During the "Spore's Wake: What Seriously Happened?" panel at GDC
, we learned a fantastic new meme that we have to
share with you. "Time To Penis" (or just "TTP" in the streetz) is defined as the amount of time it will take children to make something rude out of a set of tools they've been given -- typically, that object is a penis. Apparently, TTP can be measured down to the near-second. In Spore's
case, TTP was actually a negative factor since "children" were making penis monsters before the Creature Creator
was even officially released!
Did you know? That little guy on the right is generally considered to be Spore's
first penis creature. Don't stare, though -- he's shy.