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Posted: May 12th 2009 7:50AM floating coffins said

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MTV + Bruckheimer = QUALITY

/sarcasm
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Posted: May 12th 2009 8:11AM ArtemisGone said

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Fantastic... so now we can have a bunch of games that have the same music, 27 million things blowing up for no reason, the cliche 'low camera shot of people walking away from a helicopter in slow motion', and no story. Awesome.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 8:15AM (Unverified) said

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Is this where I say, America **** YEAH!?!?!
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Posted: May 12th 2009 9:14AM Pureshooter said

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So, I get to play as Nicolas Cage? And therefore, could kill myself in multiple ways?



WIN
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:05AM Shmil said

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Best way to kill yourself if you're Nick Cage, Bees.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:26PM ThornedVenom said

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Biockheimershock.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 9:40AM Chris DPSN AggieCEO XBLThe Aggi said

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Hmmmmmm could be interesting to see what original IPs they cook up...hell if he does a Bad Boys 3 he can do the game now....lol
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Posted: May 12th 2009 9:42AM LaughingTarget said

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God mode, rocket launcher, Solid Snake's headband from MGS2 and more red barrels than the entire Half-Life series.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 10:23AM (Unverified) said

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I'm excited for billowing capes and slow-motion exploding birds. Also, every character will be a ridiculous stereotype, so yeah, I'm in.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 10:52AM Evin said

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He kinda looks like Chuck Norris, no?

>_> Please don't hurt me.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:24PM 343 Guilty Fart said

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I thought it was Chuck Norris.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:06AM (Unverified) said

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He did produce Black Hawk Down which was awesome, also the first Pirates of the Caribbean was good too. The rest of his stuff is pretty awful though.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:09AM Shmil said

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The first game will have Michael Bay as the overall director and it will star famous actors. Bruce Willis, a close to retire cop who doesn't play by the rules. Will Smith, a drunk but effective cop trying to wash away the memories of the Gulf War. Together they must stop Megatron from cloning himself and sending the clone into space to ignite a bomb that will send a massive asteroid towards earth. Its up to Willis and Smith to fly the untested alien ship to destroy the asteroid before its too late. Along they way they run into space pirate Shia LeBullshit and become friends with him before its too late. That way they can defeat the Kraken and stop Megatron.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:17AM ArtemisGone said

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You forgot the part where they meet Jeff Goldblum and he re-routes the encryption of the alien ship so Bruce and Will are able to operate it.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:18AM TX2 said

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The first time I ever heard "a jerry Bruckheimer production" was Kangaroo Jack.

It's taken a while for me to have any trust in this man.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 11:50AM Shmil said

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Don't trust him.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 12:04PM MarkezJM said

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His imdb page reveals Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is being made, along with National Treasure 3. Yeesh. I really dug the 1st National Treasure, but the 2nd, and now a 3rd?
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Posted: May 12th 2009 12:25PM Shmil said

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A 4th Pirates? After the third one I'll be glad to never see a sailboat again.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:38PM Pureshooter said

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In case anybody was wondering how hardcore Bruckheimer is, that picture is from his kid's 6th birthday party.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 7:21PM Kid Icarus said

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o really? i heard it was from the live action production of fraggle rock currently filming
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:32PM (Unverified) said

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I love how your so quick to bash yet you dont know that Bruckheimer had nothing to do with Transformers that was Michael Bay..... You may wanna google his productions or go to imdb.com next time to make sure you know what ur talking about.
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