Seriously, guys and gals: Brace your asses for this one. ZootFly (which made its name with a now-halted Ghostbusters project
) is making a game
based on tough-talking, chain-wearing icon Mr.T.
But that's not even the good part. Here are some actual words from the actual
press release we got, with liberal underlining and bolding: "The first game will see Mr. T take on Nazis
and their gigantic machines in the varied universe of South American rain forests, lost ancient cities, industrial complexes and contemporary military installations. Along with Mr. T and other characters from the graphic novel, the game will feature none other than Will Wright
. In this universe, Will Wright is not a top-notch game designer but a top-notch American geneticist who was kidnapped and coerced to work on a diabolic plan. Mr. T and Will Wright will join forces to annihilate the Nazis and their hardware
We think we speak for the entire internet when we say nothing, and urinate on ourselves.