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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:09AM Zertoss said

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He must have said he'd miss the conference when pigs fly.

Because...

Swine flu.

Posted: May 18th 2009 9:25AM knighty said

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OH. HAR. I C WUT U DID THAR

(seriously....I'm gonna use that joke repeatedly now)
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:45AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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4 of the main reasons to go to Sweden:
1) Music (Europe, ABBA, Ace of Base, Roxette, The Cardigans, and Yngwie Malmsteen just to name a few!)
2) Everybody has IKEA furniture. It is stylish and comfortable (and highly affordable!).
3) Swedish Meatballs. (Tastylicious!)
4) The Swedish Ladies. (Have you seen a picture of Mrs Tiger Woods?! Tastylicious!)

Reasons not to go to Sweden:
1) Swine flu.
2) ???

Seems to me that the pros outweigh the cons here.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:25AM MystileArmor said

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I bet they were first going to tell him it was a hawaiian themed party, so he'd be the only one to show up in shorts and one of those ugly hawaiian shirts, but reconsidered and just figured out they didn't want him there at all.

Posted: May 18th 2009 9:32AM (Unverified) said

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It's funny that that little piggy up there has the world in chaos. I never new a world wide epidemic can be so adorable!

Posted: May 18th 2009 9:32AM RobS the 3rd said

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That little piglet is so adorable, too bad it's riddles with Swine Flu.

Posted: May 18th 2009 9:37AM (Unverified) said

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Like the say:

Deadly, world wide spread diseases come in adorable little pigs.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:41AM MystileArmor said

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Stop talking about cute little piggies, you're making me hungry.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:43AM (Unverified) said

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@Mystile

I wouldn't be talking about cute little piggies with your avatar that you have...
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:59AM RobS the 3rd said

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Actually, it doesn't seem to be that deadly, at least not more so then the regular flu. If it devastates the southern hemisphere (where it will be winter soon) then we can panic.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:10AM MystileArmor said

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@ ArchiGamer

CHOCOLATE POODING!!
That reminds me, I still gotta shop a little mario hat on him.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:46AM (Unverified) said

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What a cute pig! *Slits pigs throat and lets the blood drain out on the floor while whistling a Katey Perry song*

Posted: May 18th 2009 9:48AM (Unverified) said

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....uhhh....psychotic much?
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Posted: May 18th 2009 9:48AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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It's funny how the thing that appalled me the most was you whistling a Katy Perry song.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:00AM RobS the 3rd said

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MR. PIGGY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:02AM MrSpaceCowboy said

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Oh! I get it now!

The pig was hot now it's cold?

Either that or you kissed the pig... and you liked it.
(But now you have contracted swine flu, so I guess it's curtains for you.)
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:06AM Jerk Face said

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I think a throat-slashed whistle is probably impossible. It'd be more a wheezing gurgle.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:09AM Jerk Face said

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Oh, I apparently missed where you said that PIG'S throat.

Get off the failboat, Jerk Face! I probably should stop staying up until 2:30 AM playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2 on nights when I have to get up for work the next day.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:12AM (Unverified) said

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@ Jerk

Ahh, the life of a true gamer...
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Posted: May 18th 2009 10:17AM RobS the 3rd said

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Do what you want because a Gamer is free! You. are. a. Gamer!
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Posted: May 18th 2009 11:01AM Professor Lario said

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BACON!!
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Posted: May 18th 2009 5:38PM (Unverified) said

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Bacon indeed! Sorry I went a little Dwight Schrute on you guys, but Bacon is great.
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Posted: May 18th 2009 11:54AM (Unverified) said

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wtf?

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