Russia's Cosmodrome and the Strategic Petroleum Reserve in Richton, Miss. are the pair of new battlegrounds in question, letting players visit the former Soviet Union's equivalent of Cape Canaveral and the place where they make Vaseline. What? Oh, it's not that kind of petroleum? Sadly, player-requested voice commands such as "Make me a sammich!" and "Get bent!" have not been included along with the maps. Those we'd pay for.