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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:06PM linkario said

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yeah, but have you ever played this game.... ON WEED!
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:13PM Haggard said

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Reccomendations for the above:

WoW, GTA, Peggle, Assassin's Creed
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:17PM Sly C said

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add in patapon...
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:23PM Sly C said

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come to think of it, add rez and everyday shooter.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:25PM PR0F3TA said

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+1 Internet for John Stewart reference

+5 Internets for Half-Baked reference
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:26PM Haggard said

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Flower, plus I'd imagine Crysis would be quite fun too.

Though I think you'd just spend most of your time throwing crabs into the air and punching down trees.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:32PM Sly C said

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noby noby boy, locoroco 1/2, bloons tower defense 3... the list goes on.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:33PM PR0F3TA said

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oh and since people are stating their fav game to play while on the devils lettuce here are my top 3: Fallout 3, Grand Theft Auto 4 and Shadow of The Colossus

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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:37PM Sly C said

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i was about to say SotC. but i decided the ones i said are better for the feeling.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:44PM iHavePants said

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any game
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:10PM MystileArmor said

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Unlockable Character: Ozzy Osbourne?

"Sharon.... where the f%#k is my f%$kin' burrito?"
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:15PM MarkezJM said

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Actually I bet it'll be exactly like that, except instead of acid, weed, and downers there will be cute lil icons for bibles, pamphlets, hugs, and NBC afterschool specials on VHS.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:16PM Llamaegg said

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BeWoWed?

Possibly the move addictive game of all time?
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:20PM MystileArmor said

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....well we got atleast one person who could benefit from it.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:21PM (Unverified) said

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I always felt that if I had millions of dollars I'd give $1 million dollars to someone to make me a game. If the next Shenmue could somehow be made for $1 million, instead of $70 million like the first one,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmXVco0Bkyk

then I would give that money to Yu Suzuki.

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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:22PM MystileArmor said

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..and another one!
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:29PM Haggard said

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Well, you don't have to worry about marketing, manufacturing or research.

Basically whenever they're stuck, they just phone you up and ask: "Giant enemy crabs: yay or nay?"
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:32PM Foetoid said

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I would give Namco Bandai 1 Million dollars to port Tales of Symphonia from GC to Wii and do a bloody good job of the port, even initially reading save files from GC memory card. That way everyone gets to play last-gens best RPG.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 1:10AM Levi Partridge said

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And I'm sure Namco Bandai would happily take that one million to somehow find a way for people to play Tales of Symphonia on a Wii Foetoid.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:24PM (Unverified) said

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I feel like the way this game would work is if the players got an addiction to playing it. How does this work?
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:25PM spin cycle said

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DopeWars foreva.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:34PM Sly C said

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a mega man-esque game where you fight bosses that are based on drugs would kick ass.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:41PM isaacwaller said

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Sexist.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:44PM (Unverified) said

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legalize it...
don't criticize it!
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:47PM (Unverified) said

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Early Prediction: This game will suck.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 1:34AM BigD145 said

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Early prediction: no science or real data of any sort will be included in the game.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:52PM ScottG13 said

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Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen. Though I guess I prefer games vs. prisons. Still, can we all agree that the War on Drugs has failed and get on with our lives and tax dollars. (US centric comment, of course)
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 11:20PM (Unverified) said

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Well, it's good to know where our money is going towards during this recession.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:56PM chispito said

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Well I hope it's a cool game.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 9:59PM kevinski said

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How about a proper sequel to NARC, please?
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:00PM Draugdraugr said

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As always they'll load it with misinformation and then everyone will have a good laugh.

I mean, whats the point of this game going to be? first I take these drugs then I lose because that's going to be the only conclusion of the game, the benefits (if any) will be negligible and the side effects will come rolling in like crazy, otherwise it wouldn't be anti-drug. every story will end with a ruined life, instead of getting elected president like the story ends for some people, or becoming a renowned scientist, etc. The list goes on.

My favorite part is going to be when you smoke weed and then you'll NEED to switch to the harder stuff since anti-drug people love the gateway to harder things argument (on the basis that the drugs you like will mysteriously stop acting on you, so you have no choice to but to become a junkie.)

As always they'll try to use fear to elicit their desired reaction, instead of somethin like the facts laid out with reasonable arguments as to why taking drugs doesn't work out for everyone, (the drugs that are on the no-no list of course, if a doctor gives it to you its TOTALLY different.)

/end rambling.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:06PM Bones3D said

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"easiest million I ever made..."

Seriously, giving someone a million blindly to create a vague anti-drug game is pretty stupid. It's not being sponsored by one of those annoying "Truth" groups, is it?

Besides, I think the Family Guy episode, "At the Hop", pretty much nailed everything you'd need for this.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:18PM TheDarkWayne said

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those truth commercials make me want to smoke out of spite
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 7:18AM Gnoll said

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The Truth ads are just for tobacco, iirc.

However, the Don't Be a Patsy ads are about all drugs.

You make a Patsy game and I will buy five copies. I'll buy five more if you put it on the DS and there's a puzzle where I use the stylus to move back a shower curtain and use the microphone to ask my showering son if he knows what weed is.
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:12PM Bones3D said

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*shivers*

Ick... this just brought back a memory I blocked out years ago of my school locking about 500 of us in the gym for a Just Say No event where they looped the same episode of Punky Brewster for 4 hours straight...
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 7:47AM (Unverified) said

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Wow, that's awful. Maybe that's the best way to found to simulate the "mental anguish" one goes through after abusing drugs?
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Posted: Apr 13th 2009 10:48PM Diemer said

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Dear National Institute of Drug Abuse,

Please consider Joel for your crazy grant money.

Singed,
Epstien's Mother
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 10:07AM (Unverified) said

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As a resident of St. Louis, I'll be sure to keep everyone posted.... ha!
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 11:43AM KAL326 said

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Wow this ranks right up there with Judge Mathus and the prison rape.
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Posted: Apr 14th 2009 1:03PM kenofthedead said

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Hmm, a Peggle Drug game, that would be something.
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