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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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it looks cool, i wouldn't mind if that actually is a new model
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:25AM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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Nahh i dont think it does, i prefer my mamoth PS3 to this one lol

And besides...This one isnt shiney =)
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:26AM MrVee PSN Vampah said

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And the font is silly too, i doubt it so much they would change it at this stage.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:29AM Jakeybaby said

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You're right. Its gotta be shiny, or no deal lol.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:51AM Marius said

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ITS THE REAL THING PEOPLE
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:56AM Grubermeister said

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If this was real, you'd think that they would want to showcase the reduced form factor. That angle doesn't really seem logical.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:01PM Marius said

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Trust me this is real, except it might not look entirely like that. btw Sony has one E3 without even going in
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:35PM Wubby said

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"btw Sony has one E3 without even going in"

What?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:42PM Marius said

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I meant Sony has already WON E3
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Posted: May 14th 2009 12:51PM MarkezJM said

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Good gawd, you're a dumbass
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:40PM Martin C said

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Sorry Marius, but your credibility diminishes with each post.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:02PM Marius said

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eh whatever believe me or not, I'll bookmark this article and remind you when E3 is here. And yes Sony has already won E3 nothing will compete with an ico announcement
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:11PM (Unverified) said

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@Marius: ...ico? ...you really think they are making a new ico game?


Why don't you just take a seat over there?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:03PM Mushrooshi said

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In addition, a redesigned PS3 would be called "PSthree", like PStwo and PSone
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Posted: May 19th 2009 4:44PM VaultBoy said

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Not likely. Some Taiwanese law firm just issued a cease and desist order on the site that published the pics. Probably a clever knockoff. Wait, a knockoff in Taiwan? Never!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:35AM (Unverified) said

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umm it doesnt look as sexy as the current model
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:58AM Cap Morgan said

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I agree, nothings more sexy than a console that looks like you can cook a steak on it.

mmm steak
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:09AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Wouldn't do a better job of cooking then my 360, the steak would still look raw after an hour of being on top of it, noone would get fed :D

Saying that, both consoles look as beautiful as they are, neither need slimming down.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:10AM Mayor West said

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Still it looks very sexy. I would do it.... I mean buy one.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:30AM Troy Powers said

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I dunno. Something tells me you'd have better luck cooking a steak on a 360.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:32AM Jakeybaby said

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Must be all that over heating.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:15PM Haggard said

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*slow clap at Jake*
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:41PM PR0F3TA said

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facepalm.jpg
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Posted: May 14th 2009 3:44PM Mez Jr said

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I only find women sexy, not electronics. It's sad when people are technophiliacs.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:04PM mahouneko said

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@Mez:
It's sad when people like you break a perfectly good combo just to announce the fact that you have no sense of humor.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:35AM Zertoss said

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See, this is what the PS3 needs, not a huge library of compelling games, but a huge library of SKUs.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:03AM Mayor West said

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Right... and the Wii has a huge library of compelling games I guess? Take your blinders off and come back to reality please.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:06AM Zertoss said

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OH NO I SAID SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT A POSSIBLY FAKE PS3 I MUST BE A WII FANBOY!!!11!1
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:06AM Vegeta has a ps3 said

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Someone's a bit defensive.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:11AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Depends on what your idea of 'compelling games' is.

Halo isn't exactly compelling to many mothers now is it :D While Wiifit is ^^
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:12AM Hyams said

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Well, to be fair, your avatar *is* of a naked Mario character molesting a Wiimote.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:13AM Mayor West said

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Sorry I didn't mean to start an argument. The "compelling games" comment didn't sit right with me seeing that GOW !!!, White Knight, GT5, Uncharted 2, Heavy Rain, and MAG are all right around the corner. Sony by far has the best line up of up coming games.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:17AM Hyams said

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Actually, the Wii has a very decent 2009 lineup of games as well.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:18AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Yea, but as it stands, they do not exist yet, even so, like I said, compelling is to the person what they believe compelling to be, not everyone wants to play Wii games, not everyone wants to play MAG or Halo, it just depends on where your interests lie
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:21AM Zertoss said

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I was just making a jab at the large number of SKUs and comparatively small library of games (compared to the PS2, and I know it's not a fair comparison, it's making fun of the PS3, that's the joke).

Also my avatar is making fun of that ridiculous Wiimote condom. See she's slipping it onto the Wiimote seductively, like a condom onto a penis.

God I hate having to explain jokes.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:24AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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Then avoid them :D
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:30AM Zertoss said

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@Maverick Saturn - "Then avoid them :D"

That's like telling your dog to stop licking his balls. It's not gonna happen. Not without surgery. And even then, he'll still try.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:35AM Mayor West said

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lol that went right over my head... but know that you mentioned it... good pic.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:35AM Troy Powers said

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In my experience, if you find yourself often having to explain jokes, you need to either...

A) Tell better jokes, or
B) Tell your jokes to smarter people.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:38AM Spunky Monkey 190906 said

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*Nods in agreement*
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:53AM spin cycle said

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There's nothing wrong with updating your product. It worked for the PS2, which had 14 versions over time (even before the slim!). The 360 has many SKUs too (for example they slipped a DVD into the Core and renamed it the Arcade).

Furthermore, a large size reduction would decrease production costs and shipping costs quite a bit and could lead to a much needed price cut.

So I don't get the beefing about the number of SKUs. It's just not a big issue. Also, the platform has virtually all the same games that 360 has, so the game library is also quite large. I don't get the beefing about that either. So the joke fails to be funny and fails to be poignant. Maybe that's why it's getting a bad reception on joystiq.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 10:56AM Zertoss said

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Oh good grief.

I'm going back to telling penis and fart jokes.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:16AM (Unverified) said

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Bravo my friend bravo!

That was brilliant! lol!!!
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Posted: May 14th 2009 1:36PM (Unverified) said

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You know, all fanboyishness aside - He has a point: do we really need more SKUs? New or not, I think most of us would rather see a price drop, that way more people get the PS3 we have, instead of all of the late-comers getting something newer than ours ;)

amirite? I mean, give me a new PS3 in a year or two, when I'm not still within 2 years of buying this one, ya know?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 2:28PM stoneNboneCDXX said

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Seriously though, what is up with all the different SKUs for both the xbox360 and PS3?
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:36AM (Unverified) said

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meh.... i like my 60gb model the way it is
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Posted: May 14th 2009 4:14PM CheesusCrust said

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Damn it, I was gonna buy another PS3 soon, but am now gonna hold out instead
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Posted: May 14th 2009 6:31PM moshin said

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+1 /me strokes his 60....
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Posted: May 14th 2009 9:37AM Appleanche said

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Meh, I don't think Many have a problem with the look of the PS3, I think it at least looks better then the 360 and a lot less generic Mac rip off then the Wii.

A price drop, at this point, is far more important.
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Posted: May 14th 2009 11:32AM Blaquebeird said

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If anything, the 360 looks more like a Mac ripoff than the Wii. Macs have no corners or pointy bits, much the the rounded 360, while the Wii is a white rectangular prism.

But you're silly anyway. I highly doubt Nintendo needs to take ideas from a second rate computer company.
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