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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:36PM skyzbig said

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Wow, rough.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:37PM Levi said

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Lol that's pretty hilarious.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:37PM smcn said

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That looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

Posted: May 14th 2009 6:59PM phizzyphizzy said

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What the hell? Don't vote up the idiot who had to post the original image for you idiots to understand it.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:39PM Mr Khan said

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Need a direct comparison with the original to see if those shapes in the clouds aren't altered at all

But yeah, a Sonic/Snake crossover is most likely. Hey, they did it already, didn't they?

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:22PM prime8 said

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http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/348/snake.gif

unaltered clouds with Snake pic on a different layer
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:40PM CountNoobula said

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What? can nobody wait until Monday? I bet all of you peek at your Christmas gifts too.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:41PM Kamizar said

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Feels good to laugh this hard in the morning.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:41PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe we WERE serious Joystiq. Prepare for Konami's "Metal Gear Sonic Bloody Duch Hunt Series of Digits Solid!" Filled with tons of grass-stomping, face-smacking action!

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:46PM jhowlett said

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no body here circled what might be a building on the far right behind the branches?

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:47PM (Unverified) said

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zone of the enders 3?

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:51PM redjack said

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Paints with no dongs? No credibility to these theories.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:56PM Burritoclock said

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I am sure they sifted through 1000's of dongs to get these 4 pics.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:52PM Kattleox said

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Do you know what I WANT it to be? That's the minefield where you fought Gray Fox because he's remaking Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2 with MGS4's engine.

Posted: May 14th 2009 5:22PM kentuckyfried said

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That would be wonderful.
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Posted: May 19th 2009 8:17AM Haohmaru said

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omg! Let it be this!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:07PM justingain said

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I don't know if this is important, but Kojima is a huge Joy Division fan and 5.18 was when Ian Curtis hung himself. Coincidence?!?! I think not. Come on Joy Division Revolution.

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:58PM dabamf said

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+1 sir! Everyone else is staring at the clouds looking for animals, one in particular. Not us, no sirree! Look at the date!!! It's uber-significant!!!!!!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:20PM (Unverified) said

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These are some fantastic speculations! I don't know if this is helpful or not, but Hideo Kojima's twitter account (official? unofficial?) has a weird hint with a link to the teaser page. Check it out, duuuuuudes: http://twitter.com/hideokojima
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:53PM Haggard said

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Like that guy posted on the other thread:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/348/snake.gif

This you cannot deny!

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:55PM xFenixKnightx said

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Hey I missed that, pretty cool.

BTW whats up with Pinocchio Snake? How did his nose grow that big? lol!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:20PM prime8 said

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that was just the first pic of Snake in profile that i found
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:51PM Vidikron said

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It honestly doesn't look that close to me. It looks decent when you pop the picture on top that fast and don't really get a good look at the clouds... but if you actually compare to two side by side you'll see that the detail just isn't there. The overlay isn't giving an accurate representation. IMO, it was just meant to be clouds.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:53PM xFenixKnightx said

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I'll be LMAO if the clouds don't mean jack shit.

The teaser site is very soothing though. I might just plug my earbuds in, turn off the lights in my office and have a nice little lunch pondering the meaning of life. Or....I might just look up some good ole' p0rn. Decisions, decisions...

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:05PM Dr Stabbingworth said

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I'm glad I don't work in your office.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:55PM dabamf said

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As everyone knows, 5/18 is Victoria Day, which is celebrated by Canada in honor of Queen Victoria (1819 - 1901). So, I'm thinking that it's a stealth action period piece game taking place in the Yukon Territory involving the assassination of the Victorian aristocrats. Eh???

Posted: May 14th 2009 12:58PM Berzerk said

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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:03PM Gillfigno said

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Kumori means cloudy weather
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:00PM (Unverified) said

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On another site they posted that Konami registered a new game name or whatever happens. It's called Tornado...something. Which makes sense based on the picture.

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:02PM Dymatrex said

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Zone of the Enders 3. It has to be.

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:06PM Uncle Jesse said

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Give us hell, Quimby!

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:08PM (Unverified) said

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Cloud-face looks more like The End. Old timey sniper game.. CONFIRMED??!! :P

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:10PM KaneRobot said

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MGS4 on 360 confirmed.

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:21PM (Unverified) said

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With a prequel on the DS that is played a la Crystal Chronicles on your Xbox 360. Yeah, I'm seeing it in them there clouds... :)
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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Maybe there is a Snake...in...the grass?

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:28PM (Unverified) said

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HTML in the page has keywords for MGS
name="keywords" content="Hideo Kojima, MGS,METAL GEAR, NEXT, game, konami, kojima game, KJP, Kojima Production "

the flash file on the site is named Kumori_15.swf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blade_of_Kumori


Posted: May 14th 2009 1:29PM StormEagle said

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Yes! They added my obviously horrible Bloody Roar sequel interpretation!

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:39PM NekoDaimyo said

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Bloody Roar? Fuck yeah!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:48PM dishwasher said

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i think its going to be that tornado game konami is making

Posted: May 14th 2009 1:53PM Xohdus said

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I am going to have to say another Metal Gear, this one based in Russia during the summertime. I mean come on you think that there would be a farm in ZOE3? I wish for a 3rd ZOE because that would be amazing...but yeah Metal Gear all the way.

Posted: May 14th 2009 9:48PM emperorzeroxx said

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I could definitely see the large snake in there, but I'm pretty sure the clouds do not represent anything...... but the sheer fact that it is a teaser from Konami kojima productions means it will be a new metal gear game or perhaps another zone of the enders, as I heard they wanted to continue that... Personally I think it would be cool for a console boktai game xD

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:01PM DonaldMick said

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Damnit, forgot to include a picture with my entry. I fail.

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:09PM Rhamsey said

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I'd love a new duck hunt game.

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:17PM Dreamer said

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EPIC!!!

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:18PM fikhl said

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MGS: Darkside Chronicles for Wii?!

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:25PM Edashcash said

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don't get all butt hurt joystiq

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:49PM McBrick said

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That picture is definitely not Sunny, is all I'm saying.

Posted: May 14th 2009 2:56PM Slaziman said

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Alright here's my deciphering of the new teaser flash movie

http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snakefpg.jpg

Posted: May 14th 2009 3:03PM CMK said

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METAL GEAR FLOWER

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