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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 1:46PM ch3burashka said

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OMG, you're right! He is a homeless Vin Diesel!

Still, I'm very excited. In the words of J. McElroy, I have "half a rod" for this.

Also, I always thought it was freakin' hilarious that the health power-ups were all painkillers, meaning that by the end of the game, he's completely filled with lead and probably on the brink of an overdose. And in the second, he gets a bullet to the head (spoilers) yet survives, which is retarded.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 2:24PM JambiBum said

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You can survive if you get a bullet to the head. It just happens in very rare instances.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 4:05PM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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This. Also. IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME!! THE SAME GAME THAT HAS A SINGLE MAN BEING ABLE TO TAKE DOWN AN ARMY OF GANGSTERS!!!

I don't think we should expect it to be realistic.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 2:33PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe it's only rated for 360 because it's on the original XBox compatability list with 360? I've tried to find copies of it for original xbox, and it would be a godsend to get the series re-released as an originals download. CROSSING FINGERS FTW
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 2:58PM (Unverified) said

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Probably hard to find copies for xbox because they weren't worth anything in credit. I bought 1 and 2 the day I bought my original xbox 2 years ago for 3 bucks total at gamestop 99 cents for 1 and 1.99 for 2. I think I might've even used a coupon plus my edge card on it.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 11:16PM mspiels said

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Go to Half.com. They have a lot of Xbox original games much cheaper than the $15 download price tag.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 2:38PM Birth Canal said

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I should probably pick up the first two games. I remember playing the first game on the PS2 and stopped playing when I reached the part where you have to walk on those thin bloody pipes things. It pissed me off so much. I'll give it another go.
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 3:15PM (Unverified) said

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max payne or billy mays?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/334607104_9caf10a48a.jpg
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Posted: Mar 29th 2009 4:52PM JaysonAych said

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I'm tired of sequels re-imagining their main character with a brawny grungy prison inmate look. I hated it when Condemned 2 did that with Ethan Thomas and decided his sidekick didn't wear tight enough clothes.

"We're worried that gamers might see our main characters as too approachable. We have to be sure they're totally unrelatable and represent an unrealistic standard of sex appeal, or else people who play our games might find themselves more immersed in the experience."
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Posted: May 27th 2009 8:56PM (Unverified) said

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Always thought the new Payne looked more like Bobby De Niro....
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Posted: Mar 30th 2009 12:27AM Cafecito said

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He looks pretty generic now, indeed. I kinda liked the actor thing.
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Posted: Mar 31st 2009 7:45AM (Unverified) said

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"Sent U a Message" Video Blog on the (UK) Xbox Dashboard have just confirmed that there Xbox Originals, but they dont have a realease day yet.
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Posted: Mar 30th 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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I don't know why you're all whining, he looks just like Timothy Gibbs from Max Payne 2, but with a beard.
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