Dear Mr. Lucas,
Despite certain ... differences we may have had in the past, we still remain amongst your loyal throng of followers. As such, we were hoping you could impart some of your potent wisdom unto us regarding the upcoming fedora-fitted Wii/DS/PS2/PSP title, Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings. See, a recent video from StarWars.com shows us a fairly sizable, though incomprehensible Easter egg -- intergalactic smuggler extraordinaire Han Solo will be playable in the game.
Yes, Mr. Lucas, it is neat -- but we need to know how it's possible. Don't feign ignorance. We know you don't let non-canonical events relating to your timeless empires slip into your licensed products. Seriously, give us something. The Millennium Falcon slipped into a time vortex? Mr. Solo is, in fact, an immortal Time-God? Harrison Ford is the Highlander? We know you know. Spill the beans, George. You owe us that much.
Regards,
Joystiq
[Via VideoGamer]
Reader Comments (28)
Posted: May 14th 2009 3:31PM djenkins83 said
Dear Joystiq,
Your answer is right in front of you, you just aren't looking hard enough. It is obvious that Mister Han Solo ended up getting froze in Carbonate AGAIN and Indy ended up finding him on his journey to return the crystal skull to the aliens. I can't believe I had to explain this to you! COME ON GUYS!
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Your answer is right in front of you, you just aren't looking hard enough. It is obvious that Mister Han Solo ended up getting froze in Carbonate AGAIN and Indy ended up finding him on his journey to return the crystal skull to the aliens. I can't believe I had to explain this to you! COME ON GUYS!
Posted: May 14th 2009 3:34PM (Unverified) said
Have we even got a GOOD Star Wars came this gen? It seems like there were tons last gen, Battlefront, Rogue Squadrom, KOTOR...where are the good Star Wars games this gen?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:41PM TheDarkWayne said
I enjoyed The Force Unleashed, it wasnt great but it was pretty good.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:39PM TheDarkWayne said
Han was a secret character in Mercenaries and The Force Unleashed
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Posted: May 14th 2009 8:00PM TheDarkWayne said
the original, once you located a certain amount of the WMDs or secret plans or whatever BS, you got a cheat code to play as Han. Some of the collectibles had funny names too, like Kessel Spice or Death Star Schematics
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:42PM (Unverified) said
Why the F**K have we never gotten a Han Solo game?
Or even a co-op game with Han and Chewie.
WHY. IT'S THE PERFECT STARWARS GAME.
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Or even a co-op game with Han and Chewie.
WHY. IT'S THE PERFECT STARWARS GAME.
Posted: May 14th 2009 4:15PM Da Largest said
I'm surprised you can see anything through all that bloom
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Posted: May 14th 2009 4:35PM (Unverified) said
Hey, all that Next-Gen development had to be put somewhere
But seriously, less bloom, more texture work
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But seriously, less bloom, more texture work
Posted: May 14th 2009 4:12PM StormEagle said
...HAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!.............HAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!.......
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Posted: May 14th 2009 4:34PM Twinklepants said
random piece of related trivia: it's george lucas' birthday today
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Posted: May 14th 2009 4:51PM GeorgeMcBain said
NERD ALERT:
Probably not "canon", but Indy did meet Han ... at least in the funny pages (ie. comics). During a blind hyperspace jump, Han and Chewy land on Earth. They are attacked by natives of South America, who kill Han. Enraged, Chewie went into a rage and howled a lot ... creating the Sasquatch myth. A hundred or so years later, Indy and Short Round are investigating the myth and they stumble onto the skeleton of Han.
“I’ve never seen anything like it. Not even in Atlantis…. But it’s all somehow familiar.” - Indy
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Probably not "canon", but Indy did meet Han ... at least in the funny pages (ie. comics). During a blind hyperspace jump, Han and Chewy land on Earth. They are attacked by natives of South America, who kill Han. Enraged, Chewie went into a rage and howled a lot ... creating the Sasquatch myth. A hundred or so years later, Indy and Short Round are investigating the myth and they stumble onto the skeleton of Han.
“I’ve never seen anything like it. Not even in Atlantis…. But it’s all somehow familiar.” - Indy
Posted: May 14th 2009 6:42PM (Unverified) said
It's actually a Play.com exclusive unlock: http://www.play.com/Games/Wii/4-/9367943/Indiana-Jones-And-The-Staff-Of-Kings/Product.html
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Posted: May 14th 2009 7:00PM (Unverified) said
If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts... remember, it's just a video game. You really should relax. :)
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