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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:00PM DredPirateStorm said

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The Metalocalypse has begun!

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:15PM The Wicker Man said

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Gentlemen, it seems Dethklok is set to invade the videogame world. This could be a disaster. Here is our video game expert, Doctor Hinkle. Video gamers are by nature are highly trained killing machines with a deathcult like devotion to their consoles. If Dethklok were to release a game they would unify and become a lethal killing force.
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Posted: May 15th 2009 1:22PM ThornedVenom said

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+10 to THE WICKER MAN
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:01PM (Unverified) said

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Can playing the game kill/dismember you?

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:24PM MystileArmor said

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No, but playing with a cheesegrater can, so put it down.
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:01PM Abdo said

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Whoah, that's brutal.

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:01PM Mogwai 279 said

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As long as we can summon a lake troll and then go out and drink 100 beers.

Posted: May 15th 2009 1:22PM ThornedVenom said

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Oh please let there be Mustakrakish!
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:02PM Zoot Suit Jedi Grammar Hammer En said

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It's about time.

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:05PM Mr Khan said

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Hey! I gots a reals cools codspiece too!

Uhh, that's a dildo...

What?

Yeah, a strap-on dildo

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:06PM Foetoid said

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Now all we need is Season 3 to air.

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:09PM Mr Khan said

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Supposed to be this Fall, according to a bump i saw on AS
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:11PM The Wicker Man said

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This is dildos. The most brutal band of all time needs to have its own add-on for rockband or gh. Either way this will still be the most brutal of all downloadable games.

Posted: May 15th 2009 1:05PM Foetoid said

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Correct. I would jizz in my pants if 'Go Into The Water' was up as GH DLC.
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Posted: May 15th 2009 1:24PM ThornedVenom said

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Wasn't "Thunderhorse" in one of the previous iterations of Guitar Hero? In any case, IT NEEDS MORE BRUTALITY (I'd scream for my cream if I could get some extended version of Duncan Hills Coffee.)
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Posted: May 15th 2009 4:44PM The Wicker Man said

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ThunderHorse was in GH2. I want the Dethalbum though!
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:25PM Dale P said

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This game will be blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:45PM Shagittarius said

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Awesome, I usually pretend I'm murderface when I play bass in rockband anyways.

Posted: May 15th 2009 12:55PM (Unverified) said

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But, can you play bass with your DICK?
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Posted: May 15th 2009 12:56PM Slayer said

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So you play the bass with your penis? I'd hate to have to use one of your RB guitars at your house.
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Posted: May 15th 2009 1:04PM Foetoid said

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Tho when he strums, you cant tell which is the strum-bar and which is his penis.
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Posted: May 15th 2009 2:24PM Shagittarius said

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Are you trying to say that if lightning were to strike my penis it would hit pubic hair first?
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Posted: May 15th 2009 2:40PM (Unverified) said

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Eat a bowl of fuck.

Posted: May 15th 2009 3:33PM (Unverified) said

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Ugh great. Another round of people that will be running around saying Dethklok is their favorite metal band. Yippee.

Posted: May 15th 2009 4:01PM DigTheDoug said

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Wow a metal elitist with an Immortal avatar! Can we argue about which bands belong to which metal sub-genres now?
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Posted: May 15th 2009 5:17PM Alphathon said

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Oh yes please! Metal sub-genres ftw!
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Posted: May 15th 2009 3:46PM Shmil said

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Cut Quado? I'd cut bowling ball of guts before I cut Quado! Quado stays. Quado's gold.

Posted: May 15th 2009 4:22PM llllFlREBlRDllll said

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You forgot to add this to your comment man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf4OAqS5ycw&fmt=18

Posted: May 15th 2009 4:53PM DelTrigger said

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I'D RATHER DIE THAN GO TO HEAVEN.

Posted: May 15th 2009 5:21PM Alphathon said

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Sounds brutal! Hope titmouse does have something to do with this *chirp*. With this and Brutal Legend coming, gaming is getting more metal. Want!

Posted: May 17th 2009 12:03AM (Unverified) said

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50,000 more points I get my legs back!

Mother f**kin wheelchair bound - nuff said.

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