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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:36AM ericpell said

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I would expect it to drain their wallets of Gil vs. MP.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:38AM NutMan said

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Awesome. I'm really looking forward to this game.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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Yeah, I'm gonna need my MP to try to get that demo.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:41AM MarkezJM said

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Japanese people have magical wallets!? WUT where can I get one?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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Japan
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:50AM samfish said

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They put little good luck frogs in their coin pouches and it makes your money come back.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:51AM MarkezJM said

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My wallet only drains me of HP :(
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:31PM PedoJokerBear said

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ahem, its called the nintendo DS
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:42AM (Unverified) said

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Do they even need graphics with this game? All you need to do really is pick an action from an interface and wait. How riveting.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:50AM (Unverified) said

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Uh huh... And picking an action in an action game by pressing a controller button is THAT different?

I hope the battles have lots of strategy involved. I can't wait!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 11:58AM (Unverified) said

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@Verde

Yes, it is different. In an action game you have to control your character at all times to avoid death. In these games you pick actions from a menu and wait.... kinda like surfing the net, or renewing you prescriptions or using an ATM.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:00PM Credge said

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That poor analogy is really poor.

No game needs a graphic. Real time text adventures exist. Any game can be played on one.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:01PM (Unverified) said

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@ronEbear: Yeah, just personal tastes. I like the tactical nature of menu-driven fights. If not paced well, they can can become boring, but I'm hoping FFXIII keeps it interesting.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:03PM Erluti said

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To be fair the point is to read all that text and watch shiny videos, not actually play a game.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:17PM Saria the Cat said

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Troll is a troll.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:24PM Haohmaru said

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"I don't like turn-based RPGs, so I came to troll in order to make sure all of you JRPG fans are aware of my disapproval!" Thank you, Mr. Bear!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:36PM nandokun said

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I love JRPGs and I am not afraid or ashamed to admit that one of the things that has always made the FF series successful is the imagery. Their art direction is top notch. There is a reason that, too this day, more people would prefer FF3 on SNES over a text based adventure.

But it's not like the graphics are the only reason people buy these games. Story and combat system are of equal caliber. Try a better argument.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:45PM Saria the Cat said

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Okay, I will feed the troll.

ronEbear, have you even played a Final Fantasy game in the past 5 years? They change their battle systems every game and, in the most recent (FF XII), there is no wait time at all. Everything is real time.

You clearly don't know what you're talking about if you're presenting a huge over generalization like that. That's like me saying, "Street Fighter? But all you do is mash buttons LOLOLOL!"
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:50PM (Unverified) said

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@ Saria the Cat

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM'.........buuuuuurp. Thanks, that`s all I needed. I think i`m full now (let`s see who bites at setup).
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:51PM Saria the Cat said

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@ronEbear: Okay, wow, you need to be shut down.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:57PM (Unverified) said

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@ Saria the cat:

But I`m a human dammit!! I can`t be shut down, although I can be turned off. ZZZING!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 12:59PM nandokun said

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Just ignore the trolls. They will eventually get lonely and die.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:09PM (Unverified) said

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@NoughtSoClever

See, you really are not so clever. By telling the others to ignore the trolls what you`re doing is acknowledging their presence thus doing the reverse of your desired effect.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:19PM nandokun said

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I would say "Is that the best you can come up with?" But I already know it is.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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@NoughtSoClever

So your best is "Is that the best you can come up with?". Really? After failing to rally up the troops to ignore me you go ahead and bring even MORE attention and acknowledgment to the troll that lurks.

Maybe I should use the same lame internet même seen in these comments at least twice already and declare:

NaughtSoClever is NotSoClever

Do I get points for that?

Wait, let me queue up another action for when this one takes place and just wait for the outcome.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:38PM (Unverified) said

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@ NaughtSoClever

LIMIT BREAK!!!

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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:41PM (Unverified) said

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(Scrolls through menu)
I summon (greek, norse or medieval deity).
(waits 5 minutes for animation to finish)
CRITICAL!!
You win.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:42PM (Unverified) said

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Rinse and repeat for 200 hours.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:49PM nandokun said

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Please continue. Don't let me stop you.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 1:59PM (Unverified) said

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@NaughtSoClever

Because you can`t. And in trying to be clever you ended proving that you are not. Now you`re hoping that by using reverse psychology you will be able to stop the train. You can`t even follow your own advice in ignoring the trolls. You are a big nothing.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 2:30PM MarkezJM said

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Man you are seriously butthurt. You had 4 in a row there, great job?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 2:43PM Boomzilla said

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Yo shit is wizeak.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 2:45PM nandokun said

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It's simply a matter of patients. n the end you shut up. In the end I prevail. I mean, who is taunting who here?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:07PM (Unverified) said

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@NoughtSoClever

I think you need to go back to school for some grammar lessons.

Patients are people who require medical care. The correct word that you were looking for is patience, which is a state of endurance under difficult circumstances. You also forgot to add an "I" in your second phrase. I guess in your rush to provide another feeble response you forgot to choose appropriate words and forgot how to write some altogether.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:19PM nandokun said

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hers summor grammer 4 u to corrct. Keep it going.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:28PM (Unverified) said

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Oh ho ho!!

See there is a large difference between being an idiot on purpose,such as your last post, and being an idiot naturally. Two states that seem befitting of you and at which you excel.


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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:30PM nandokun said

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You know you and I, we should make a thing of this. We can call it 'Troll Fighter.' You keep typing away and I'll keep provoking you. What do you say? If you agree, just reply with another great and predictable retort. Here are some suggestions, you can claim that I'm not very clever which would be ironic considering my name, or you can say that regardless of what I think, I have not accomplished anything. Heck, just throw out a blatant insult. And then I'll reply with "Nice!" and we'll take it from there.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:45PM (Unverified) said

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Well, let`s see what I can muster here to try to end this silly debate as diplomatically as possible.

Of your suggestions, here are the one`s that i have covered already.

A: You can claim that I'm not very clever which would be ironic considering my name
B: You can say that regardless of what I think, I have not accomplished anything

What is left is blatant insults. Considering all of my taunts and rebuttals have all been in context, and since none of us two will concede, I will perpetuate the discussion with:

I bet you wish you were a pair of Cloud Strife`s underpants/thong.

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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:46PM nandokun said

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Nice!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:47PM nandokun said

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Watch ladies and gents as I command ronEbear again. Speak!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:49PM (Unverified) said

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You have dream of having a three-way with Aeris and Tifa.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:49PM nandokun said

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Ok. I'm done now. It's all yours. I'm getting paid to play with trolls after all amirite?
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:50PM nandokun said

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"You have dream of"

Nice!
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:50PM nandokun said

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Seriously though. I'm done now.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:51PM (Unverified) said

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It appears I have been hoisted by my own petard.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 3:53PM (Unverified) said

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I`m sorry that I have been such an asshat today, my cat died today and I needed to find an outlet to vent my pent up anger.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 5:27PM Saria the Cat said

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@ronEbear: I'm very sorry about your kitty. :( I know what it's like to lose very loved pets and it's a terrible thing.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 5:32PM Laser Sanchez said

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I wouldn't call XII real time. I mean, it "felt" like real time, but at least when I played it, there was a lot of waiting involved. Especially if you had a super programmed bad ass party that didn't need your stinkin button presses.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 8:29PM JoshMilewski said

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I wonder what the longest comment thread ever was...

btw how are we going to pirate this demo? We can't just keep it locked up in Japan.
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Posted: Mar 26th 2009 10:34PM dartmerc said

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ronEbear maybe your mum told you your cat died so you'd fuck off.
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