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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:18AM MystileArmor said

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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Guitar Hero: Tony Hawk
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:31AM (Unverified) said

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Why is guitar her making a a statment about a skate bioarder?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:32AM Dr said

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We all know how exciting that game would be...

http://xbox.joystiq.com/2008/05/29/guitar-hero-world-tour-on-stage-debut/

*shudder*
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Posted: May 7th 2009 11:51AM zerokku said

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http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/12/05/

This comic gets funnier and funnier as times goes by.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 11:53AM DaRabidDuckie said

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This is seriously why I've been boycotting Activision games for months now, only buying used copies when they're available and buying absolutely no DLC whatsoever. All they do is whore out old franchises and offer nothing new, with Prototype being the one exception I can think of, but it's likely only because it's something they might be able to milk (ala Bobby Kotick's quote about only creating games that can be exploited as a franchise).

I wonder if we all need to get more formally organized about this? Not just shouting "Vote with your dollars, people!" but actually getting together and being more active about it. Ideas?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 2:23PM jrr said

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"I wonder if we all need to get more formally organized about this? Not just shouting "Vote with your dollars, people!" but actually getting together and being more active about it. Ideas?"


Here's an idea: try and get your priorities straight. I mean, really, are you serious? It's a fucking video game company. Yeah, they've gone a little crazy with their franchise-milking, but you act as if they're destroying the planet or poisoning society. Talking about getting "organized" and being more "active" in regards to some trivial game company that's has no adverse effect on the real world is just about the most ridiculous thing I've ever read on this site.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:19AM oolz said

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LOLZY
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:19AM Hafk said

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Well, here comes the usual shitstorm bawwfest related to every guitar hero article.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 12:04PM Snowblind said

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I'm usually the first to defend properties that people claim are being overdone or milked.. But seriously, we're seeing 5+ Guitar Hero games per year, it's completely ridiculous.

I'm interested in the Beatles Rock Band and perhaps even the Lego one, depending on how its handled.. But give it a break.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 2:57PM ludwigk said

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I can't even keep track of who's copying who anymore. There's too many titles.

Harmonix looked like they were doing the 'right thing' with one amalgamated music store with SCADS of content, one solid engine, and the ability to munge (almost) everything into one big party experience. Now, they're double-branching with RockBand: Beetles, and Lego Rockband.

Might as well consider Guitar Hero again. Oh wait, they've got 3 branches coming out this year as well? What a mess. It's enough to make people stop buying rhythm games. I don't want to return to that crappy world of 5x different revisions of "Rock Game A" and having to switch discs, and deal with different gameplay with each switch. I thought I had escaped with Rock Band.. but I was wrong.

Harmonix, you can sell me a yearly update to RockBand with gameplay updates, and the ability to carry my songs forward, and I will *ALWAYS* buy it. Or, you can branch your musical ecosystem just like the Guitar Hero world, and I will no longer be able to differentiate your products from theirs. By the way, I don't buy their's any more. Balls in your court.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:20AM StormEagle said

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That headline should really read: "Activision announces Guitar Hero 5, Band Hero and DJ Hero for FAIL".
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:27AM (Unverified) said

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Forget about that what about this awsome guitar trainer (sarcasm)http://www.yourockguitar.com/
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:28AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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I think Tina Turner summed it up best with the song;

We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:49AM baby sea tuna said

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That's the exact song my brain was singing as I was reading this article. Good show!
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:29AM Dr said

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Shocking!
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:30AM iamnotafish said

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Will the old GHWT songs be importable to the new version? I think thats a huge draw of RB.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 11:45AM MPTownes said

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Offhand, I'm going to guess "no."

Who's with me?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 11:55AM leslij55 said

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Activision really like money.

So, no. And if yes, at a hefty price.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:33AM Dark Archon PSN Archonik XBL Dar said

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WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING LEARN TO STOP BUYING GUITAR HERO.

I FUCKING DESPISE THE SERIES NOW, NOT FOR RELEASING SO MANY GAMES, BUT THE RESULTING MURDER OF THE GENRE THAT THEY ARE COMMITTING.

THEY ARE KILLING ONE OF MY FAVOURITE GENRES THAT I ENJOYED SO MUCH.

FUCK YOU, ACTIVISION. FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO DIE IN A FIRE.

I SENTENCE YOU TO LISTENING TO THE CRAPPY GUITAR HERO COVER SONGS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. FUCK YOU, ACTIVISION. FUCK YOU.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:37AM Dr said

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Chill!

Also, agreed...
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:44AM StormEagle said

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It's the industry man. People are buying what they're selling. With the exception of Guitar Hero Metallica (only because they're my favorite band), I haven't been excited about a Guitar Hero game since II came out. But the game's changed. We're not in charge anymore. It's the soccer mom's and football dad's out there who've gotten into gaming thanks to the Wii and all these other casual games and will just buy the same rehashed crap because they don't know any better. Stick to Rock Band, download the songs that you like and feel better.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:47AM StormEagle said

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Oh, and MystileArmor, wouldn't that have been so much more effective if you could've just embedded it? LOL!
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:56AM Accessgranted said

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But I had to buy Aerosmith for 10 bucks to get the free guitar for rockband...
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:59AM Duke said

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Normally I don't read all cap rants - but this time I have to agree. I am disgusted by the flow of these games and how the devs just keep raking us over the coals for more cash. Unlike Archon though, I am mostly disgusted with the constant releases of "new" games. It's bs.

People need to wake up and stop accepting these games. Now, that being said, if my wife says she wants a copy I will be promptly hitting the stores like a lemming.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 12:04PM (Unverified) said

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Running ipconfig/renew a couple times so I can plus this more than once.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 3:04PM Saria the Cat said

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I LOVE LAMP
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:34AM go1denchi1d said

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Does anyone remember beat mania??? Although the button scheme is different, I'm assuming incredibly similar play. What's next keyboard mania???
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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Wow, a bunch of new guitar hero games. I bet Activision and Neversoft are really gonna take their time to really add to and improve the guitar hero experience and make these the best games in the series yet.

And monkeys might fly out of my butt.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:16AM (Unverified) said

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Why the hell can't Activision patch the features in Guitar Hero 5 to Guitar Hero 4? I don't own Guitar Hero, but I'm just saying how big of a sham this is. Furthernore, do they really need a DJ Hero? That is one of the stupidest and lamest ideas ever. DJ'ing, as opposed to *creating* music, doesnt require much music synchronization like the Rock Band/Guitar Hero games because it's mostly (if not, all) adding your own effects.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:40AM easo said

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"DJ'ing, as opposed to *creating* music, doesnt require much music synchronization like the Rock Band/Guitar Hero games because it's mostly (if not, all) adding your own effects."

Words spoken by a man that has no clue what he is talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XglC056_98M&feature=channel



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Posted: May 7th 2009 12:20PM pohatu771 said

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I'm not a DJ, but to do it requires you to be very involved in the music. Switching from song to song requires you to alter the tempo of the incoming song in order to align the beats, otherwise there is a gap, or a sudden change, in the music. It's much more complicated than pressing play on one side and stop on the other.
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Posted: May 8th 2009 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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I'm going to have to agree with John-Paul-Jones here. DJing is not creating music. Sure, you have to have very good rhythm and sense of the music you're spinning. Writing music is a lot more complex - you're starting from scratch as opposed to something someone else wrote. Kinda like building with Legos versus building with steel.

Nothing against DJs, mind you. They're talented, but in different ways than composers are.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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'Family based' - does that mean the tracklist is going to be a bunch of public domain classical music and 70's-80's pop rock? Because I think Wii Music has that niche more or less covered.

Also, I'm not skeptical about the relentless milking of the GH cow. I'm a Pal Wii user - we pretty much take anything we can get to make those plastic instruments seem worth the purchase. Always I would like GH: WT Importing AND for the GH: WT DLC to work in GH 5.

DJ Hero has the potential to be the most authentic music-game experience yet - after all, DJs tend to play other peoples songs anyway.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:37AM (Unverified) said

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You mind sweeping up the sand that just fell out of your vagina?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:48AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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50 Cent: Blood on the Sand?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:55AM Shmil said

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50 Cent: Sand in the Blood
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:58AM Rocketboy said

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50cent Sand in the Vaseline?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:18AM Jerk Face said

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D :
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:38AM (Unverified) said

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Blame it on being a first-time poster - I meant to reply to Dr. Capslock up there.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 10:07AM FNG said

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I wouldn't worry too much. those of us that have been here for years under many names still have our posts end up in places they were not supposed to. Hell, even this very post that says "replying to ultimatepryceman [Undo]" right above where I am typing could end up anywhere. Here goes, about to click the add comment button. where will it end up?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:42AM (Unverified) said

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Not a cent from me, cheers.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:42AM (Unverified) said

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Milking Hero

Milk Over 0 Franchises, play through career mode and take a well respected game and milk it dry!

wait just a moment!

Milking Hero 2 announced for 3 lines from now!


Milking Hero 2 released! now with multiplayer milking!
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:44AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Milk maidens totally get wet for a dude who knows how to milk.

I will purchase your game and acquire the necessary milking skills!
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:50AM (Unverified) said

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You sir, may be interested in Milking Hero: Portable Device

Milk your way through smaller, lesser known franchises and make a quick buck all in the comfort of your own portable device (required purchase: large milking accessory)

or...

Milking Hero: Legends of Milking

Play as a legendary milker and take your franchise and run it into the ground. Use extreme methods such as extreme buzzwords, replace the development team with a less skilled team or sell your soul to the (extreme) devil.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:55AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Legends of Milking does sound very appealing...

It appeals to my extreme side. As does this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO2Abp0FbA0
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:48AM HT UK said

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So theres 6 Guitar Hero games this year :/

GH 5
GH Smash Hits
GH Metallica
GH Van Halen
GH On Tour : Modern Hits
GH Arcade
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Posted: May 7th 2009 11:45AM (Unverified) said

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actually there's 2 DS games this year and Band Hero. So, that's 8?
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:49AM (Unverified) said

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Breaking news bullitin, farmers everyone outraged at new activision game's misleading title.
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Posted: May 7th 2009 9:52AM alakai said

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Wow, Accordion Hero sounds like a distinct possibility now.
http://www.phobe.com/sfi/accordion.html
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