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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:25PM (Unverified) said

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I don't want to have to wear pants to play video game - much less a suit.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:55PM (Unverified) said

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Obviously you don't have style.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 6:17PM DigStyle said

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If your sitting, then there is no need for pants...
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:33PM Bran said

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an advertisement covered in pop-up advertisements and followed by an advertisement. Gotta love this world.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:35PM (Unverified) said

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Exec 1: "How should we market this game?"

Exec 2: "How about we make a REALLY COOL trailer that shows off a technology we are not offering?"

1: "What about the technology we ARE offering?"

2: "I dunno, throw in some cgi of tanks or something? But no gameplay, absolutely no gameplay. Make it seem like the cool tech is the gameplay."

1: "Even though we're not really offering it."

2: "Right."

1: "Good meeting."

2: "GM"
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:45PM Erluti said

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You watched this happen... and said nothing?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:49PM (Unverified) said

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I was suckered into being the Recording Secretary. I KNEW I shoulda raised my hand when they were asking who wanted to be President or VP.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:02PM PR0F3TA said

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well to be fair, i think he was just an intern getting some coffee
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Posted: Mar 28th 2009 2:18AM Havok said

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@Ertuli, I gotta admit, I loled.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:38PM simblor said

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Uh, Earth to Joystiq, those male models are clearly attempting "Magnum". This is investigatory Journalism at it's worst.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:43PM WiNGSPANTT from TopTierTacticsco said

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Well, accurate or not that trailer was very well executed and managed to convey a lot in tone and cinematography without any spoken words.
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Posted: Mar 27th 2009 8:28AM (Unverified) said

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...says the director
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:48PM sdstone said

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Wow! That touchtable is awesome! I can't wait for this game! That table makes the game so worth it! I mean, without that touchtable, the game seems lame and derivative, but with it, I mean, come on! Woo!

Man, I have to go get some dress slacks.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:55PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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personaly i see battleships meets Command and conquer.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:25PM (Unverified) said

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You sunk my potato sacks :(
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 4:58PM WiredKnight said

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Nice trailer, if a bit overly dramatic.

But practically, there's no way that would work. Unless you could somehow privately set up your forces and mission plans beforehand, there's no way you could manage any of that without the other player knowing.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:02PM Erluti said

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Not to mention if that was possible to do, the first thing I'd do in any game is slide the map 6 inches to see if he's hiding bombers that instantly kill all my ground units.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:51PM WiredKnight said

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Exactly. Hardly seems fair.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:16PM ch3burashka said

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Unless this is exclusively for the Microsoft Surface, this will in no way live up to my expectations.

I wish that this is how modern business negotiations would go down.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 5:54PM Levi said

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So, this is going to be the Eye of Judgement of RTS games?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 6:53PM BIGGEN said

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so what happened to the stubbly bearded fellow? was he hanged? decapitated? drawn and quartered? we don't see him walk out alive, that's for sure.
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:09PM MrU2 said

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Does it come with a touch screen table?
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:20PM The Monarch said

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Man, I'll be pissed if the game doesn't deliver on all the homoerotic tension promised here.


Really, though, from what I've read this game is looking great. It seems a bit like a super in-depth version of Stratego crossed with trading card game elements, which sounds like pure game crack (like, Tetris-or-Lumines-strength game crack). Still not sure how the RTS elements will fit in....perhaps actual unit battles will play out in RTS form? The only problem is that I see screenshots of what looks like RTS-style unit production, so that's probably not it......
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 8:24PM The Monarch said

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Speaking of which, why the hell hasn't there been a XBLA version of Stratego? That game is the shit!
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Posted: Mar 25th 2009 9:32PM (Unverified) said

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This trailer sort of reminds me of the game 007 and Largo play in "Never Say Never Again" about world domination.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 4:48AM (Unverified) said

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I think R.U.S.E. might take runners up, if not first place, at this year's Badass Backronym Awards. That is, if it stands for anything. I'm guessing:

- Rich Urban Suburban Europeans
- Really Ultra Stratego xtrEem!!
- R.E.A.L. T.I.M.E. S.T.R.A.T.E.G.Y W.I.T.H. B.O.A.R.D. G.A.M.E. E.L.E.M.E.N.T.S. (R.U.S.E. for short)
- Ruse rUse ruSe rusE
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