Shake yourselves from your Peep-filled slumbers, dearest readers -- it is time once again for you to sally forth into the great unknown in a tireless quest for boundless eminence. And by "great unknown," we mean our back catalog of news posts from the past two months. And by "boundless eminence," we mean ... well, we mean boundless eminence.
Veterans of last year's Great Egg Hunt likely already know the score. Hidden across five posts from the past sixty days are tiny Easter JPEggs. The first person to locate all five and leave a comment in this post containing all five of the headlines (or URLs) of the egg-infused posts wins a prize more precious than any tangible treasure known to mankind -- a Brush With Fame on the next Joystiq podcast, which, as you may know, has over a billion subscribers. We suggest starting your search with the five clues solutions we've posted after the jump.
While you're crawling through our overly verbose muck in search of painted, yolk-filled spheroids, perhaps you could also try and find out why the Xbox 360's sales shot up 61 percent in a single week. It could be due to the Japanese release of 11 Eyes: Cross Over, but we're thinking it might just be a good ol' fashioned Easter miracle.
- DSi: 53,680
3,721 (6.48%)- PSP: 48,118
6,030 (11.14%)- PS3: 20,362
2,463 (10.79%) - Wii: 15,525
1,751 (10.14%)- DS Lite: 8,729
321 (3.82%)- Xbox 360: 7,812
2,963 (61.11%)- PS2: 5,394
148 (2.82%)[Source: Media Create]
See: The eggcellent archives
- If you can't find this first egg, F**K YOU. (C'mon. This one was easy.)
- This egg's been tryin' to call its baby, but it can't get a single sound. (Lyrics from Texas Flood, featured in recent Rock Band DLC.)
- We can't claim credit for this egg. It was actually the brainchild of Mr. Albert L. Marsh. (Who, as it just so happens, invented the toaster.)
- You know what this egg would taste delicious with? Some fresh roasted space potatoes. (Which is, of course, a sketch from The Whitest Kids 'U Know.)
- This final egg helped James Howlett choreograph a breathtaking Broadway medley. (Buckle up: James Howlett is the real name of Wolverine, who was portrayed by Hugh Jackman, who sang Broadway tunes at the Oscars, where a hardcore WoW player won an award.)
