Bionic Commando (dread) locks on to May 19 release
by Andrew Yoon 
{ Mar 25th 2009 at 11:55AM } 
Before the game comes out, make sure you check out all the various pre-order bonuses available -- you wouldn't want to miss out on a lunchbox, would you? And then, warm up with some Bionic Commando Rearmed (here's to hoping Bionic Commando will be at least half as good!).
Update: Europe will be receiving the game on May 22nd.
Gallery: Bionic Commando
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Obie @ Mar 25th 2009 11:58AM
Hey Bionic Commando, you're a videogame. What's up with that?....Say Hi to your mother for me.
Deeznuts420 @ Mar 25th 2009 12:08PM
i produced entourage
GhostofGrendel @ Mar 25th 2009 12:23PM
hey goat....you're a goat.... I like that....say hi to your mom for me....
The Dark Wayne @ Mar 25th 2009 12:30PM
hey! amy poehler! You're pregnant whats up with that? Say hi to your mother for me
Levi @ Mar 25th 2009 12:43PM
Could it be another daily 4chan meme that I missed out on by avoiding the armpit of the Internet?
Kiros @ Mar 25th 2009 12:49PM
Hey Xav! I heard ya internet blows...what's up with that? Say Hi to ya mother for me.
Levi (God Hand Defense Force) @ Mar 25th 2009 2:18PM
No Levi, it's a SNL skit that you missed out on by avoiding late night television.
xGeneral DEATHx @ Mar 25th 2009 3:30PM
Taking it just slightly off-course:
ARE YOU THERE, JAH? YEAH, IT'S ME RAS TRENT...
cylet @ Mar 25th 2009 12:02PM
lol at the picture above! i hope its half as good too, i love rearmed. i also love offline co-op :]
Cellien @ Mar 25th 2009 12:05PM
Glad I have the code to disable the dreads. That look is soooo 90s.
Deeznuts420 @ Mar 25th 2009 12:09PM
jah! rastafarianism!
pete @ Mar 25th 2009 12:23PM
"jah! rastafari!"
fixt it for you deez
Deeznuts420 @ Mar 25th 2009 1:05PM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/40968/saturday-night-live-digital-short-ras-trent
Cellien @ Mar 25th 2009 1:36PM
Lol.. funny. Looks like like the dude in BC.
p_ABSO @ Mar 25th 2009 12:11PM
That pic is fantastically horrible I applaud your efforts.
NaeemTHM @ Mar 25th 2009 12:13PM
Sweet! Can't wait for this one. I've been a long time Bionic Commando fanboy and I just know this game will continue BC's awesome legacy.
I'm crossing my fingers that this won't be Spider-Man with guns.
linebeginstoblur @ Mar 25th 2009 12:21PM
Yep, preordered at the Capcom Store for that graphic novel. Can't wait!
MowDownJoe @ Mar 25th 2009 12:22PM
The multiplayer looks to be nuts... players grappling everywhere shooting other players who are grapping everywhere... if you find a target that isn't on the ground, they're doing it wrong.
pete @ Mar 25th 2009 12:24PM
whoa, i must be out of the loop somewhat...
what exactly does marky mark have to do with bionic commando?
GhostofGrendel @ Mar 25th 2009 12:26PM
no you didn't fix it for him
"are you there jah it's me Ras Trent, please guide me on your bike path of righteousness...."
lol, I love that song, it cracks me up every time
GhostofGrendel @ Mar 25th 2009 12:27PM
@ pete >>> no you didn't fix it for him
"are you there jah it's me Ras Trent, please guide me on your bike path of righteousness...."
lol, I love that song, it cracks me up every time
pete @ Mar 25th 2009 12:47PM
theres a link called reply that you hit when trying to respond to someone...
and no thats not a good song
GhostofGrendel @ Mar 25th 2009 2:01PM
You're hilarious Pete. Talk to the people at joystiq and ask them why you can hit reply and it doesn't work sometimes. I even hit reply a second time and it still didn't work, hence the double post. BTW your comedic preferences are irrelevant to me. Considering that you’re on a blog trying to correct people’s grammar I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you’re really not the life of the party so I’ll consider our difference of opinion on humor a huge compliment. Maybe you can get the lyrics and look up some of the words so you understand the song better and you’ll know why it’s funny.
The Dark Wayne @ Mar 25th 2009 12:30PM
Seriously, what are they thinking with that hair?
Deeznuts420 @ Mar 25th 2009 1:06PM
says the man in the cowl...
David @ Mar 25th 2009 1:01PM
Omg, dont tell me Mark Wahlberg has anything to do with this game! And why do Europeans always get the latest releases? Oh, and will this game feature online/offline multiplayer in any way?
pete @ Mar 25th 2009 1:14PM
in case you missed it, europeans are getting the new NFS game a week before the US
Jesta @ Mar 25th 2009 1:55PM
Woo, another racing game, just what we need, forgive me for not being excited
FatalChaos @ Mar 25th 2009 1:05PM
Thank you Joystiq I will never look at rad spencer the same again.
John @ Mar 25th 2009 1:08PM
When is the Rearmed trophy patch coming? Wasn't it supposed to be about a month before this is released?
pete @ Mar 25th 2009 1:13PM
btw what is with the vertical (incorrect) scanlines in this picture??
baby sea tuna @ Mar 25th 2009 1:42PM
Wait a minute...isn't GRIN also the company that just made that crappy "Wanted" game? Consider my interest in this severely diminished.
Levi (God Hand Defense Force) @ Mar 25th 2009 2:28PM
They developed BC: Rearmed, so there is hope. Wanted seemed like a rush job, and Bionic Commando's release was pushed back for some more polish, so comparing that to BC isn't really fair.
Diskoboy7 @ Mar 25th 2009 2:35PM
This, and Bioshock 2, being the only two games I'm really looking forward to, this year.
I thought we were supposed to see BC, shortly after RE5 - like late March or April, but another 3 months??
I guess I can wait. But this game better be DAMN good. And from every trailer I've seen, thus far, it looks like I probably won't be disappointed.
Kiros @ Mar 25th 2009 4:37PM
Someone must not be reading up on inFamous.
Diskoboy7 @ Mar 25th 2009 4:59PM
Haven't heard much about inFamous, yet - but I just saw the trailer.
By the looks of what I saw, it looks like a post-apocolyptic Crackdown, only with plenty more destruction.
But of course, I loved Crackdown... I'll be keeping my eyes on that one. Good, new, PS3 franchises are few and far between. The last game I bought for my PS3 was LittleBig Planet, back in December.
golobulus @ Mar 25th 2009 4:51PM
i'm surprised they haven't announced any dlc set to come out may 26th - april 2nd. can i expect a mandatory install?
Jarvis Slacks @ Mar 25th 2009 5:58PM
Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Levi @ Mar 25th 2009 5:59PM
game looks tits.
For the longest time I was saying how they had better deliver the BCR trophies patch by this game's release.... but I just got off the stuff... So... Yeah. I'm proud to say that I'm an ex-trophies user.
Twinturbo120 @ Mar 25th 2009 6:52PM
lol that pic is just epic