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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:25PM Rhamsey said

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females should get boob slapped
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:09PM ch3burashka said

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Perhaps a 'Vag Shot'?

I've played it and it is very bland and rip-offy. However, so damn addicting, thanks to the money system. Or maybe it's my addicting personality.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:46PM (Unverified) said

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You can't hurt a girl by hitting her boobs or vagina. Gotta go for the uterus. So I think there should be a uterus shot naturally.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:56PM Arrowned said

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Actually you CAN hurt a girl bit hitting her boobs or vagina, as they still have nerve endings in spades. You just won't hurt them anywhere near as much as a shot to the nuts.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 10:41PM Tiptup300 said

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Motorboat

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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 11:06PM Scratchcard said

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Childbirth?
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 12:46PM (Unverified) said

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@morisato

thanks for the link,
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 8:42AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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White Dragon.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 8:48AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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There should be an insta-kill if you use the knife on them: Beav Cleave.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 10:29AM Blaquebeird said

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You punch girls in the stomach for BABY MAKER!
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 4:38PM Saria the Cat said

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:( Boob slaps can hurt. A LOT. Vagina punches less so.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:26PM RobAccomando said

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sex and violence all rolled up into one!!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:29PM Pure Black World Tendency said

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What a bunch of pussies.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 11:51PM holyice7 said

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I'm ashamed that they used English walnuts for the graphic. That's not manly. Use a pair of black walnuts, like REAL men use as testicular analogues.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:30PM Brett from Atlanta said

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"butters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick!"
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:34PM (Unverified) said

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Did anyone else notice they were shooting a Canadian?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:37PM (Unverified) said

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stupid PR! Don't they know that all Canadians lack proper reproductive organs?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:38PM Shmil said

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eh?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:38PM MarkezJM said

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Do they reproduce by budding then, or something?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:48PM (Unverified) said

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some are asexual, some release spores. Depends if you're dealing with a francophone or a canuck
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:52PM LaughingTarget said

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The Canadian reproductive cycle:

1. Beer is consumed.
2. Hockey is played.
3. Teeth are knocked out.
4. Teeth sprout into a new Canuck.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:58PM (Unverified) said

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seems I've been bested at my own game.

http://www.emob.fr/dotclear/images/2009_mars/clap.gif
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:26PM TheDarkWayne said

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that guy is really into his clapping
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:56PM KinseySS said

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Its cause our Canadian nuts are so much bigger than the average man. So there's bigger surface area to shoot at. Which leaves us at a disadvantage at this game clearly, but is used as a good example.

How bout a "Clit Shot!" for the girls. That's a very sensitive spot.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:36PM MarkezJM said

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My funny bone is not tickled. I must be an old fuddy duddy, because that seems pretty stupid.

I guess I shouldn't really talk, being that I'm playing through a game that gives you an achievment for amassing 100 nut shots.

PS - SR2 I love you, don't ever change.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:36PM (Unverified) said

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BigDownload ran this news last week. Maybe add them to your RSS =P
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:39PM WiredKnight said

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"helps the game stand out from all of the other FPS titles on the market..."

...by making it a ridiculous laughingstock that no one will play for any reason than this childish little gimmick?
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:42PM (Unverified) said

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Combat Arms is a fun game, and it's free. Try it before you bash it.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 12:25AM WiredKnight said

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Fair enough. I just hate seeing "features" added to a game simply to gain a little more attention. Especially when they're so low-brow.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:40PM Sly C said

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i love that icon
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:42PM (Unverified) said

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Combat Arms became a terrible game, unfortunately. Now, I'm not saying the game is bad, but the community is downright terrible, not because people trashtalk, but because people freaking hack ALL THE FREAKIN TIME. The game was good before all the hacks were discovered/made, back in November/December, however now you'll be lucky if you can find a game with 5 or more people in it in which nobody hacks.

It's unfortunate that there was actually a really good free online shooter out there, that turned to crap just because of hacking...
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:25PM CJLopez said

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Well dude, count me as lucky, cuz since this last 2 patches, i merely had found a speedhacker which are the most common and easy to install hacks

I had run through 28 straigh games withouth encountering a hacker

I ya look for me, my IGN is CJX3M
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 1:15PM Hedgeson said

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It seems this latest patch is holding a little longer against hackers. I haven't met one since.
If you don't want hacker, just play right after patches.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:42PM Solid Jackal said

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BOOBSHOT!
or
HOEDOWN!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:44PM MarkezJM said

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BUTTHOLEBLAST!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:46PM Erdie said

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I remember an old UT mod that added "Crotchshot". Had the announcer and everything.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:40PM MasterYogurt said

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I was about to mention that.

The screaming of "Crotchshot!" was absolutely perfect. What a fantastic game...
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 12:49AM Vidikron said

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LOL... I played that. During kill streaks instead of saying things like "Dominating" the announcer would say stuff like "Crotch Master!". It was good for a laugh.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:49PM easo said

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"If you're playing a female character, however, you're immune to the Nut Shot"

Two Words:
ovarian delight
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:31PM Premature ejaculation man said

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I was gonna post with something as crude as scrambled eggs. But somehow, it just sounds a whole lot more disgusting than what you wrote.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 7:55PM DBuckEye said

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I saw that this had nut shots in an ad yesterday, so I started playing it again for the first time in months and the experience is definitely better on the whole.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:02PM Desolation33 said

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The nutshot was done in Saints Row 2. Although that isn't an FPS... Still, this game posted above isn't the first to include such a thing.
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:27PM CJLopez said

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Actually, there are some post over the forums of combat arms were they claim that also girls had been nutshoted.

I hand't had the chance to nutshot a girl yet, but still, but shots are harder to headshots, the hitbox is quite small and doens't count always.

Just yesterday, i shooted someone on the ass from below and headshooted him.
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Posted: Apr 3rd 2009 8:46AM xGeneral DEATHxDEETH82 said

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Hitbox?





BRILLIANT!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:32PM Premature ejaculation man said

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I love games where I can bust a nut
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:26PM TheDarkWayne said

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HIYO!
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 8:57PM Garrett said

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I weep for humanity
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:00PM sinai said

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TTP !!!!
8=====D
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Posted: Apr 2nd 2009 9:59PM jhowlett said

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bird fucked! wait different game. but i like this idea. i've unload full mags on players crotches, it should have an effect
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