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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:07PM s ls said

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Yay!?

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:07PM Obienator said

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GO STEVE! ( and watch out for last minute VHS tapes from Billy Mitchell!)

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:51PM Triblade101 said

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Last minute "copies" of VHS tapes that is.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:01AM Obienator said

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Maybe Mitchell upgraded to DVD by now. ;)
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:14AM Triblade101 said

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That just makes it easier to edit.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:09PM MarkezJM said

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That's like 500 lbs in quarters. Other things that are 500 lbs, according to a google image search - http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=500+lbs&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=zIoLSsOuLtOGmQe1oNSACA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

PS - I don't care how biased the movie may have been. Billy Mitchell is one of the most worthless human beings to ever walk the earth with a proud American tie.

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:16PM Saria the Cat said

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Thanks a lot, Markez. You've inspired a YouTube spree looking for documentary-type clips on extremely obese people.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:34PM (Unverified) said

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I think you scarred me for life....
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:43PM s ls said

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they have "SuperSize ME!" the Full Movie on YouTube now... hope that helps
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:17AM (Unverified) said

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I had a dream,
that I was 500 pounds,
and though I was very heavy,
I'd float until I could not see the ground.
I'd float until I could not see the ground.
Somebody help me, I can't see the ground.
Somebody help me...
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:10PM Saria the Cat said

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MAN, I'd be set for laundry for LIFE!

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:12PM MarkezJM said

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You're telling me. Always take turns with my girlfriend over who is due to get a 10 dollar roll. We have a fire Mario coin bank next to the oven that's our designated laundry piggy bank :)
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:02AM Anticrawl said

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You could use that 10k to buy a really bitchin' washer/dryer combo instead.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:08AM PR0F3TA said

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or you could totally miss the point of her joke... with the money of corse
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Posted: May 14th 2009 8:28AM Rocketboy said

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I'd give her my 10 dollar roll.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:11PM nandokun said

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That really isn't very impressive.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 4:47PM Rocketboy said

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The way I roll it, it is.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:18PM BradC said

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I feel bad for Wiebe. /he seems like such a good guy that life just hasn't been nice too, all this talent. And that Billy Mitchell is such a d!ck with his nerd minions haaha

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:19PM (Unverified) said

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Ah, I remember playing this in DK64, good times...

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:28PM (Unverified) said

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I remember playing this in the arcade, back in 1981.





NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:52PM Triblade101 said

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I remember playing this....well yesterday, on the internet. :-P
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:27PM Brendan H said

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A year's supply of "the world's longest lasting gum..."
So, they're giving him one stick of gum?

Posted: May 13th 2009 11:29PM (Unverified) said

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And eventually a goat.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:30PM (Unverified) said

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Oh, snap!

Try to get yourself out of this one, Stride!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:00AM Jerk Face said

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That commercial with the goat is basically the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV.
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:49PM Triblade101 said

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Please beat Mitchell, Wiebe.

Believe it or not, we watched King of Kong in my media class when we were studying documentaries. Pretty much the entire class hates Billy Mitchell (and I'm actually not exaggerating).

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:14PM nandokun said

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Did you study the part where documentaries where usually biased for the effect of story telling?
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Posted: May 13th 2009 11:54PM BloodShotRobot said

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I love that picture. So many allgames logos.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:10AM Tez said

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That'll get him laid FOR SURE.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:29AM CubeGuy said

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I'm sure it will. He has a wife and kids, after all...
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:33AM jhowlett said

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he's married with kids who can't wipe their own ass
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:43AM (Unverified) said

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someone hasn't seen King of Kong yet. fail
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:37AM Martin C said

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You want me to wipe your bottom?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 6:22AM Tez said

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Wow, some people can't take a joke, I guess. I should've figured.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:00PM HighFiveJesus said

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you offended the dorks who have to get married to have sex obviously

the rest of us, found it funny.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 5:33PM Tez said

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lol, I love how my second comment got downvoted as if to say "NO! WE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! WAAAAAAAH!"
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Posted: May 14th 2009 5:57PM Triblade101 said

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Or maybe you should just stop posting and you'll stop getting downranked. We can take jokes....good jokes that is.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:29AM carmaction said

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Billy Mitchell makes me want to punch things in the face. Such as Billy Mitchell.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:41AM jhowlett said

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i don't hate billy mitchell and feel little sympathy for steve. steve is good at DK but he was gassed by some guy who was just hating on billy mitchell. i don't hate steve either. between king of kong and chasing ghost, i see the film makers of these docs as cruel in a way.

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:00AM Anticrawl said

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I bet they'll change their mind at the last minute with the gum and say it's only one pack of Stride gum cause it lasts so long it will cover him for a lifetime.

Stride tastes terrible regardless.

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:04AM Triblade101 said

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Sorry, Brendan H beat you to the punch with that joke.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:43AM (Unverified) said

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QUARTERS! A MILLION ALLOWANCES WORTH OF QUARTERS!!!

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:16AM BPMOmega XBL PSN Steam said

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No slugs or tokens!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:06AM edoglost said

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I demand that Justin be re-shopped into this photo

Posted: May 14th 2009 4:19AM ChiTownRuler23 said

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holy shit that would be barely enough quarters for me to finally win at a claw game. stuffed animals here i come.

Posted: May 14th 2009 7:32AM (Unverified) said

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LOL.

Those things exploded into popularity near where I grew up. I don't even wanna think how much money those stupid machines pried out of hands
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Posted: May 14th 2009 5:43AM pibs said

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Awesome reference to the Raiders of the Lost Arcades episode of Futurama.

Posted: May 14th 2009 8:37AM mykalt45 said

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Anyone ever notice how Brian Crecente looks just like Billy Mitchell? Steve Wiebe for the win!

Posted: May 14th 2009 9:45AM (Unverified) said

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Didn't Weibe already beat the record? I thought I read on here(or maybe another gaming site or even G4) that he recently beat the record.

Posted: May 14th 2009 10:09AM jwmaag said

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I think that was Donkey Kong Jr.
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