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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:33AM Joeybeast said

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quotation burn

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:38AM (Unverified) said

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Griffin made me laugh. lol.

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:41AM Rhamsey said

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heh, boobies

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:48AM Zertoss said

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*huff huff huff*

I heard something about boobies and came running as fast as I could. What did I miss?

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:50AM darkinchworm said

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my exposed penis in front of a Waffle house at 11 PM Thursday evening

true story

no boobies for you, go away!
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 10:54AM baby sea tuna said

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:(
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:16AM Deck said

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Inchworm... what?! Was it IHOP?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:19AM Jerk Face said

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International House of Penis.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:21AM Dirty said

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I just thought you were wearing khakis.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:30AM darkinchworm said

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Nope... just good ol' Waffle House, where all the goofiest stuff in the world happens (including asskickings from Kid Rock).

Coincidentally, my ex was inside during these events; perhaps you would be more interested in her C: But first, my own personal joystiq.

Buahahahahaaaaaa
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 11:37AM Zertoss said

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Hahaha awesome! I must hear more of this inchworm emerging from its cocoon.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 12:26PM darkinchworm said

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Since you asked...

/off-topic rambling enabled

I was on a spur-of-the-moment "date" of sorts with my hairstylist (who gave me some army cut, wtf) at Olive Garden, enjoying overpriced junk and anxiously awaiting a friend of mine to clock outta work. Our new challenger eventually arrives and I offer to feed him at Waffle House, knowing for sure that my ex and her coworkers are there every Wednesday night after work. (Not Thursday. Oops.) Our urge to make a scene gets the best of us. Off to the Awful House we go!

...and the ex wasn't there. Strange. We order our food, we bullshit. Half an hour in, I look out of the corner of my eye to see that the tables had been turned, in a way. Sure enough, my ex and two of her coworkers come in after all, albeit an hour later than usual. I let my associates finish their meals and encouraged them to step outside. My enthusiasm had become awkwardness.

My ex texts me as soon as I step out the door, wondering why I'm at that Waffle House in particular and wondering if I've found a job yet. Sassy, sexy lady wants me back when I get that money, I bet. Asks me once or twice a week about it. But I digress. My male friend is coercing my female friend to unveil her breasts, when I chime in with "I'LL SHOW YOU SOME JUNK" and unzip my pants, jestingly and jovially. I reach down to zip back up when suddenly I realize my boxer slit has spread itself a bit too far. My completely flaccid, grower-not-a-shower wang was out. I'm a goddamn champion.

Even despite that mishap, the evening went over pretty well, and we did even manage to persuade my hairstylin' friend to eventually unleash the tatas. Not bad! The ex's are a lot bigger though. :( Kinda miss 'em.

And those are the adventures of stud_inchworm.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 12:38PM Zertoss said

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Fantastic! And you even got to see some boobies that weren't prerendered. That's a lot better than most of the people here.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 1:30PM MowDownJoe said

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Was I the only one to think of that old sitcom "Just Shoot Me" after reading Zertoss's comment?
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:44PM Hunter141072 said

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why all the characters in this game look like drunk zombies???

Posted: Mar 20th 2009 3:51PM Zertoss said

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Because of all of the excessive drinking that has left them all moaning and stumbling around in a drunken stupor.
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Posted: Mar 20th 2009 4:07PM Hunter141072 said

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yeah, sadly this only means that we are going to see another stupid larry wannabe game, this could be called magna cum laude 2 or at least that´s how it looks, poor larry looks like this guys are trying as hard as possible to keep him stiff....no joke intended.

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Posted: Mar 21st 2009 9:53PM doom saber said

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Was that the originally larry they shown with his newphew driving the goft cart? If so, they aged the fella horribly considering how his comeo in MCL is similar to the design in Love for Sail

I am glad the character design for Larry Lovage is not a complete duplicate of Larry Laffer like in the previous game. Still, the game sounds like it still has not addressed the issues from MCL (pointless minigames) despite that they blamed nudity as the main issue from MCL(which is BS since most gamers wanted to play an adventure game, not a game full of mini games)

Like Magna Cum Laude, I will buy this one, but I doubt this game will be as fun as Lsl1, 5, 6, and seven or even lsl2 and lsl3 for that matter.

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