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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:35PM Dirty said

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She can train whats in my pocket any day.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:37PM MarkezJM said

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I don't get it.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:39PM Dirty said

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I keep a puppy in there, and it still isn't house broken.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:39PM MarkezJM said

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You should seal it in a plastic bag like a goldfish.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:40PM FNG said

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...she needs bigger puppies...
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:46PM Shagittarius said

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I'd like to 'eat at her cafeteria' if you know what I mean...
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:48PM Dirty said

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Do they sell fur burgers?
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:49PM Shagittarius said

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Friday is always Sloppy Joes...

Joe is my friend.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:52PM MarkezJM said

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I don't get it.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:53PM The Wicker Man said

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And I don't think you ever will get "it".
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:09PM Dirty said

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I thought Friday was pizza day?
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:17PM MarkezJM said

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Friday *is* pizza day. My guess is Shag and his buddy Sloppy Joe just kinda go do their own thing on Fridays... CANT WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY BECAUSE THE ONLY STUPID THING I SEE ON THE MENU UP THERE IS SALAD AND VEGETABLES DAMMIT.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:22PM Dirty said

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She better put some pants on though, I think its against the health code.

Is tuesday tacos? or is Hairy clam day? I always forget.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:40PM The Wicker Man said

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Watch out for the sunday morning stubble special...ewwww.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:00PM PedoJokerBear said

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we're still talking about sex right?
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:40PM s ls said

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Remember those Carmen Electra Stripper Fitness Workout commercials for her DVD?

Now imagine that on the Wii... c'mon Majesco you know it's a good idea
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Posted: May 12th 2009 1:49PM (Unverified) said

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That picture hurts my brain...

She stands behind the counter, including the sneeze-guard. Yet, her hand held out perpendicularly from her body appears in front of the sneeze guard.

I didn't realize this game contained Escher-esque mind-splosions.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:00PM The Wicker Man said

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OMG, OMG! I don't think she is even in that "room"!
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Posted: May 15th 2009 6:25PM (Unverified) said

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Indeed...the room is a lie.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:02PM RobS the 3rd said

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Damn it! Stop trying to use video games to make me exercise!
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:20PM RobS the 3rd said

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Also, I demand Curly Fries be added to the menu!
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:00PM (Unverified) said

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her first game sucked balls and I Sure that she'll continue to do so.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 4:15PM arsohn said

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as long as they're mine, I don't care :)
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Posted: May 12th 2009 2:42PM (Unverified) said

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I would just like to point out:
a. the first "game", by all accounts, sucked (see 300 negative reviews on Amazon).
b. she's a trannie. Pretty sure.
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Posted: May 12th 2009 3:20PM poofyslime said

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I can't wait for JMFU2K10!
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Posted: May 13th 2009 5:55PM JMacGill said

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To paraphrase Steven Tyler

"Lady looks like a Dude"
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