Joyswag: The Dishwasher Dead Samurai [update]

Update: The entry period has closed. Congrats to our winners Wesley, Odog4ever and pibs.

We're certain there are a few Xbox Live Arcade enthusiasts out there who really want to purchase this week's release of The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai, but just can't afford it. (Thanks, crappy economy.) Knowing that and being privileged enough to have industry connections, we put together this Joyswag giveaway to award three readers a copy of The Dishwasher. What can we say? We're cool like that.

To enter this giveaway:

Leave a comment on this post sharing your tip for getting dirty dishes sparkling clean
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
Limit 1 entry per person
This entry period ends at 11:00 pm ET on Friday, April 3
We'll randomly choose 3 winners at that time to receive a redemption code for The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai (ARV: $10). Please check your email!

Also, be sure to to look out for the entire Dishwasher dev team (read: James Silva) playing on Xbox Live this Saturday as part of the Game with Developers program.

Reader Comments (477)

Get my cats to lick the dishes clean.

Half-ass rinse them and into the dishwasher they go. My dishwasher has a mouth like the JetDry commercial that goes "yum yum yum" when I pour the liquid into it. Upon closing the door to the dishwasher the Mr JetDry mouth spews his liquid throughout the dishwasher making my dishes sparkly clean except that one time the powerball from the powerball tab came loose and clogged Mr. JetDry's mouth.

Dishwasher...

The best way to get dishes clean is leaving them in the sink until your mom does them.

Give 'em to the kids or dog.

The dog seems to lick them pretty clean, why, is that not how you do it?

Use the dog.

Use a dishwasher...

Extremely hot water soak, then my cats lick them clean.

I let them soak for a bit.

When I lived in Fiji, I ate off banana leaves.

let the dog clean 'em

throw them in the corner

Washing them with dish soap? Lulz.

Bleach

go to your neighbors house, and pull the old switcherroo. thats how mine are always spotless.

Wait, you guys cleans your plates? I always figured that finishing off a meal by licking every square inch of the plate clean was as good as it could get.

I played the demo, great game.

One word..........soap.

Paper plates

Return them to walmart. They'll take anything.....

lots of HCl and lava

that's exactly why you own a dog

I'll do the dishes

dishwasher

Use them for target practice then buy new ones

Best way to clean them is to lick them.

I love scrubs and Lost, i'm a winner!!

quickest way to clean dishes:

Urine

Just give Mr. Clean a call. His Bald shiny head shows his effectiveness in the cleaning industry.

Use paper plates, or sheets of paper like us poor college kids do.

Soak the dishes initially in ripping-hot soapy water.

Industrial lasers.

get the kids to do them, never too early

dog

Plates? What are those?

Yeah, I got married too. THey are nice and sparkly now.

Wash them?

paper plates + trashbin = clean dishes.

Use paper plates, then no cleaning required.

I like to soak them in a swimming pool filled with car batteries.

Just use paper plate and you won't have anything to clean.

i pour water on them

Stick them in the DISHWASHER

I use my own bodily fluids.

i rinse them off real good with the sprayer, load em into the washer, do a rinse cycle then a full wash cycle.
then when there done i sprinkle magic dust on the whole load!

Jetdry

Dirty dishes?

I let the dogs take over... they'll lick it into cleanliness.

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