April Fools: Chains of Olympus contains hidden 'Cube of War' mode
by Randy Nelson 
{ Apr 1st 2009 at 8:05PM } 
RAD isn't saying how the deal to get the Cube in the game -- and out of Portal -- was struck, but it does have instructions on unlocking this tasty (like cake) triumph: "if you finish Chains of Olympus in god mode, no upgrades, and collect all the urns of power twice without dying you open up the companion cube as a hidden character." If you can muster that, we'd consider it a huge success. If you can't, at least watch what you're missing after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
sony boy @ Apr 1st 2009 8:08PM
lol, saw it at GT, it's frikin awesome!!
Zamzoph @ Apr 1st 2009 8:14PM
Cube of War...
Cubeofwar...
Cubivore!
joeman @ Apr 1st 2009 9:47PM
I was just thinking about portal.
Hyams @ Apr 1st 2009 8:25PM
PORTAL MEMES INCOMING.
Ninja_Nun @ Apr 1st 2009 8:31PM
Maybe in god of war 3....
THAT WAS A JOKE! HAHA FAT CHANCE!
pat1202003 @ Apr 1st 2009 8:42PM
The cake is not a lie, but take the cake and you die!
Mister Bogus (Mr. ESC) @ Apr 1st 2009 9:23PM
The fake footage ends there? I was wondering how the sex minigame would work with the cube...
Sly (PSN slycooper_rocker) @ Apr 1st 2009 9:57PM
kratos loves those boxes.
David @ Apr 1st 2009 9:29PM
I always knew that frakking cube was a killer...to think I held it in my hands...
Triscuit @ Apr 1st 2009 10:16PM
Technically, you held it in a gravity field. Not in your hands. Just sayin.
David @ Apr 1st 2009 10:49PM
yeah it's true...I actually thought about that before posting but it wasn't funny to say that I held it in a gravity gun...
atastysammich @ Apr 1st 2009 9:32PM
Let's play a drinking game! Take a shot for every comment on the video over on YouTube that mentions cakes and/or the validity of the existence of said cakes.
fred @ Apr 1st 2009 9:40PM
Do you want everyone to die of alcohol poisoning!?
Sly (PSN slycooper_rocker) @ Apr 1st 2009 9:55PM
this was a triumph. i'm making a note here - huge success. it's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
jchensor @ Apr 1st 2009 11:07PM
Am I the only one? Or does that cube look absolutely adorable beating up on all those guys?
BPMOmega [gamertag] @ Apr 2nd 2009 2:26AM
In an abstract sort of way, yes.
BPMOmega [gamertag] @ Apr 2nd 2009 2:27AM
That's ALMOST believable.
TM @ Apr 2nd 2009 10:44AM
that would be a kick ass skin. I wish they had put more collectibles in there.
djratchet @ Apr 2nd 2009 5:05PM
They should TOTALLY make that DLC lol
...I'd buy it! xD
Kelly @ Apr 6th 2009 7:53PM
Sweet