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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:02PM (Unverified) said

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Whoa!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:41PM (Unverified) said

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I second that Whoa!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:04PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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I can't even begin to fathom all the "things that never happened" from Nintendo. They are some rather creative people and you are bound to make a few mishaps along the way to that one great thing
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:43PM Zephyr27 said

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Serious, I'm still trying to fathom the Virtual Boy to this day.... :)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:05PM ripvanwinkle said

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Reminds you of how the Wii control system was originally developed for the Game Cube.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:08PM (Unverified) said

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allow me to save everyone the time:

The funny thing is, they STILL developed it for the GameCube!! LOLLERSKATES!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:20PM darkinchworm said

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I have to admit, I lollerskated with you ^_^
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:34PM ripvanwinkle said

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Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 7:48AM sparkster said

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@time:
That quote always makes me sad.

Anyways. Wouldn't have bought a that motion addon if it was optional for the Gamecube. So I guess it was smart of Nintendo to "force" it on the players in the next generation. That way it's implemented and if you're a fun developer you don't have a limited target group (people who bought a certain addon for a certain console) to experiment with some fresh ideas.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:09PM NutMan said

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I love stuff like this.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:11PM (Unverified) said

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they already had a GBA successor planned in the year 1998?

Talk about Later Thinking of Withered Technology
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:49AM cloud858rk said

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It was a predecessor. The image of the GBA SP with a touch screen is probably a placeholder.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:19PM (Unverified) said

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Hm, strange stuff.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:24PM JoshMilewski said

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So, if that touch panel adapter for Game Boy Color was circa 1998, why... is it on a GBA SP...?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:37PM OMGitsaLisa said

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Because the article says that the unit's innards were GBC technology
(hence no backlighting) - it doesn't say that it was FOR the GBC.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:57PM JoshMilewski said

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But the slide that was used in the presentation says "Circa 1998". There were no GBA SPs in 1998.

Does that mean he sat on the idea for 5 years until the GBA SP was released, then for some reason shoved it all into a GBA SP case instead of just introducing it 5 years earlier inside an actual GBC?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:05PM Saria the Cat said

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@Josh: Nintendo works in mysterious, money-printing ways.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:08PM Bslashingu said

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I think Nintendo said one time, that they develop technology a couple of generations ahead, and release that tech when the price to make that device goes down.

Also, if you look, the touch screen is an "adapter" for the GBC. They probably just showed a picture of it attached to a GBA SP.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:37PM anexanhume said

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I would love to own one of those "atlantis" gbas. That would be a retro holy grail.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:34PM Timerider said

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Seriously. That would be worth a LOT. I would settle for a GB light, though.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:42PM ch3burashka said

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It's funny to think that in Bizarro World, Bizarro Jostiq readers are staring in awe at OUR GBA and GBASP models while playing on THESE ones.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:59PM JoshMilewski said

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heh, looks like they got the short end of the stick, though.

(btw, how can a stick have a short end and apparently a long end? they're both just ends, not short or long...)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:00PM ch3burashka said

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It's all about perspective. For instance, the long end that we got was actually the short end in Bizarro World.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:11PM JoshMilewski said

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Maybe.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:17PM Mr Khan said

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And, in that world, i'm trolling Nintendo and watching lots of episodes of The Closer...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 10:47PM Saria the Cat said

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In Bizarro land, I have a penis and am a rabid fangirl...OF EVERY CONSOLE.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 10:49PM ch3burashka said

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Hot.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 2:56AM Asakura H said

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In Bizarro World, the Playstation 3 its just 2 PS2 duct-taped togheter :D
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:48PM Cypher FDP said

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In Bizzaro world, the PS3 is the cheapest console.

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, I went a little too crazy with that theory.
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Posted: Mar 27th 2009 5:45PM (Unverified) said

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In this Bizarro world, the japanese Nintengirls game series is the greatest game Bizarre Productions ever made for Sony's Playstation 3.2b - now 100% free of 3RL.

Downrate.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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It just makes you wonder what they already have in store once the Wii is rendered obsolete...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:52PM (Unverified) said

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Interesting. I'd really like to see more of their console development. Especially how they got to the Virtual Boy and Wii.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 11:17PM kamanashi said

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They probably got really high and thought of ways to make being high even more fun. Then they Virtual boy was made so they could go to a different world, and the Wii was made so they could make a bong from the controller and laugh.

Also, I like your avatar Feba. Komori was one of my favs from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:58PM (Unverified) said

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It's amazing, when you think about it, how long the original Game Boy held up the portable games market.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:09PM Stu L Tissimus said

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That second slide is pretty bizarre. They had the SP case completed 5 years before they launched it?

If they already had that form factor designed, why did they release the original GBA first and not just stick the internals into the SP's case?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:19PM Mr Khan said

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It's really an interesting peek into Nintendo's internal development process. So often we only see the end result, looking at the cast-offs will probably tell you more about them then studying the end-result GBA
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:26PM Nook said

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has anyone considered the possibility that the there was a 'mix up' on the second pic? just sayin' - mistakes happen, you're all burning up in your leather suit jacket making last minute tweeks on your presentation and have a topic on the brain....

;)
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:31PM Nook said

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...or maybe not - just noticed the GBC cart in the unit, SP did not play GBC titles. Must be GBC hardware placed in an SP housing, modded.

or maybe they did have the case planned out that far back and used it on the SP.

I need to go sit down.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:35PM Laser Sanchez said

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My SP plays GBC titles just fine. Perhaps yours needs repair?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:34PM Laser Sanchez said

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Hmmm, the arrangement of the buttons on the Atlantis looks a lot more like the SNES controllers than most other consoles with 4 face buttons. Looks weird now.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 10:55PM Deaths Hand said

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I'm still mad you guys closed Atlantisfanboy.com
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 11:08PM (Unverified) said

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Dammit Nintendo! I still haven't been able to get rid of that boner you gave me with all of the news this morning and now I just creamed my pants!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:02AM (Unverified) said

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You should probably get to your doctor ASAP.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 11:41PM MikeCrazy said

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I consider myself an Ex-Big N fanboy But will always respect Nintendo for what they have done and will continue to do. I just hope Nintendo doesn't let Apple take S*** from them. Nintendo needs to stop playing it safe, because Apple has the Iphone/Ipod and big 3rd Party games are already coming out for it. And if Sony unveils a PSP2 with better feature over the Psp which wouldn't take much cause the PSP is a beast. The handheld Market might be a 2 company battle.

DSi is a few years late. The DSi is like the PSP with a touch screen and crappier graphics. I myself won't be picking up this POS DSi. Nintendo please grow up!
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Posted: Mar 27th 2009 2:10PM BreakingPoint0 said

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Did you mean 3 company battle? It already is a two company battle with Sony and Nintendo. Nintendo may still dominate but Sony put a pretty good dent with about 30% market share.

I will agree, adding the small camera almost feels like a gimmick. Personally I may buy one just because it would be my frist DS, but I would like a PS3 first as I already have a PSP =P I wonder how many games will actually implement it and use it for something. It'll be interesting what will come of it, if anything. I would like to see what they do with the DSiStore
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Posted: Mar 27th 2009 2:53PM MikeCrazy said

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No I meant 2 company battle because if Nintendo doesn't shape up and get it's S*** right it'll only be Sony and Apple!

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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:18AM (Unverified) said

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The DS was just a revised Game and Watch. Nintendo was out of ideas and they didn't want to admit Gunpei Yokoi's hardware was ahead of its time so they had him wacked in a "car accident" and raked in the profits with the DS. Just wait till the big N's next gen console includes Virtual glasses :P
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:00AM (Unverified) said

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While we're on the subject of aborted R&D projects, it's a bit of a shame that they didn't show what was supposed to be the successor to the GBA. As many of you know the DS was not intended to be the GBA's successor, rather it was what Nintendo called a "3rd leg" that served more as an experimental product that they weren't sure about. It of course took off and became the money printing machine we know it as today, and as a result ended up being the GBA's successor after all.

So hopefully at some point (maybe at GDC 2014?) they'll show us what they were developing in 2004 as the original successor to the GBA.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 10:14AM (Unverified) said

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Anyone have a link to a video of the presentation?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 4:08PM (Unverified) said

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If I remember correctly Nintendo started looking into Touch Screens after Tiger launched the Game Com. It would seem here that they simply put the guts of this project in an SP case to show it off.

And according to the EGM GBA launch issue it was mentioned that the GBA could of come out in 1998 but it was too bulky and had Game Gear like battery life.
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