Update: When asked if the weapon would be unlockable in the final game, Volition's community manager told us, "We're just waiting to see what the community reaction is and we'll proceed from there." Well, what are you waiting for, community? React!
(Not?) April Fools: Red Faction Guerrilla gains 'Ostrich Hammer'
by Christopher Grant 
on Apr 1st 2009 4:50PM
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Update: When asked if the weapon would be unlockable in the final game, Volition's community manager told us, "We're just waiting to see what the community reaction is and we'll proceed from there." Well, what are you waiting for, community? React!
Reader Comments (32)
Posted: Apr 1st 2009 5:10PM Drago Dracini said
... if... this is by any chance real... it just sealed my purchase... otherwise I'm not interested XD til i play a demo anyway.
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Posted: Apr 1st 2009 5:22PM (Unverified) said
If this does get included (aside from being awesome) it will surely incite the wrath of PETA. At which point we can all laugh at the joystiq post about PETA trying to defend the rights of fictional ostriches.
(See you all there).
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(See you all there).
Posted: Apr 1st 2009 5:37PM Havok said
I suppose PETA will try to make a game in which people are used as bludgeoning weapons.
But still ostrich hammer is inferior to
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-GATORFIGHT&Category_Code=RB
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But still ostrich hammer is inferior to
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=RB-GATORFIGHT&Category_Code=RB
Posted: Apr 1st 2009 8:27PM Negativecool said
No, I'M the one that continually upvotes him.
Dumbass.
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Dumbass.
Posted: Apr 1st 2009 6:45PM (Unverified) said
*pulls $60 out of wallet and sets it aside for this game*
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Posted: Apr 1st 2009 7:14PM PoisonFacecamo said
OMFG! that is the best thing ever! i would so love to be running around killing people with an ostrich!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 1:27PM (Unverified) said
great stuff.
would be fun to actually see it in the game
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would be fun to actually see it in the game
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