Video: Bionic Commando meets The Office

Okay, so don't laugh but, after watching the video above, we've reached the conclusion that we would totally play Bionic Middle Manager. We would then anticipate the (inevitable) sequels, Bionic Regional Manager and Bionic Division Vice President with great relish. You know how it's just incredibly fun to file things? Now imagine bionically filing things. Pretty sweet, right?

All kidding aside, the latest bit of marketing for Bionic Commando is pretty funny (and gruesome). Is it too much to hope for an unlockable suit and tie in the game?