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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:03PM MarkezJM said

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Peck your beak, Beyonce. Peck. Your. Beak.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:04PM (Unverified) said

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Beyonce, and her fake teeth.

If you've seen the commercial in hi def, you know what I'm talking about. Just watch her when she smiles....
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:16PM Rocketboy said

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I'd still hit it.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:26PM JXCGunrunna said

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fuck yea
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:27PM Shagittarius said

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I'm a firm believer in the Rhythm Heaven method of birth control.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:13PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Now I'm having bad thoughts...Beyonce sitting there with her mouth all open...

Just a little bit wider....
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:16PM geo1378 said

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I like they way you think. I dont think they are bad thoughts, sounds good to me. Damn shes fine
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:32PM Manifest37 said

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There's no doubting Beyonce's fineness but this looks like her unattractive body double.
Say it ain't so, America!
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:31PM (Unverified) said

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Wider? Looks fine to me. Why is everybody laughing?
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:48PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Sorry sir but in order for her to do what I'm thinking her mouth need to get wider
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:42PM Saria the Cat said

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Guys are gross sometimes.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:46PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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lol so are women...
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:47PM DWells55 said

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Sometimes? Apparently you haven't spent enough time around us.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:04AM timstew said

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Probably just to stick her finger down her throat. She used to be healthy looking; I didn't even know this was her in this annoying commercial.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 9:30AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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yea Tim she did you to have meat on her...now I just see bones...
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:15PM (Unverified) said

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kinda dumb to buy a game just because a celebrity appears in the game's ad. but it seems to work, lol.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:16PM Rocketboy said

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Hell, it works for everything else.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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If it weren't for Justin Long I'd be replying to this comment on a PC.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 3:17PM Uncle Jesse said

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This is how it works:

People love celebrities

Beyonce is a celebrity

She is playing a game

I now want that game
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:16PM Maulok said

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Photo caption:

"That anecdote was so funny, Maulok. Haha! Now come over here and have your way with me."
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:16PM StormEagle said

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Beyonce can suck it. Not literally of course. I can't stand her. The conversation with her agent probably went something like this:

Agent: They want you to do a Nintendo DS commerical.
Beyonce: What's that?
Agent: It's a handheld video game. Kids like it alot.
Beyonce: Do I actually have to play it?
Agent: No, we'll use stunt hands.
Beyonce: How much?
Agent: Alot.
Beyonce: Let's do it
Agent: Have sex?
Beyonce: No, the ad. I'm a lesbian, remember?

The End
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:18PM geo1378 said

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your a moron, and your comments makes no sense.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:23PM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Ummmm yea I'm no fan of Beyonce either...but with her having a Nephew I'm sure she knows what a damn DS is dude...not to mention she had one in that Wal-mart commercial she did a few years back...
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:28PM StormEagle said

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@johnny In a language you'll understand:'And your're grammars makes no sense.' Obtain some sort of grip on the English language, then you can come talk to me.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:37PM (Unverified) said

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You do know Beyonce is married to Jay-Z right?
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:45PM StormEagle said

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Sigh....Yes. I know that Jay-Z is married to Beyonce. I meant lesbian just as an insult. My comment has been downvoted and my day ruined.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:50PM xFenixKnightx said

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Jay Z = camel face

Beyonce is a rich gold digger and has bad taste


Real Talk ;)
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:51PM Vegnagun said

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Wow, in this thread everyone takes Storm Eagle so damn serious. Alright guys, you may be analyzing that joke post a little too seriously.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:58PM StormEagle said

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Most people in these forums can't just read a post, develop an opinion and then maturely decide how to address that post. It has to be an impule, do-it-without-thinking action. In this instance, people didn't agree with what I posted and they couldn't just leave it at that. They had to personally attack me, in turn making them no better. So call me a moron, call me an idiot, you know nothing about me. But maybe you should rethink your actions the next time you submit a reply on here, because you're only making yourself look like a little child.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:12PM floating coffins said

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"your a moron" HAH!
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:19PM MarkezJM said

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Good lord, relax, pal. It's just the internet.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:24PM Mr Khan said

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The one formerly known as Mr. L is just bitter. Pay him no mind
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:45PM Saria the Cat said

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Sometimes I find Joystiq down/up-voting to be wildly sporadic. Don't worry about it if you get the short end of the stick. It's just the internets. :)
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Posted: May 11th 2009 5:14PM Anticrawl said

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@Saria

No question. Quite often it all depends on whether or not you're a regular. Often times I'm voted up no matter how offensive I am or little sense I make.

On topic: I think the Rhythm Heaven commercial is cute and a great ad, it as me often considering purchasing the game.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 5:24PM MarkezJM said

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Case (and lulz) in point, from Foetoid the other day:

"Why are people voting up Anticrawl after he called everyone complete idiots and an inspiration for birth control"

Just gold.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:27PM baby sea tuna said

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Oh, Beyonce...is there anything you won't shill?
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:37PM xFenixKnightx said

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This commercial is horrible. Beyonce is fake as fuck in this. I'll take the Carrie Underwood commercial over it. :) "Sooooooo hot, want to touch the hiney!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgec97MfTKw
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:18PM (Unverified) said

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Nicole Kidman's was better
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:27PM One Stomy Night go watch it said

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I don't care if she don't know shit about the system [never stopped others before] but if she's hot and having some "fake" fun then its a hell of alot better then the view or Al Rocker trying to play Rock Band when it comes to pitching stuff.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:29PM JXCGunrunna said

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A lot of rich famous people (especially in the hip hop area) play video games. y do u think we see so much of fiddy and that clown solja boy. some of their music videos they are playing the 360. "sipping on that endo, gamecube nintendo"

nuff said
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:45PM STiger said

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But this doesn't make them "gamers" at all. I'd like to see one of them take me on at Unreal Tournament.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:48PM MarkezJM said

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Dude you are so hardcore sw33t.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:28PM JXCGunrunna said

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I never said they were gamers. I am just saying they play video games or at least want to appear like they do cuz its the cool thing to do now.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:43PM (Unverified) said

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honestly, what storm eagle wrote was kinda funny. lol
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:50PM StormEagle said

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For the posters downvoting my comments, you must be lost. I think you were looking for this site: http://www.beyonceworld.net You can get your Beyonce jollies there.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:56PM STiger said

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I lol'd at Storm Eagle too. Plus Storm Eagle has cool stage music.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:13PM StormEagle said

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@S. Tiger And that, my friend is why I choose to use him as my Avatar.
http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/snes/MMX-Storm_Eagle.mid
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Posted: May 11th 2009 1:47PM Vegnagun said

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I hate that commercial with a burning passion. Way to overact, Beyonce.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 2:51PM (Unverified) said

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They were actually showing her pictures of Jay-Z's, um, metronome, that is why she keeps popping her mouth open.

I need to figure out a way to be super rich and poke super hot rich babes in the face.
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Posted: May 11th 2009 4:45PM TheDarkWayne said

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I've never seen anyone look like that playing a game, NEVER,
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