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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:37AM Blaquebeird said

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That picture made me lol coffee all over my desk.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:38AM (Unverified) said

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It was like a tall glass of lmaonade, which is generally served with rofl falafels.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:46AM MrHashbrown said

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Avatar, your avatar is an avatar of an avatar.

Just thought you should know.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:59AM (Unverified) said

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I've been found out! Zounds!
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:21PM (Unverified) said

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WHY NOTHING HAPPEN WHEN I CLICK TEH BUTTON TO SAEV MY MEGAHURTZ?
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:22PM rTwelve said

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"Sup dawg, we heard how much you like avatars..."
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:01PM jtenma said

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"so we put a avatar in yo car"
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:28PM PR0F3TA said

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Jtenma you did it all wrong...

... So we put a avatar in your avatar so you can show your avatar while you show your avatar"

lrn2interwebz
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:47AM Bowser Rogozhin said

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Well, that's the downside of aiming your product at the most anti-social hikkimori types. A lack of genuine real world contact causes them to 'act out' at anything that even approaches feeling, and you can imagine that some of these people have grown rather attached to the characters of, say, Persona.

Though, I wouldn't be too surprised if this was merely a forum dispute that went off the rails.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:50PM HighFiveJesus said

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the devil are you talking aboot?
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:53PM Sly C said

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it's bowser, don't pay attention to him. just hit the [-] and move on.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 2:51PM Typicalgamer said

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don't make me pull the trigger and put you in the lava.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:35PM rowd149 said

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I don't usually feed the trolls, but I finally get to put my knowledge of Japanese cultural trivia to use:

It's hikikomori, dumbass.
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Posted: Apr 26th 2009 2:10PM Vorbis said

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Pff he's just jealous because Youske and Chie wants to hang out with me.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 11:55AM FernandoRocker said

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But why Atlus? They bring so many good Japanese games to the US...

They should have hacked Activision instead...
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:00PM Bowser Rogozhin said

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Nah, it probably should have been one the big three. Scratch that: it should have been the big three.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:03PM (Unverified) said

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I like to scratch MY big 3.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:07PM Blaquebeird said

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You have 3? You should get that looked at by a doctor.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:20PM mdo7 said

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I can think of 2 person who would want to hack and destroy Atlus's website:

a really serious anime haters (it's well known that any company that do anime-style video game would make anime haters want to take them down)

or

Jack Thompson (Jack did attack Japan about their violent video game. I remember on Gamepolitics that he insulted anime.)

or

Both (anime haters are losing faith in video game because of many reason. the sales or rent anime on Xbox Live marketplace and PSN store. Also, Square-Enix takeover Eido interactives make anime haters assume they'll make Tomb Raider all anime style. Also, anime haters probably knew about JT attacking Japan and anime. They're willing to betray video game and join the "dark side" as in siding with video game haters).

Hope we'll find out who hacked into Atlus website.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:21PM merc70 said

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I just spilt coffee all over my desk thanks to Dave.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:44PM SitriStahl said

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but the steady stream of guitar hero discs, bundles, and condoms will cease, and then where will all the non-rockband players be?
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:15PM SSUK said

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Well, considering that the Atlus site was modified to try and distribute, what sounds like spyware, I'd say it was distributing the same spyware which phished passwords off a computer at random, this was then used to add the malicious code to distribute the malware.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phishing

Protips: Don't download "hotchick.jpg.exe" (and for the love of god, if you do, don't open it) and use ANY web browser under the sun than Internet Explorer. Google Chrome is your safest bet against malware, Firefox, Safari and Opera are good all-round browsers. If you *have* to run Internet Explorer for whatever reason, schedule a malware check every week, without fail. Everyone should do this, even Firefox and Chrome users, you're never 100% safe from any threat but IE users are most at risk.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 5:24PM DonaldMick said

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Wow, someone grabbed Bowser's axe this morning. What do you have against the greatest segment on the Joystiq Podcast?
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:03PM (Unverified) said

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Honestly, i couldn't care less about Atlus website, but that picture made me laugh out loud for 5 minutes straight
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:03PM linkario said

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This story flat lines my CARE-O-METER.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:02PM Biomech said

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That's not the only thing flat about you...
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 4:29PM linkario said

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oh snap.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:06PM itskrislol said

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I dont think I haven't seen that picture since around 2002-2003. But such is the awesomeness of the picture that as soon as I saw that lady on the left, I didn't even have to read it to know what it said.

It brightened up my Saturday immensely.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:23PM rTwelve said

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It was probably the same people who refer to Atlus as Fatlus.

Yes, you know who.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:34PM (Unverified) said

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My parents told me to always use trojans.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 12:46PM ottoman673 said

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Around here they started selling Monster condoms... 25 cents a shot.

Needless to say, fuck trojans.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:15PM Anticrawl said

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Trojan has too high of a break rate for me. I like Durex, never had a problem with them.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:55PM Sly C said

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i agree with anticrawl
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 2:01PM Robot Overlord said

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you know none of us have sex. stop lying.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 2:11PM Rhamsey said

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anticrawl, thats why i double bag it.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:06PM (Unverified) said

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Break rate, lol. Try sex with humans instead of inflatables.

But yeah, Trojans are constrictive and uncomfortable for most average guys. Durex or Lifestyle FTW.

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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:15PM Anticrawl said

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Hah, but seriously, I've had two trojans break on me, and that was enough to make me never use them again, never haid a problem with durex, and they are a bit less constrictive as you say but still very safe.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 4:16PM (Unverified) said

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I modified the GTA 4 CE lockbox to snugly fit my penis. Unfortunately, I can now only have sex with pixelated women.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:06PM trent steel said

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you would think the neckbeard types that visit fatlus would have decent virus protection

j/k bros
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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Why Atlus of all publishers? Attack Activision next time, please!
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 1:30PM Slaziman said

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LOL @ the picture
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 2:29PM (Unverified) said

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H4x0r5? 0n MY pC?

More likely than you'd think!
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 2:59PM (Unverified) said

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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 3:16PM golobulus said

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this is BS! why mess with Atlus? hit GT if you wanna do that shit.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 5:25PM (Unverified) said

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I'm so freaking lucky, I go that site all the time. For some reason, they constantly send me beta invites. Now I can tell my wife, when the pc gets infected, that's why lol.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 5:35PM cloud858rk said

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Silly Windows users and there malware!
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 5:36PM cloud858rk said

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*their

*Wants an edit button*
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 10:44PM (Unverified) said

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You don't have an edit button???

We've had one on windows for ages.
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Posted: Apr 25th 2009 10:58PM Ignatius said

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We also have a spell check in our mighty browser.

Other OSes have malware too, so stfu, thanks.
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Posted: Apr 26th 2009 2:11AM cloud858rk said

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@t_m
Only one? Personally I have 3.

@Ignatuis
Dude, it's just a joke, I didn't try to make a statement out of it.

Yeah, pretty much everything has malware, but not anywhere near as much as Windows.
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