Things are still good for GameStop ... we think

We can remember snoozing through ECON 101, confident that we'd never need any of that garbage. No sir, we were going to write about video games. We didn't care about "earnings" and "projections." It's in times like these we see how horrifyingly wrong we were.

"GameStop is reaffirming its first quarter comparable store sales guidance of flat to +2% and earnings per share guidance of $0.40 to $0.42. Full year comparable store sales guidance remains +4% to +6% and full year earnings guidance is still expected to increase between +18% and +22%."

That's the release, but we have absolutely no idea what that means. We see some pluses, that's what you want, right? We mean ... they're better than minuses.