, speaking to a group of (likely excited) game journalists, broke the hard truth last week during GDC 2009
: "I was trying to figure out how you would throw down the controller and pick up the guitar," he said. MTV Multiplayer
is reporting that Mr. Schafer then told the group there are "no plans" for guitar controller compatibility in the upcoming Double Fine-developed, EA-published game.
We've got one question for you, Mr. Schafer: WHAT?!
But rather than mull over the fact that we won't be literally
melting enemies' faces In Brütal Legend
with our plastic guitars -- a travesty, no doubt about it -- we'll instead spend our time once again perusing the gallery of screens below, looking forward to its eventual release.