All kidding aside, the latest bit of marketing for Bionic Commando is pretty funny (and gruesome). Is it too much to hope for an unlockable suit and tie in the game?
All kidding aside, the latest bit of marketing for Bionic Commando is pretty funny (and gruesome). Is it too much to hope for an unlockable suit and tie in the game?
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Posted: May 6th 2009 8:10PM Ozzy said
neeed moar!
Posted: May 6th 2009 8:12PM Sly C said
very few words can describe what i just saw. awesome is one of those words.
Posted: May 6th 2009 8:14PM Brodo said
I love how his tooth twinkles at the end
Posted: May 6th 2009 9:07PM TheDarkWayne said
and yet somehow he was still less douchey than the actual game character
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Posted: May 6th 2009 8:20PM (Unverified) said
moar plez
Posted: May 6th 2009 8:25PM Roto13 said
Needs more grappling action
Posted: May 6th 2009 8:35PM (Unverified) said
wheres that high five guy, i think he should this guy and they have a 5-off
Posted: May 6th 2009 8:46PM (Unverified) said
Why couldn't he be black or latino?
Posted: May 6th 2009 9:05PM (Unverified) said
The office sucks but this Rules!!!
Posted: May 7th 2009 3:33AM (Unverified) said
its just trying to be funny...like extremely trying... its on nbc... like come on...thats all i have to say
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Posted: May 6th 2009 9:12PM LocalToast said
Okay, no dreadlocks? Come on.
Posted: May 6th 2009 9:29PM Rhamsey said
this was hilarious
Posted: May 6th 2009 10:10PM minuscule said
This just raised my expectations for the game. Nostalgia & a good time with Rearmed were enough to get me to pre-order, but I didn't care much for the multiplayer demo.
Posted: May 6th 2009 10:54PM (Unverified) said
im rather buy inFAMOUS instead of this stupid game.
Posted: May 6th 2009 11:34PM MystileArmor said
It was allright. Somewhat meh.
Maybe it's just cause I can't get that bad taste of the MP demo out of my mouth. What a let down!
Maybe it's just cause I can't get that bad taste of the MP demo out of my mouth. What a let down!
Posted: May 6th 2009 11:59PM (Unverified) said
The office sucks!!!! and its coming to adult swim...that is just ridiculous but this sketch is funny (UNLIKE the office) go ahead down vote me you douches. I love how you get voted down for stating a opinion that TONS of ppl would agree with...Love how i piss off everyone.
Posted: May 7th 2009 4:56AM (Unverified) said
Yes the American one... If it was the bbc one i would just loose all respect for adult swim. its bad enough look around you is on and the pj's (another terrible show) but thats not bbc only thing good from the bbc they have on there is The mighty boosh and im not even 100% sure its from bbc...Then again im From Long Island ( but born in FL ) so my comedy genes are different from ppl in UK.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 3:24AM (Unverified) said
The end where the Bionic man does the "super model look" reminded me of MacGuber...
PepSuber!
PepSuber!
Posted: May 7th 2009 3:25AM (Unverified) said
Oh and The Office FTW!
Best show on TV currently.
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Best show on TV currently.
Posted: May 7th 2009 3:35AM (Unverified) said
Does no one watch tim and eric??? that show kills the office and its only 15 min long...
Posted: May 7th 2009 3:55AM monkeyontherun4 said
are you serious? what a load of crap that show is. i dont even understand what the fuck is going on in half of the adult swim shows. and that one is one of the ones i hate the most.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 4:47AM (Unverified) said
lolol Its like were from two different worlds man...
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Posted: May 7th 2009 5:55AM jimmyn28 said
I mean, I love The Office and all, but I don't see the comparison (besides the obvious office setting). There's no steadicam action, no close "confessional" shots, and it misses the subtle, sarcastic humor of the show.
Posted: May 7th 2009 8:16AM (Unverified) said
Im sorry, he has no dreads. He has no right to be wearing that bionic arm.
Posers=P
Posers=P
Posted: May 7th 2009 8:18AM paper said
What's wrong with the old software?
Posted: May 7th 2009 9:16AM StormEagle said
#1. Where do I have to pre-order the game to obtain MY free bionic arm?
#2. That was absolutely hilarious. Classic game marketing at it's best. Bionic Middle Manager definitely deserves a promotion......and another commercial.
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#2. That was absolutely hilarious. Classic game marketing at it's best. Bionic Middle Manager definitely deserves a promotion......and another commercial.
Posted: May 7th 2009 9:18AM StormEagle said
They obviously haven't updated their copy of Microsoft Office (ha. get it? sorry.) yet.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:30AM (Unverified) said
Am I the only one that didn't find this at all funny?
Posted: May 7th 2009 6:41PM Cena said
...that had nothing to do with Dunder-Mifflin or its employees. Way to fail, Joystiq. Way to fail.
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