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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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dream....wtf
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:09PM (Unverified) said

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A joke
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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A joke
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:10PM (Unverified) said

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Hope this makes it to spadix... A joke.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:11PM (Unverified) said

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The hell is wrong with the replies??
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:15PM (Unverified) said

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I think that was Joystiq pulling a funny.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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Earlier comment meant for spadix.. Joystiq comment system is borked.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:38PM (Unverified) said

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Must. Resist. Watching. Video.

Oh fuck it. -watches- Damn you curiousity!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:03PM KarlW said

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I didn't feel it was too spoilerish. They're mostly talking about new elements to the game, not the story.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:24PM (Unverified) said

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Incoming spoiler...

I wished they left out the part about the big sisters... That was the only spoiler for me.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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To get downvoted?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:39PM (Unverified) said

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Idiot
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:40PM blueskyv201 said

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I have a feeling we'll see jack again.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 7:29PM Kindrik said

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While I don't want to spoil what happened in the original game, you'd think he'd need to show up for the canon ending (good ending) in the first game to still work. If you've beat the game you'd know what I'm talking about (ie. the hands).
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:43PM (Unverified) said

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I don't know if you were kidding Justin, but if you weren't that's kind of an ass-hole thing to do by putting the spoiler in the text , especially text that is before the jump, and after saying "If you absolutely must know what tantalizing details Gamespot dug up, you can check out their video featurette, which we've posted after the jump".
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:52PM Haggard said

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Of course he was joking. Although it did fool me for a split-second, the mark of a well-crafted lie.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:52PM Haggard said

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also that's Griffin, not Justin
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:17PM (Unverified) said

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It's not often you see someone taking the trouble to hyphenate the "ass-hole."
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 11:51PM tee349 said

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Yeah i'm not reading Joystiq anymore...
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:43PM HydrophobicFish PSN ID Hydrophob said

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Haha, screw you, Joystiq, the first game was a dream! You ruined it! :D

You need to give spoiler warnings for spoiling the spoiler video!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:47PM TheyDidItFirst said

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I would love to know what percentage of the people who watch that video list their birthdays as January 1st.

As for the game itself, the feel of combat really needs to be improved.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 6:34PM Alex R said

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My birthday was 1st March 1903
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Posted: Apr 19th 2009 4:37AM Angry Frank said

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My birthday changes with each video, usually depending on where the mousewheel lands.

One time it was June 6, 1986, the other time it was March 20, 1972. And so on...
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:47PM MisterSquared said

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do want.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 4:47PM (Unverified) said

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The dream thing was a joke, guys.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:03PM (Unverified) said

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Why do they keep saying you play as the 1st Big Daddy, when this is a sequel?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:18PM (Unverified) said

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It's a sequel.. But it's also a prequel!

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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:26PM JambiBum said

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This BD is the first prototype BD. He was "in" the first game, just not seen. Basically we only saw a fraction of Rapture, and this BD was somewhere else. Either lying dormant or whatever.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:40PM Haggard said

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Maybe its a rebootquel?
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:58PM Shinchi said

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"So the story of Bioshock 2 takes place several years after the events of the first game"

That's what the guy says right at the beginning. So yeh... how the hell is he the first Big Daddy.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 7:16PM (Unverified) said

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I THINK HE WAS THE FIRST ONE BUT WAS SLEEPING SOMEWERE DURING THE FIRST ONE!! AND THEN WOKE UP
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:04PM trent steel said

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i can't believe they're putting bullet time in this game
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 7:08PM Alex R said

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I haven't watched the video because I can't be bothered to wait for it to buffer past 1:43, but I wish that were true.

What this game needs is a very good melee combat system, a la Condemned 1 & 2.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:06PM (Unverified) said

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Great video, but horribly presented by you guys. Don't hype up the spoiler aspect to deter people who don't want to be spoiled and then put in a "joke" that will make those same people watch it just to see if you were joking or not.

For those checking out the comments before the video, no Bioshock 1 was not just a dream, and the video doesn't even contain that many spoilers if you've been keeping up with the already released news about Bioshock 2.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:09PM Sly C said

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haha it seems they were uncomfortable on video. the game looks pretty good, the whole big sister element sounds interesting.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:10PM Chaos744 said

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First game was a dream? Why the fuck did you have to put that at the end of your article and not claim spoiler yourself?

I had just ordered the original game (i was deployed to iraq during it's release) and i was going to get ready for part 2. you guys are a bunch of dicks. i would expect something like that from a fan site - not a professional website.

I hope your mother gets donkey punched during a gang bang.

April Fools!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:13PM Saint43 said

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Woah there Quick Draw McGraw calm down. It's called a joke.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:16PM (Unverified) said

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the whole spoiler alert thing goes away after time...
its been 2 years since bioshock was released, get over it... lol..

continues to ready entire comment while typing reply..........
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... lol

and thanks for supporting our country, many people care about what you did and/or are doing.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:19PM (Unverified) said

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April Fools Day was some time ago.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:20PM (Unverified) said

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@Saintgutfree

Your smart!

April fools!
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:13PM Kindrik said

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Is anyone else just slightly annoyed by the fact that the 2K Marin people speak about the original Bioshock as if they were the ones who'd developed it? As far as I know it was only 2K Boston/Australia that developed the original game with Marin just taking care of porting it to the PS3.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:19PM (Unverified) said

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same goes with infinity ward and treyarch ?
id blame the publisher for pumping out too many games and not allowing the same developers to work on them.
but then we would have less games. good or bad?

when you take control of something, you tend to start explaining that its yours and that you own it... goes with the territory i guess.
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Posted: Apr 19th 2009 11:48PM (Unverified) said

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The studio that founded 2K Marin has members that made the original Bioshock. Do your homework next time.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:20PM junhotak said

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How about PC version???
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:50PM (Unverified) said

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There'll be a PC version. PC is considered this gen during every gen, due to upgraded engines, graphics, etc.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 7:25PM Kindrik said

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I wonder who they'll have doing the PC version. 2K Australia was in charge of Bioshock on PC but they're technically part of 2K Boston from their Irrational days.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:21PM sigma8 said

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If by "warm gooey excitement" you mean thinking "wow this game is like an annoying version of System Shock 2" then yeah, I guess I remember that. I hope they do something to make the combat fun and restore suspense to the game--two things that were sorely missing in BS1 thanks to annoying big daddy fights and too-convenient-to-abuse restore-chambers.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:31PM Ike said

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That wasn't as spoilerific as I assumed it would be. I think it's pretty safe to watch, and certainly worth watching.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:36PM kompakter said

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Does the "99" in your name mean that's the year you were born? Because that would explain a LOT.
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Posted: Apr 18th 2009 5:39PM Slaziman said

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"Gamestop's recent all-inclusive"

Gamestop does previews now?

Funny to see that even Joystiq writers fall to the evil Gamestop/Gamespot confusion.
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