Joyswag: 3 Days of Red Alert 3 swag [update]

Update: Winners have been contacted, folks. Congratulations, winners! Good luck next time, non-winners!

Is that ... Ric Flair? Why yes, yes it is! And he's signed five glamour shots for five lucky winners who'll also receive the Red Alert 3 Premium Edition for PC, a code to download the recently released Uprising expansion and a sweet Red Alert 3 t-shirt to cap it all off.

Here's the stipulation: We need your best faux-facts (a la Chuck Norris) about everybody's favorite wrestler turned FMV actor, Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair. For example, Ric Flair doesn't land, he descends, but, ya know, different than that. After 72-hours have passed, we'll pick five winners at random from the comments section. Here are all the specifics and contest rules, just in case we haven't spelled it out enough for you already:

Leave us a comment with your best Ric "The Nature Boy" faux-fact
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
You may enter once per calendar day
This entry period ends at 3:00PM ET on Friday, April 3. We'll randomly select five (5) winners at that time to receive: one Red Alert 3 Premium Edition for PC (ARV: $29.99), one Red Alert 3: Uprising download code (ARV: $19.99), one Ric Flair signed headshot (ARV: $10), and one Red Alert 3 t-shirt . Please check your e-mail!
For a list of complete rules, click here

Feel free to check out the gallery of gameplay screens below in all their glory to drum up some ideas for the contest! And good luck to everyone!

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hahha this is probably my favorite rts of all time

The only time-traveling RTS that matters

Ric Flair doesn't slam his opponent to the mat, he slams the mat into the opponent.

ric flair cries tears of free video games. too bad ric flair doesn't cry! wait... that is bad. no game for me?

My computer cant even play this game :(

ric flair single-handedly won world war 2 by putting the entire german army in a figure four leg lock. at the same time.

Ric Flair just is.

when ric flair "whoos" he defeats all terrorists with the sounds of his battle cry.

Ric Flair can sleep with any of the women in the cut scenes, but would rather be a man by wrestling a bear. woooooooo

Ric Flair's legendary "WOOOO" came to be when he was on a nature expedition and fell into the icy cold river waters. True story. Oh ... and he also put a figure four leglock on an embolden Nazi Bear who tried to rush him. Similarly, little known fact about the Bear is that his name is actually "Kuma" and he is a former winner of an underground fighting tournament called "Tekken".

When Ric punches you, he doesn't swing his fist, he moves the earth forward.

Rick Flair's momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair does not get paid for his work, he does that for free, his income comes from all the people showering his door step with money in hope's that he won't come looking for them!

What beats Rock, paper and scissors? Answer: Ric Flair's chop. Woooooooo!

Ric flair championed the communist party all so he could make the C&C series.

Ric Flair wears Fur on his shoulders.
Fur is Death.
Ric Flair wears Death on his shoulders.

Every time Ric Flair "wooooooo's" all women in a 5 km radius get multiple orgasms and then give birth to his child

Ric Flair can beat up Chuck Norris.....

without touching him.

When Ric Flair quits the WWE, Chris Benoit kills a family.

Too soon?

rick flair won WW2 just by saying WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ric Flair travelled back in time to be his own father, because only Ric Flair is cool enough to be Ric Flair's father.

Little known fact - he got his nickname because he walks naked - everywhere.

Every time some employee puts on a piece of flair they have to give Ric Flair a nickle!

Rick Flair NEVER needs more pieces of flair.

Rick Flair was nothing compared to Hulkamania. Woo.

Ric Flair has never retreated. He occasionally advances in the opposite direction.

Ric Flair is such an awesome celebrity, he's in a Red Alert game.

Ric "Nature Boy" does not take a Dump, He Cops a Squat!

Rick Flair eats soviets for breakfast.

Ric Flair is the only rick roller

Ric Flair and his horsemen once beat jesus and his tag partner Cowboy Bill Waltz in a 2 out of 3 bouts with the Figure 4 Leglock at Starcade 85.

You see that pin-up up there? Ric Flair brought her to life, made her 3-D, made passionate love to her, then banished her back to her 2-D non-life.

9 months later that paper pin-up gave birth to a case of copy paper.

maybe this time

Ric Flair once punched chucked Norris and lived to tell the tale.

Ric Flair always has the right amount of flair

Ric Flair played Buckwheat in "Our Gang".

Ric Flair is so awesome that Disney named Space Mountain after his innuendo, even though he wouldn't coin the phrase for some years yet.

When Ric Flair was asked to be in the game, he told them that he would like to play himself. The developers than asked "Why would Ric Flair be fighting in a war?" Ric Flair response was "Why wouldn't I?".

What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?

Ric Flair claps.

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Ric Flair walk into a bar. The bar promptly explodes, because no one building on earth can handle that much awesomeness.

why Quebec is excluded just wondering...

Because of legal reasons. I know not why this is the case, I just know it to be the case.

Loto-Quebec.
Blame the government.
Ça fait chier, non?

Quebec had trouble with enough fly-by-night "contests" and lotteries that they require a license to do those sort of things. The paperwork required is tenuous and much greater than what a fly-by-night operator would want to do in their limited time frame.

Basically, most lotteries available in that province are through Loto-Quebec

Ric Flair uses human rib bones for toothpicks.

Rick Flair doesn't need more flair on his uniform. He is the Flair.

Ric Flair WOOOOOOOED at Chuck Norris to block his round house kick to the face.

Of course, Ric Flair doesn't need to block Chuck Norris. He simply want Chuck Norris to realize, yet again, that he was inferior.

Ric Flair is named the nature boy because he cleans up all of nature's mess. (i.e. Hulk Hogan)

Huh ..hUH ?? see what I did there !!

Contrary to popular belief, it was not Moses whom parted the Red Sea. It was actually Ric Flair whom delivered a chop to the Sea followed by a WOOOOO!

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