Seriously, guys and gals: Brace your asses for this one. ZootFly (which made its name with a now-halted Ghostbusters project) is making a game based on tough-talking, chain-wearing icon Mr.T.
But that's not even the good part. Here are some actual words from the actual press release we got, with liberal underlining and bolding: "The first game will see Mr. T take on Nazis and their gigantic machines in the varied universe of South American rain forests, lost ancient cities, industrial complexes and contemporary military installations. Along with Mr. T and other characters from the graphic novel, the game will feature none other than Will Wright. In this universe, Will Wright is not a top-notch game designer but a top-notch American geneticist who was kidnapped and coerced to work on a diabolic plan. Mr. T and Will Wright will join forces to annihilate the Nazis and their hardware."
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Reader Comments (91)
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 1:46PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
Epic. Pure win.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 5:22PM Dirty said
Ok guys, can we just agree that the words EPIC and WIN have jumped the fucking shark. Can we get some new words up in here. The word epic has been so epically overused that its absolutely ridiculous. Not everything is EPIC, in fact most things that people call EPIC are hardly that. The word for me is just ruined. I blame you all.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2009 5:31PM F1 Basu Gasu Bakuhatsu said
It's Mr.T and Will Wright teaming up against Nazi's in S.America.
God himself couldn't make a better combination thus it is EPIC!
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God himself couldn't make a better combination thus it is EPIC!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 1:47PM The Kong said
I pity the foo that doesn't buy this game!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 1:52PM (Unverified) said
I predict, PAIN!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:01PM MrHashbrown said
Guaranteed GOTY 2009.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said
Will there be incredible amounts of pity/fools in this game?
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:03PM (Unverified) said
When did I get a game?
I pity the fool who didn't tell me I had a game!
I pity the fool who didn't tell me I had a game!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:04PM (Unverified) said
I pity the fools who think they cool by saying my lines, fool.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:06PM Saria the Cat said
Anything that inserts random jet-pack-using Nazis is okay by my book. Bloodrayne, anyone?
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:09PM (Unverified) said
Developers can stop making new games and gamers can throw away their old games. No one will ever play anything else.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 3:49PM (Unverified) said
Until the Chuck Norris game comes out..... By comes out I mean born, Chuck Norris himself will give birth to it.
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Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:13PM (Unverified) said
Ahhhahaha! [Where *are* my Depends?]
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:27PM Ficken said
And you thought the 50 Cent, Vin Diesel Co-op game was going to be great...
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:29PM worldpattern said
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let Mr. T kill Nazis with the Flavor Wave!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEEfjw2mHk
!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYEEfjw2mHk
!!!!!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:32PM (Unverified) said
Well, it appears every kind of game has been made now...
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:39PM (Unverified) said
It's more interesting than the typical un-creative junk that we are tossed these days.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:39PM Haggard said
Truth: stranger than fiction.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:41PM Mr Khan said
Now we just need a game based on that Captain Planet skit in Robot Chicken, and the world will be complete.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:45PM derdaim said
THAT's the way to make games with nazis totally awesome again! Yeah!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 2:50PM CaptainBackslap said
This game can only be topped by Mr. T vs. Zombies.
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 3:26AM (Unverified) said
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 3:54PM (Unverified) said
There will be no need to make any other game ever again after this is released. After all, Mr. T IS history's greatest hero.
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 4:01PM bongoes said
I'm buying five copies.
Posted: May 19th 2009 6:09PM (Unverified) said
MR. T!!!
*cue theme song*
*cue theme song*
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 7:19PM (Unverified) said
Mr. T is the man and I can't wait to get the game. I have T on my GPS and basically anything Mr. T does, i'm gonna get.
If you love T you have to check out Navtones, I think it's called navtones, anyway, they have the real mr. T voice as a GPS voice and I love it. "Turn left fool!"
Can't wait for the game. T is legend and I have him give me direction every day to confirm that!
If you love T you have to check out Navtones, I think it's called navtones, anyway, they have the real mr. T voice as a GPS voice and I love it. "Turn left fool!"
Can't wait for the game. T is legend and I have him give me direction every day to confirm that!
Posted: Apr 27th 2009 11:48PM (Unverified) said
The real question is how are they going to make the sequel any
better...
I got it
"Mr. T faces Osama Bin Laden, the enemy forces prove too strong so
he decides to ask help from none other than... Chuck Norris"
just think of taglines
*points at Chuck* - He puts the "Fun" in Funeral
*points at Mr. T* - He puts the "Laughter" in Manslaughter
better...
I got it
"Mr. T faces Osama Bin Laden, the enemy forces prove too strong so
he decides to ask help from none other than... Chuck Norris"
just think of taglines
*points at Chuck* - He puts the "Fun" in Funeral
*points at Mr. T* - He puts the "Laughter" in Manslaughter
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 1:01AM (Unverified) said
Finally! I feel like the dreams I've had all these years are finally being realized! Wait - am I asleep right now...? I am pretty sure I'm dreaming right now.
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 3:12AM mahouneko said
This is in response to TroyPowers about AL Bundy:
Yeah, you're right. I should have emphasized the L in AL. Married With Children was such a good show.
The tax-free church of NO MA'AM was an AWESOME episode to watch.
Yeah, you're right. I should have emphasized the L in AL. Married With Children was such a good show.
The tax-free church of NO MA'AM was an AWESOME episode to watch.
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 9:24AM (Unverified) said
"Press A to pity the fool!"
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 1:48PM SisypheanLife said
I hope the sequel has co-op play with Chuck Norris!
Posted: Apr 28th 2009 2:03PM watchthatman said
Did anybody else start blasting "At Last" by Etta James while staring into their framed picture of Mr. T?
Posted: May 3rd 2009 2:06AM Cafecito said
I'm really sold with the Mr. T game idea. But what's with the spandex? Mr T somehow looks less macho in it. Give us the sleeveless denim jacket and the hanging gold chains, dammit!





