We all have enemies. Whether you're Dr. Eggman or Bowser, Cobra Commander or Solid Snake, you've likely faced an adversary in your life. Well, what better way to take someone down than with kindness? And the kind of kindness that hides
excellent deception, at that! Here's our guide to using the PS2's new price to get back at the kid who gave you a wedgie in front of the whole school at recess back in 2nd grade. Enjoy, but supply your own maniacal laughter.
"PlayStation 2" - What better way to get back at someone than to give them
a fake, wooden PS2? Retailers have been seeing them for a while now, and unless your enemy is a cashier at Best Buy, they likely won't know what hit them. Doubly so if you
actually hit them with a wooden PS2.
$9.27 - Buy supplies from Home Depot
Haze (PS3) -
Haze on the PS3 didn't sell too well. In fact, you can get this for about $8 and change from
Amazon Marketplace, if you don't mind buying used. You'll enjoy the puzzled look on their face when you hand them a copy of a PS3 game for their PS2 system that is a P.O.S.
$8.82 -
Buy from Amazon Marketplace
Nyko's iTYPE 2 controller - If you managed to track one of
these bad boys down, then you must
really hate this person, because they're
not easy to come by. Featuring
long controller is long technology, there's also a keypad built in for those
Everquest games nobody plays anymore.
$14.50 -
Buy from eStarland.com
Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown - This is a great choice for many reasons. For one, it's a
Bad Boys video game. Also, it's the
sequel to a
Bad Boys video game, meaning your enemy will be lost as far as plot and characters go. Finally, it's just
a bad game.
$9.90 -
Buy from Gamestop
$140.73 Circuit City Gift Card - Give your enemies the gift of choice. How will they spend this gift card? Will they use it as incredibly uncomfortable toilet paper? Or will they try, desperately, to use it at Best Buy?
$140.73 -
Buy from eBay
"PlayStation 2" - $9.27
Haze (PS3) - $8.82
Nyko iType 2 controller - $14.50
Bad Boys II: Miami Takedown - $9.90
Circuit City Gift Card - $140.73
TOTAL COST: $183.22
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