"It's as close to perfect as we've ever come .
- Eidos' head of UK marketing, Jon Brooke, on Batman: Arkham Asylum
So, there you have it, Arkham Asylum will be better than 25 To Life, Chili Con Carnage, Daikatana, Deathtrap Dungeon, Revenant, Cutthroats: Terror on the High Seas, Fighting Force, Reservoir Dogs, Mad Maestro, Spider: The Video Game, Top Trumps Adventures: Horror and Predators, Virtual Resort: Spring Break, Way of the Samurai and Chuck Rock.
Start polishing those GOTYs, people.
[And yeah, we know we ignored Hitman, Tomb Raider and Soul Reaver to serve our gag. Sorry.]