, you just have to be more careful in the future! Have a good day, sir!"

"...What?"

"I said have a good day."

"...what'd you say about my mom?"

(2 british gentlemen degraded into teenagers)
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:23PM anonymack said

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chest pounding is right
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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Both pictured look a bit flabby, so pounding isn't very apt. It's more chest flubbing.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:23PM (Unverified) said

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What will become of the earth on the day that "Fanboyz" of all stripes no longer care to engage in "Flame Warz"?

I doubt we'll ever know.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:20PM Rick James said

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wouldnt that be a great idea for a video game 'flame warz'. I'm guessing it would be a RTS game and you can pick between the 3 factions, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony.

If you beat the game, you can unlock the panasonic 3do, atari jaguar, and any other previous gen consoles.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:24PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I can see the sh*t storm on the horizon. I'm going to stay clear of this one because after yesterday I haven't got the energy for this shit. I'll just say that these are some backhanded, antagonizing and trollish statements.

Someone needs to tell him that second place is the first loser. I guess it's easier to rally the troops for this cause than to get into the whole Wii thing. It's like he is beating his chest about beating Sony and isn't living in reality where Nintendo and the Wii have him bent over backwards. Such a strange creature that Aaron Greenberg. It would be like saying the Zune is outselling the Sony Walkman MP3 player by 3:1 and touting that as victory when Apple is completely owning you harder than you are Sony.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:28PM KaneRobot said

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EDIT: Second place is the first loser is actually a quote from a "No Fear" t-shirt from the early '90s. EVERYONE CHILL OUT
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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All of this 1st 2nd and 3rd garbage is BS anyway, they don't mean anything. All that matters is making money, and if sony does that while being waaay behind everyone else then they "won" too.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:33PM MarkezJM said

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For whatever reason that specific no fear shirt is the one my old friend used to wear whenever he'd mow the lawn, lived right down the block. Had a specific shirt for when he mowed the lawn. Ahhhh, memories.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:49PM Bagels said

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Markez, you live on the same street as me!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 2:25PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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I had that shirt as well back in high school (late 1990's).
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 4:58PM Mr Khan said

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Placement only really matters for 3rd party support. If 360 or PS3 were in first place, there would perhaps be more 3rd party exclusives for either. If Wii wasn't in first place, 3rd parties would be able to more actively ignore it. Otherwise you're right
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 3:08PM (Unverified) said

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If the wii and nintendo have microsoft "bent over backwards" where does that put sony...in the reverse piledriver? donkey.
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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 3:13PM Johnnynumber5 is powered by cell said

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Rogue Status

Nintendo has Sony chained in the basement at this point.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:25PM skyzbig said

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It's got to the point where it is clear that both Microsoft AND Sony enjoy trading these insults at each other.

Kaz, Tretton, Kim and Greenberg have all started firing insults....it's pathetic and reflects badly on both companies.

Still, it's fucking funny though :D

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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:31PM KaneRobot said

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You forgot Reggie. That guy sucks hard and is annoying as hell.

Anyway, that's why I sort of miss Peter Moore. Yeah, he towed the Xbox company line, but he wasn't really a dick to the other companies and rarely made ridiculous statements about how they were so much better than the others.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:34PM baby sea tuna said

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Every time one of these guys opens their mouths I miss Peter Moore. What a classy guy.
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