We were worried about what kind of horrorsShadow of the Colossus would be subjected to by the movie industry. Luckily, there's basically no need for such a film now (not that there really ever was), because Mega64 just did the live-action Colossus thing! Go home, Justin Marks! Or, if you work on your writing at home, stay home but just stop!
The latest Mega64 video, available after the break, is shot in the group's signature style (out in public), but features unusually high production values. The costumes are perfect in every way but scale.
All the studio has to do now, is copy that film shot by shot, with better effects and scale and we got ourselves a blockbuster. Also Will Smith should provide a rap credits soundtrack to go with it!
It's a Colossus, a very big, gigantic beast, Coming up, to your crib, to disturb the peace, Pick up that sword, baby, it'll point to the east, Wait for ending, man, cuz we set up a twist!
I think the Ico recreation is better on some level, but this is still hilarious. The amount of public humiliation they are willing to endure is incredible.
Sadly, if an SOTC movie ever does get made, it probably won't be any better than this.