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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:04PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Woukd say first but im not gey anywho

Ill be importing the Blu-ray version if i have the cash, the demo shall defo...rock my world? lol

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:05PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Inporting*
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:06PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Had it wright the first tim lol,
Import*

(Im so gonna get down posted for that *Sigh* )
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:06PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Right*


(ROFL)
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:19PM (Unverified) said

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I have never seen so much fail come from one person in such a short amount of time. Please remove all reproductive organs to avoid future generations having to go through this.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:58PM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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@ Moptimus

lol +1

Its late & dark, im tired.

Maybe i have set some sort of fail record lol.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:01PM (Unverified) said

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I hope the interwebz realizes i was joking, and not that im a giant asshole.

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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:22PM (Unverified) said

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+1

Something about a harmless drunk stumbling through the door to sit down and tell his tale of excitement for FFXIII reminds me of me. :D

+1 more for stating once and for all that "firsts" are indeed gey.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 12:57AM Vcize said

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That was the single greatest string of posts in Joystiq history.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 1:18AM Courtney said

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Moptimus, I voted you up because I agreed with you, don't go all softy on this.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 9:00AM PedoJokerBear said

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+1 for the fact that he misspelled Oreo in his username. ya drunk bastid!
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:06PM (Unverified) said

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If you wanted over an hours worth of gameplay and story, just watch Advent Children

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 12:26AM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said

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Ya but we want GOOD story.
*Runs like hell*
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 10:44PM dartmerc said

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haha awesome
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 10:03AM LokeSTL said

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*picks up oversized machete and chases after*
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:06PM Typicalgamer said

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let's get crazy!!!

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:07PM krlowz said

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anybody know if advent children will be released in the states?

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:54PM Newfiescreech16 said

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Advent Children: Complete you mean Advent Children is out already I got it on DVD. this is a must but i'll wait to see if the North American version will have the demo if it dont then ill import the Japan version
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:09PM Vongola X said

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"gamers will get to experience an hour's worth of FFXIII gameplay and story."
WOW! I want the demo now...

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:21PM (Unverified) said

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Really? It looks like Squall Leonhart only with a receding hairline and fewer belts
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:22PM (Unverified) said

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BOB SAGET
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:14PM (Unverified) said

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Obligatory "is that a guy or girl" comment.

I really wish they would ditch the turn based system altogether. It's so archaic and besides, when you're fighting with someone you don't ask them to wait so you can think about what you're going to do. I just can't go back to these types of games until they ditch the turn based system.

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:16PM KylHu said

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At least, for once, it's actually a girl.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:17PM (Unverified) said

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Yeah I know. I'm just having a little fun with the squeenix fanboys since I know that agitates them :P
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:23PM (Unverified) said

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Really? It looks like Squall Leonhart only with a receding hairline and fewer belts
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:56PM atrimus said

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um, because then it would just be a western-rpg developed by a Japanese company. just becuase some of us (yes, me included) enjoy the Mass Effects, the Oblivions, the Fallou...err...Oblivions, the KOTORs etc., doesn't mean we despise good old fashion turn-based jrpg goodness.

besides, from all appearances Squenix has fine-tuned (aka, mmorpg'ed) FFXIII's battle system enough to cater to western audiences.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:02PM (Unverified) said

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You can have a jrpg without turn based battles. It's the japanese lack of creativity that's the reason why they haven't even tried. They try this terrible half and half hybrid that turns into a grindfest that makes WoW seem tame.

If jrpgs are ever going to evolve out of this 5+ year rut they're in, they need a complete makeover. WRPGs evolved during this generation, and the result is massive success.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:41PM (Unverified) said

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Tales isn't turn based...
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:57PM In A World said

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@tmacairjordan87: "They try this terrible half and half hybrid that turns into a grindfest that makes WoW seem tame"

On the other hand you can totally turn into an unstoppable killing machine simply by mashing the A button for a couple hours on --oh let's say-- Star Ocean 4. Just crack open a beer, listen to the Joystiq podcast, and play Oregon Trail on iPhone all at the same time... not that I've ever done that or anything... I'm just saying... you could...

btw, Reimi on Star Ocean 4 totally looks like a chick... and the world is a better place because of it.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 4:53AM (Unverified) said

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Sorry, but I wish they would revert back to the FFX's turn-style system instead. I play this type of games to relax, to think about my strategy, NOT looking for an adrenaline rush -- otherwise, why bother even having so many different elements and affectations? Just mash the heck out of the X button and be done with it.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:20PM Ranus Studios said

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"gamers can expect to see a storyline similar in scope to FFVI"

Excellent! I am of the firm opinion that VI is the best of the series, regardless of the flaming that this belief may bring upon me.

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:23PM SoulBlade said

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i was going to post something similar, but instead ill just vote you up.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:28PM Laser Sanchez said

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VI is not flame bait, it's awesome. My favorite too.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:57PM RKN said

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6 is the best modafuckas.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:01PM Newfiescreech16 said

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VI,VII and X are my top 3 favs I have a hard time putting the 3 in any order. But VI is the Final Fantasy game i've played through the most. It's just got soo many memorable moments & considering it lacked Voices or evne CG cutscenes thats pretty amazing. No other FF game has come close to having such a Great selection of charactors to use, or such a great selection of summons for that matter either
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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The Cgi fest has turned the FF series from greatness to overcovered trash, starting with the LULZ story of 7.

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:57PM ailurus74 said

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Wait, wait...

You say the "CGI fest" is turning the FF series into trash, "starting with the LULZ story of 7."

So...starting with 7's story, CGI has brought the quality of the overall series down for each game afterward..? Am I missing something here? Or are you just bashing on 7 because its the cool thing to do, even though it had absolutely nothing to do with your original statement?
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:02PM Sly C said

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7 had a great story. not one of the best out of the story, but i liked it.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:03PM Sly C said

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uhh... *series* not 'story'
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:14PM SheppyReturns said

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God I love this bullshit concept. "Final Fantasy used to be about FANTASY and no cut-scenes."

First, about the fantasy issue. Final Fantasy, has always had giant robots, mechanical towers, airships, magitek armor, and giant roving castles. All FFVII did in this regard was create, for the first time in the series, a coherent world in regards to technology levels.

Second, about the CGI cut-scenes. RPGs are about WHAT? Oh yes, stories. So whether this is told by a bearded Cid jumping up and down and spinning to show he's working on an airship or a fully rendered Cid piloting the Highwind, IT IS NO DIFFERENT. Both are non interactive and serve the purpose to pushing forward the story. Complaining about CGI and better cutscenes in general is the rough equivelant of saying, "Man fuck thiese developers that want to make use of new technology to make a better game. Games were better when all they had was text."
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 11:16PM (Unverified) said

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Video games were better before electricity anyway.
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Posted: Apr 7th 2009 11:17AM (Unverified) said

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Bashing on 7 because it's when they obviously started caring more about gimmicky cgi cutscenes more than the story itself, or the in engine gfx. FF7 is basically a parody of everything awful with anime style Jrpgs made real.
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 9:28PM (Unverified) said

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A storyline similar in scope to FFVI? Thats a bold claim. A VERY bold claim....Joystiq, you just set the bar that much higher.

Posted: Apr 6th 2009 10:47PM (Unverified) said

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Amen. FFVI may be very hard to match, but if it is matched, this may be the best FF yet. (Notice the "may", cause it still has to beat FFTactics, which is the true best FF game imho)
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Posted: Apr 6th 2009 11:46PM (Unverified) said

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All the early reports totally said the demo would be multiple hours long... seems like a waste of money IMO. Advent Children is just such a painful movie to me that I don't think I could force myself to do it, even if FFXIII ends up being an amazing game (I hope it is, but I'm remaining realistic and suspending my judgment)

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 12:46AM bm111 said

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I just hope it has a proper world map, and actual airships (not warp points that have a cutscene of an airship during them). And don't give me any of this "neutering the game is technical advancement" bullshit. Also, I want proper towns like in FF9, with houses that actually feel real and mean something besides just being six of the same shop spaces.

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 1:07AM jhowlett said

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right now i just want the bluray

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 2:19AM (Unverified) said

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yeah yeah yeah stop complaining about final fantasy what it used to be. now is diffirent and its good change is goold sometimes as for those who play final fantasy since day 1 we seen so much changes in battle system but alright 12 was not bad since i got already used to the system on 11 online been playing 7 years now and still am and a good thing i hear that FF13 battle system will be like FFX

and lighting dosent look anything like squall.


Although today’s news confirms what many have already speculated, it is still very intriguing! Tetsuya Nomura recently sat down with Dengeki Magazine to chat it up about Final Fantasy XIII’s battle system. The game appears to have a lot of strategy, with players having to choose their actions wisely, even within a single turn.

Players can use the characters and chain attacks together, however you can also interrupt that chain at any time during the execution of said chain and add a new attack and/or move to it. More powerful attacks, such as high level Magic - example: Firaga, will cost an entire turn whereas weaker attacks or low level Magic can be used in chains/multiple attacks at a single time.

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 7:25AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Im thinking 13 Versus is the version for Emos?

Game looks to be great, the sooner it releases, the better.

Posted: Apr 7th 2009 8:27AM (Unverified) said

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lighning looks smoking HOT

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