Stalin vs. Martians coming on April 20
by Justin McElroy 
{ Apr 8th 2009 at 1:15PM } 
No, what really excites us is that we almost forgot to post the "All Hail Stalinator" trailer that you'll find right after the break, and we're just not sure we could have lived with ourselves if we hadn't had an opportunity to share it.
Gallery: Stalin vs. Martians
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Boshrap @ Apr 8th 2009 1:19PM
That dancing girl made this video damn near unwatchable.
Deeznuts420 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:26PM
and by unwatchable he means extremely watchable
PR0F3TA @ Apr 8th 2009 1:27PM
you mean the gameplay made that video damn near unwatchable.
Dopple Boppler @ Apr 8th 2009 1:19PM
Is that girl like 12 or something? For my sake I hope not. Dear God I hope not.
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Apr 8th 2009 1:32PM
What, you mean I'm not the only one?
MrEverdred01 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:46PM
Yeah wtf that dance seems a little too racy for a girl that age. Also, what does a 12 year old girl have to do with Stalin fighting martians? After this video, they'd have a hard time convincing me the 4/20 release date wasn't intentional.
on an unrelated note, DUNGEON MAN! Nice icon, Dopple Boppler. EarthBound fans are rare to come by.
Dopple Boppler @ Apr 8th 2009 8:22PM
Ha, thanks. And equal props to your Everdred picture. Earthbounders, unite!
fffunfarm06 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:21PM
i just bought 2 grams of kush today cause my friend is getting off probation. we are going to smoke up a chimney and think about playing this 4-20 game.
fffunfarm06 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:22PM
go ahead and delete my comment, but that game looks dumb. im sorry
PR0F3TA @ Apr 8th 2009 1:24PM
i have about 3 grams of White Widdow, a Hash blunt and 2 grams of haze.... and a dime bag of Mango Pina (regs ewww)
as for what i'm playing that day... i have about 10 people coming over. So CALL OF DUTY, HALO, LITTLE BIG PLANET, SKATE 2, ROCK BAND and maybe SINGSTAR if the females feel like getting down.
what will you be playing?
Markez @ Apr 8th 2009 1:27PM
go ahead and delete the 3 comments above me, but they look dumb. im sorry
Otis Whitaker @ Apr 8th 2009 1:32PM
I agree with Markez.
Reminds me of people in High school who'd talk about drinking and say "I'M GUNNA GET FUUUUUUUUUCKED UP THIS WEEKEND!"
Insight @ Apr 8th 2009 1:34PM
I know a certain poster whose going to throw a tissy when he sees these comments.
Maybe he'll finally throw himself off his high horse.
PR0F3TA @ Apr 8th 2009 1:44PM
@Otis Whitaker
and you remind me of the kid who sat in the back of the lunch room when i was yelling "I'M GUNNA GET FUUUUUUUUUCKED UP THIS WEEKEND!"
while ""I' GOT FUUUUUUUUUCKED UP THIS WEEKEND" you spent yours in a mix between online porn and a super cereal forum discussion on what the best Final Fantasy game was.
Sterotypes are bad kids, mm'kay
fffunfarm06 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:45PM
dude SFIV.
all day baby. all day.
HighFiveJesus @ Apr 8th 2009 1:47PM
very nice, pr0feta
wow i see discussion of drugs so rarely that its funny the second its brought up, people are already complaining about our fun.
MLS @ Apr 8th 2009 1:55PM
@PR0F3TA :
The difference is, he isn't shouting about it. We all do stupid stuff, but some us are smart or modest enough not to annoy others with worthless affectations.
The Dark Wayne @ Apr 8th 2009 2:06PM
the only one who used a lameass stereotype was you profeta, if you're gonna say stereotypes are bad dont make it look like everyone who hasnt smoked pot is a fucking perverted recluse.
343 Guilty Fart @ Apr 8th 2009 2:08PM
Poke Smot guys, get it... poke smot???
TomCo @ Apr 8th 2009 7:41PM
You know I've smoked on occasion and enjoyed the odd tipple, but I've never felt the compulsion to inform joystiq, or its readers, of my unhealthy leisure persuits.
I assume it takes a "special" kind of person.
FAnchax @ Apr 8th 2009 9:52PM
did you get the new strain called super double danktastic OG kush???
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Apr 8th 2009 1:22PM
There is Legal Marijuana?
GoldN @ Apr 8th 2009 1:27PM
medical marijuana
Also, that was perhaps the best trailer I've ever seen.
HighFiveJesus @ Apr 8th 2009 1:48PM
Legal in a lot of parts of the world. Decriminalized under state laws in some parts of the US. Legal to grow in a lot of states in the US. Taxed in California.
and its usually the good stuff :)
dark_inchworm (on Steam!) dark inchworm (on XBL!) @ Apr 8th 2009 1:55PM
My question: MARIJUANA ISN'T LEGAL???? OFUCK
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Apr 8th 2009 2:17PM
lol
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Apr 8th 2009 1:29PM
EKHM! *clears throat*
...I'D HIT THAT!
HighFiveJesus @ Apr 8th 2009 1:51PM
step away from the child!
Sir Buzz Killington( The Artist formerly known as Jakka) @ Apr 8th 2009 2:05PM
She said she was 18, I swear!
F.E.F Red Fury @ Apr 8th 2009 2:10PM
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Deeznuts420 @ Apr 8th 2009 2:12PM
why dont you have a seat over here..
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Apr 8th 2009 2:32PM
@Red Fury: did you find that on youtube or did you really have that memorized word for word?? lol
F.E.F Red Fury @ Apr 8th 2009 2:38PM
@Aggie_CEO
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/
You can find it there.
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ Apr 8th 2009 2:44PM
Niiiiiiice...lol
Sly (PSN slycooper_rocker) @ Apr 8th 2009 6:04PM
jakka, that's disturbing.
pay no attention to my fancy pedobear avatar.
Brian @ Apr 8th 2009 1:34PM
well... uh...
...
yep.
TracerBullet @ Apr 8th 2009 1:40PM
I don't know how many "Why"s should be asked here...
jduke @ Apr 8th 2009 1:42PM
Can I get a link somewhere on the page that takes to something more informative than a page of Joystiq tags?
rorkimaru @ Apr 8th 2009 1:46PM
That video was so wrong. That over sexed up tween doesn't know what she's doing and anyone over fourteen is displaying a desire for a jail scentence for saying they'd "hit that".
Seriously, as bad as the pervy child manga stuff gets when it moves on to real kids it becomes all new levels of creepy
Burritoclock @ Apr 8th 2009 2:01PM
That chick is probably 48 with 4 kids, do you have documentation proving other wise?
I hardly think saying you would "do" a chick of indeterminable age in a grainy video is anywhere close to raping babies so just calm down friend.
rorkimaru @ Apr 8th 2009 3:36PM
Ok, I'm sorry but that video is very clear and that girl can't be over 13. Saying you would do her is saying you would do a thirteen year old. That is saying you would do a child and we're back to "raping babies".
Honestly, 48 with 4 kids? it's a child face facts.
L ! Z @ Apr 8th 2009 4:55PM
Excellent, rokimaru! I was going to type something similar to that, wasn't sure how to word it, scrolled up, BAM! Exactly what I wanted to say.
fffunfarm06 @ Apr 8th 2009 1:44PM
dude SFIV.
all day baby. all day.
The Dark Wayne @ Apr 8th 2009 2:03PM
I hope someone makes a mod for this as soon as it comes out that has Stalin face off against Liberty Prime
Killiam XXIII @ Apr 8th 2009 2:06PM
I. Can't. Stop. Watching. The. Dancing. Little. Girl!
Something's wrong with me! Somebody help me!
Mike @ Apr 8th 2009 2:20PM
I know what you're going through.
I think it's the fact that she's doing the shoe-ruining "feet half-way-in" dance. Maybe?
Mr Khan @ Apr 8th 2009 2:10PM
How delightfully historically insensitive.
I am starting to wonder if my laptop can run this, though. But bad experiences in running games that i was supposed to be able to tell me otherwise...
damien @ Apr 8th 2009 2:21PM
So basically this game is about cute cuddly aliens vs one of the most evil tyrants of the 20th century?
RankHypocrisy @ Apr 9th 2009 10:05AM
You obviously don't understand how this works.
Hitler = most evil human being ever in the history of the universe, and not something to joke about
Stalin = murdered at least 3x as many people, but is really not that bad. Hey, at least he's no Hitler.
F1: Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu @ Apr 8th 2009 2:21PM
If communism's this fun where do I sign up?