Jerry Bruckheimer Games explodes onto scene, Halo 3 exec on board
by Jason Dobson 
{ May 12th 2009 at 7:30AM } 
What Cohen and company will be developing exactly, however, remains a mystery, with the studio saying only that it will create original IPs that "convey and reflect the high standards of entertainment value set by Jerry Bruckheimer." For fans of shaky cams and explosions, one thing's for certain -- finally there's a studio out there with your best interests at heart.
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coffins outside the door @ May 12th 2009 7:50AM
MTV + Bruckheimer = QUALITY
/sarcasm
Artemis Gone @ May 12th 2009 8:11AM
Fantastic... so now we can have a bunch of games that have the same music, 27 million things blowing up for no reason, the cliche 'low camera shot of people walking away from a helicopter in slow motion', and no story. Awesome.
Prodigy @ May 12th 2009 8:15AM
Is this where I say, America **** YEAH!?!?!
Pureshooter @ May 12th 2009 9:14AM
So, I get to play as Nicolas Cage? And therefore, could kill myself in multiple ways?
WIN
Shmil @ May 12th 2009 11:05AM
Best way to kill yourself if you're Nick Cage, Bees.
ThornedVenom (of the Fidlious Clan of Wong) @ May 12th 2009 3:26PM
Biockheimershock.
Chris D.(PSN: Aggie_CEO | XBL:The Aggie CEO | Steam: Aggie_CEO @ May 12th 2009 9:40AM
Hmmmmmm could be interesting to see what original IPs they cook up...hell if he does a Bad Boys 3 he can do the game now....lol
LaughingTarget @ May 12th 2009 9:42AM
God mode, rocket launcher, Solid Snake's headband from MGS2 and more red barrels than the entire Half-Life series.
WRE @ May 12th 2009 10:23AM
I'm excited for billowing capes and slow-motion exploding birds. Also, every character will be a ridiculous stereotype, so yeah, I'm in.
EvinTheSwift @ May 12th 2009 10:52AM
He kinda looks like Chuck Norris, no?
>_> Please don't hurt me.
343 Guilty Fart @ May 12th 2009 3:24PM
I thought it was Chuck Norris.
Neuromancer @ May 12th 2009 11:06AM
He did produce Black Hawk Down which was awesome, also the first Pirates of the Caribbean was good too. The rest of his stuff is pretty awful though.
Shmil @ May 12th 2009 11:09AM
The first game will have Michael Bay as the overall director and it will star famous actors. Bruce Willis, a close to retire cop who doesn't play by the rules. Will Smith, a drunk but effective cop trying to wash away the memories of the Gulf War. Together they must stop Megatron from cloning himself and sending the clone into space to ignite a bomb that will send a massive asteroid towards earth. Its up to Willis and Smith to fly the untested alien ship to destroy the asteroid before its too late. Along they way they run into space pirate Shia LeBullshit and become friends with him before its too late. That way they can defeat the Kraken and stop Megatron.
Artemis Gone @ May 12th 2009 11:17AM
You forgot the part where they meet Jeff Goldblum and he re-routes the encryption of the alien ship so Bruce and Will are able to operate it.
TX2 @ May 12th 2009 11:18AM
The first time I ever heard "a jerry Bruckheimer production" was Kangaroo Jack.
It's taken a while for me to have any trust in this man.
Shmil @ May 12th 2009 11:50AM
Don't trust him.
Markez @ May 12th 2009 12:04PM
His imdb page reveals Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is being made, along with National Treasure 3. Yeesh. I really dug the 1st National Treasure, but the 2nd, and now a 3rd?
Shmil @ May 12th 2009 12:25PM
A 4th Pirates? After the third one I'll be glad to never see a sailboat again.
Pureshooter @ May 12th 2009 1:38PM
In case anybody was wondering how hardcore Bruckheimer is, that picture is from his kid's 6th birthday party.
Rahzel @ May 12th 2009 7:21PM
o really? i heard it was from the live action production of fraggle rock currently filming
jonathan8191 @ May 14th 2009 2:32PM
I love how your so quick to bash yet you dont know that Bruckheimer had nothing to do with Transformers that was Michael Bay..... You may wanna google his productions or go to imdb.com next time to make sure you know what ur talking about.