Joyswag: The Dishwasher Dead Samurai [update]

Update: The entry period has closed. Congrats to our winners Wesley, Odog4ever and pibs.

We're certain there are a few Xbox Live Arcade enthusiasts out there who really want to purchase this week's release of The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai, but just can't afford it. (Thanks, crappy economy.) Knowing that and being privileged enough to have industry connections, we put together this Joyswag giveaway to award three readers a copy of The Dishwasher. What can we say? We're cool like that.

To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment on this post sharing your tip for getting dirty dishes sparkling clean
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
Limit 1 entry per person
This entry period ends at 11:00 pm ET on Friday, April 3
We'll randomly choose 3 winners at that time to receive a redemption code for The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai (ARV: $10). Please check your email!

Also, be sure to to look out for the entire Dishwasher dev team (read: James Silva) playing on Xbox Live this Saturday as part of the Game with Developers program.

Reader Comments (477)

I got married.

All dishes become clean when you scrub them in a circular motion.

Give them to my wife.

Live in a restaurant.

Eat out...

Leave them on the counter till someone complains about them. Then tell them to do them. Works most of the time.

I wash them in the blood of my enemies. Human blood is a much better dish-cleaner than you would think.

Just set the dishes on the floor & let the dogs lick them clean...shiny!

Trashbag + new dishes.

Works every time.

Smack my wife around till I can see myself in them.

dishes, i use paper plates, just throw the mess away

Paper plates. Problem solved.

Explosion!

soap

I get dirty dishes sparkly clean by placing a rather thin and clear layer of plastic wrap on top of all my dishes. Then when I am done consuming all of my delicious meat byproducts I simply remove the plastic layer and I have a clean plate. Not just a clean plate, but a sparkly clean plate.

I let them all pile up then when there is none left I get the power washer out.

Lick them clean

2 meat cleavers, obviously

Using a... dishwasher with Jet Dry

eat out all the time

Dismemberments. Lots and lots of dismemberments.

Use a sponge.

A god's mouth is cleaner than you may think. Let them lick the dishes.

Throw the dishes in the garbage then buy new ones.

i can haz?

I use Mr. Sparkle of course! He makes everything all sparkely-clean.

Obviously, you have the maid clean them up.

Soap and water usually work for me.

;-)

Give them to YOUR wife

Put em in the dishwasher...

I leave them next to my massive speakers and just wait for the bass to do the cleaning.

I use my purple monkey dishwasher.

that's what the dog is for.

buy new ones

psyched to play this game... ive been looking for a reason to put down gears of war 2

dishwasher... duh

frisby them into a lake. its fun..

Paper plates, cups, and plastic silverware.

Use dishwasher

Two words: spit shine

Dirty dishes? Chew orbit, for a good clean feeling... You Lint licker you.

Have penguins wash them.

What are dishes?......

to add this great game The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai to my memory

I would like to unlock the Peter Moore achievement, please

Pizza. And lots of it. SEriously, it works. Just cook up some pizza, more than you think you'll need, and just slather it on those dishes. They'll be sparkly in no time.

Wait til someone else does them.

Use an Energy Star(R) dishwasher and save the earth.

Elbow Grease................and dish detergent

Hot water, soap and a sponge; then you wash them.

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